Jazz is the new Punk

Zyox · 12-07-2005 2:30pm #1

I'm getting a bit controversial here but the genre that most used to refer to as "musical masturbation" has now exploded into the face of millions of Punks worldwide.

Jazz is the new Punk.

And it's circle-pit-alicious.

Who's with me?

Doctor J · 12-07-2005 2:36pm

Jazz always was more punk than punk. No song structures, sometimes atonal noise with no discernable melody, bigger, badder drug habits. That's the way, daddio

Zyox · 12-07-2005 2:44pm

Glad someone agrees.
I for one am moving on to J-Tizzies.

Jim · 12-07-2005 3:22pm

Anything callling itself Punk is automatically unPunk by default.
Infact just uttering the word Punk in reference to anything causes small pockets of the universe to implode in a mess of idelology.

Similar thing goes for calling anything unPunk which makes the above explanation void and useless. Besides, genres are usually distinguished by the type of hats people wear.

This post doesn't actually exist btw.

Zyox · 12-07-2005 3:23pm

That's a load of Jazz.

I love it.

dregin · 12-07-2005 4:15pm

Listen.
**** you all!

I'm the one wearing the punk as **** jazz hat.
Jazz isn't punk.
punk isn't punk.

IM ****IN PUNK!

Executive Steve · 12-07-2005 4:56pm

naaah... breakcore is the new punk.

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Giblet · 12-07-2005 5:01pm

dregin wrote:

Listen.
**** you all!

I'm the one wearing the punk as **** jazz hat.
Jazz isn't punk.
punk isn't punk.

IM ****IN PUNK!

So by definition, you are not a punk:D

Doctor J · 12-07-2005 5:18pm

Jaco is punk

Zyox · 12-07-2005 5:29pm

Ro: maaan! · 12-07-2005 6:44pm

Jazz is more Zyox than Punk is Jim.
But I'm more Dregin than the lot of you.

OLP · 12-07-2005 6:57pm

this is the real punk

this is his son

NotMe · 12-07-2005 7:29pm

Jimeatsmenu wrote:

Anything callling itself Punk is automatically unPunk by default.
Infact just uttering the word Punk in reference to anything causes small pockets of the universe to implode in a mess of idelology.

Similar thing goes for calling anything unPunk which makes the above explanation void and useless. Besides, genres are usually distinguished by the type of hats people wear.

This post doesn't actually exist btw.

Very dadaist.

ZappaFrank · 12-07-2005 7:59pm

Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny!!!

veryslowey · 15-07-2005 1:42pm

Zyox wrote:

I'm getting a bit controversial here but the genre that most used to refer to as "musical masturbation" has now exploded into I ama twat the face of millions of Punks worldwide.

Jazz is the new Punk.

And it's circle-pit-alicious.

Who's with me?

waht in gods name are you on about jazz is the new punk gods sake. your not being conterversial your being dence. mmmmmbbbbbbhhhhhh ahhhh-durrr face.

Zyox · 15-07-2005 2:27pm

Listen, take that Country and Folk attitude somewhere else.

kkposse · 15-07-2005 2:38pm

punk is punk not jazz!

born 2 b a punk loser!!!! :mad:

Zyox · 15-07-2005 2:58pm

Yeah but only a Punk Loser would say that.
Get some Jazz in you ffs.

ANarcho-Munk · 15-07-2005 10:37pm

Zyox stop shoving your sax down my throat ffs, you should be **** or something, it is what jazz people do after all,

Karl Hungus · 15-07-2005 10:42pm

Jazz is 20 times better than Punk.

ANarcho-Munk · 15-07-2005 10:54pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

Punk is 20 times better than Jazz.

yup!

NotMe · 16-07-2005 12:31am

Couldn't agree more.

Karl Hungus · 16-07-2005 12:27pm

ANarcho-Munk wrote:

yup!

Wait... that's not what I said... what? I didn't... erm... did I?

STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!!!

ANarcho-Munk · 16-07-2005 3:02pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

Yep that's what I said!

