One more Blonde....

joejoem

A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when
the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned
around and gave him a big smile.
"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.
"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some
confusion.
"Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one
of my children," she said apologetically, and picking
up her shopping, she left the store.
The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that
a good looking woman like that should have forgotten
who fathered her children." Then he began to worry. He
had had an encounter in his youth that could have
resulted in a child he didn't know about. She had been
blonde, pretty, and about the same height.
On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting into
her car. He ran over to her and said, "Look, you
couldn't have been the girl I met that night at a
party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We sh@gged on
the billiards table in front of everyone, things got
really wild and I got so drunk that I didn't get your
number."


The woman looked utterly outraged and said, "No! I'm
your son's English teacher."

stagolee

good very good

TerrorFirmer

haha, not bad at all!

Very original at least, never heard it before

Oriel

Yeah, I liked it too.