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!!!

no worries m8

Ro: maaan! · 17-07-2005 10:11am

Heh. Jazz on!

fish-head · 17-07-2005 8:31pm

I love jazz just as much as hardcore punk. I'd listen to Discharge and Ornette Coleman in the same day!

veryslowey · 26-07-2005 1:07pm

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NotMe · 26-07-2005 1:14pm

There you have it. The man has spoken.

dregin · 26-07-2005 1:26pm

Yeah tbh. jazz cant be punk....not yet anyway. Not until on/off have at least one horn between them to blow.

ANarcho-Munk · 26-07-2005 1:45pm

on/off are a bit ##### tbh

kawaii · 31-07-2005 11:55pm

ZappaFrank wrote:

Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny!!!

Oh man.

That was so weak.

I mean honestly.

And three exclamation marks!?

So cliché.

Completely out of context...

Don't play with Zappa quotes, you'll get burned.

o Fiac · 01-08-2005 12:01am

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NotMe · 01-08-2005 3:12am

deadly buzz

fish-head · 01-08-2005 9:41am

Buzz Deadly, Secret Mega Assasin.

NotMe · 01-08-2005 11:11am

When some little bollox's been slaggin' yore ma, who you gonna call? Buzz Deadly, Secret Mega Assasin. He's bleedin' rapih!

Matthewthebig · 01-08-2005 1:42pm

fish-head wrote:

I love jazz just as much as hardcore punk. I'd listen to Discharge and Ornette Coleman in the same day!

well you've always been a bit off in the head.

Haven't ya Nick!

thedyingrebel · 05-08-2005 10:29pm

Everyone on the thread should listen to Naked City and decide if its Punk or Jazz.
As for the title "Jazz is the new Punk" some would agree including Crass man Penny Rimbaud and his cohorts.
It's all just music anyway what does it matter what it's called.

Are Rancid punk?
Are Rancid Jazz?

No,they're hypocritical sons of conglomerat executives that play (new stuff) **** music.

ANarcho-Munk · 05-08-2005 10:37pm

are rancid sh!te ? YES!

Karl Hungus · 21-09-2005 6:01pm

I think it's time to re-emphasize just how much better Jazz is compared to punk. A lot.

OLP · 21-09-2005 6:15pm

i say black flag style jazz punk mixed with soul and blues is the way foward

ANarcho-Munk · 21-09-2005 6:30pm

OLP wrote:

i say black flag style jazz punk mixed with soul and blues is the way foward

And throw in some dirty social distortion solo's too, now that'd be the ****

honru · 22-09-2005 12:28am

I much prefer punk to jazz for different reasons, even though punk hasn't seen much of a worthwhile evolution this past decade...

Just came back from Pere Ubu, excellent stuff.

Ro: maaan! · 22-09-2005 5:27pm

f®eak s&#169 wrote: »

punk hasn't seen much of a worthwhile evolution this past decade...

Eh... Emo!!!??

ferdi · 22-09-2005 10:43pm

http://digilander.libero.it/marzape/jaco%20fretted%202.jpg

http://homepage3.nifty.com/yahoyorodu/sid_vicious31.jpg

spot the different?

22-09-2005 11:19pm

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Eh... Emo!!!??

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!oneoneone

Dord · 25-09-2005 12:40pm

ferdi wrote:

http://digilander.libero.it/marzape/jaco%20fretted%202.jpg

http://homepage3.nifty.com/yahoyorodu/sid_vicious31.jpg

spot the different?

well the difference is that jaco could actually play!

i like jazz and punk both as much.

Jaco is the man!!

John · 25-09-2005 1:05pm

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Eh... Emo!!!??

Emo is a blight on musical taste. A blight I say.

Punk may have produced some great tunes and bands but let's face it, jazz hass been doing the DIY approach decades before any punk. Jazz also is a completely new style of playing, punk has mainly been just a reduced form of rock and roll.

Mark Perry from Sniffin' Glue wrote:

This is a chord. This is another. This is a third. Now form a band.

Genesis P-Orridge, not a jazz man but his music is heavily influenced by jazz ideals wrote:

Why learn any chords?

Dord · 25-09-2005 1:24pm

ermm so wait a minute....
we can't call punk...punk....

and jazz is the new punk ?

so does that mean that this forum shouldnt be called anything and that the jazz/blues forum should be called punk/blues

lmfao

oh and btw emo is total rubbish....why don't those kids ever smile?

John · 25-09-2005 3:11pm

Yeah something like that

Jazz is the new Punk

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