Underwear Modelling

Kernel

Just wondering if anyone knows how I can break into male underwear modelling, as I have a massive package, and with the recent sunshine I got some lingering glances from the females down in the local pub yesterday while wearing my silver speedos?

I know Marky Mark has cornered the markey market for this in the past, and think I could do at least as well as he did.

simu

Post some pics here.

KTRIC

Kernel wrote:

as I have a massive package,

I know how you feal. I too am inflicted with a massive schlong and would like to put it to good use that might benifit womankind.

Ania

I was underwear modelling in my home country until I had a surgery on my shoulder and had to stop because I have a big scar now.
About male underwear modelling:
Never worry about your packages if you want to work as a model. They always put something into the boxer shorts.

Good luck, Kernel!

Kernel

Ania wrote:

I was underwear modelling in my home country until I had a surgery on my shoulder and had to stop because I have a big scar now.
About male underwear modelling:
Never worry about your packages if you want to work as a model. They always put something into the boxer shorts.

Good luck, Kernel!

Simu : I will try to get a wide lens camera to fit it all in, and post them.

K-Tric : It can be a curse, but perhaps someday it can be used to help people evacuate a burning building, or defend someone against crime. When the time is right, the destiny of the schlong will be fulfilled.

Ania : Do you have a boyfriend? What happened to your shoulder?

Also, putting something extra into the shorts may be impossible, unless they are very very very very baggy.

fcuk_me_sideway

kernal dont quit the day job ive seen your package and i'm sorry sonny it just wont do!!

TerrorFirmer

lmao I think in practice though, your mighty schlong would not be very useful in the modelling world, as the average guy doesnt want some beast of a cock displayed right in front of him to make him feel inadequate (thereby purchasing the competetor's micro-cock friendly product)

However, you might have some success with modelling your birthday suit

LadyJ

I take photos of male underwear models in my home Kernal. Pm me for more info. And don't worry,I won't shove anything else down your panties! Lol

impr0v

Kernel wrote:

I know Marky Mark has cornered the markey market for this in the past..

*chuckle*

Ania

LadyJ wrote:

I take photos of male underwear models in my home Kernal. Pm me for more info. And don't worry,I won't shove anything else down your panties! Lol

Nice trick, girl, but I am act painting in my free time, so I have more time to study my model!

Kernel, I had a (harmless but visible) tumor on my shoulder which was cut out.
But I had to stop modelling, unfortunally.
An advice from a retired model:
Your package is not the only thing that has to be perfect, the rest of your body should be in a well shape too.

Kernel

MobileInfantry wrote:

lmao I think in practice though, your mighty schlong would not be very useful in the modelling world, as the average guy doesnt want some beast of a cock displayed right in front of him to make him feel inadequate (thereby purchasing the competetor's micro-cock friendly product)

Hmm.. I take your point.. perhaps some airbrushing or something could bring it down to normal....

LadyJ wrote:

I take photos of male underwear models in my home Kernal. Pm me for more info. And don't worry,I won't shove anything else down your panties! Lol

J, after all this time we've been going out you haven't spelled my name properly! On topic, I'll be around later with my silver speedos and some beer!

Ania wrote:

Nice trick, girl, but I am act painting in my free time, so I have more time to study my model!

Kernel, I had a (harmless but visible) tumor on my shoulder which was cut out.
But I had to stop modelling, unfortunally.
An advice from a retired model:
Your package is not the only thing that has to be perfect, the rest of your body should be in a well shape too.

You can paint me anytime Ania! Sorry to hear about the shoulder, but glad you are ok after it anyway. I think I may have a problem with the rest of the body then... hmm... are beer bellies in or out nowadays?

LadyJ

Kernel wrote:

J, after all this time we've been going out you haven't spelled my name properly! On topic, I'll be around later with my silver speedos and some beer!

Lol,I'm sorry! Didn't even notice! :rolleyes:
Did you call in while I was out? I saw some silver glitter in my hall!

Ooo,beer! Cheers K-man!

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

Lol,I'm sorry! Didn't even notice! :rolleyes:
Did you call in while I was out? I saw some silver glitter in my hall!

Ooo,beer! Cheers K-man!

Ah yeah, the silver glitter is caused by a chafing problem with the silver speedos....

Cake Fiend

Kernel wrote:

K-Tric : It can be a curse

And a much misunderstood one. Some of our fellow brethren discuss issues that afflict our kind at www.lpsg.org.

LadyJ

Kernel wrote:

Ah yeah, the silver glitter is caused by a chafing problem with the silver speedos....

It's ok,I'm not all about the underwear. Feel free to just glitter-up your knob and I'll photograph that!

Kernel

Sico wrote:

And a much misunderstood one. Some of our fellow brethren discuss issues that afflict our kind at www.lpsg.org.

Finally some support! Thanks Sico, I'm joining up now.

Ania

I think I may have a problem with the rest of the body then... hmm... are beer bellies in or out nowadays?

Out I'm afraid, but when painting, I only concentrade on the part that is to be advertised.
If you want to model for a beer advertising I may concentrade on your belly.
By the way: did you hear about the recent study that too much beer makes a man's penis shrink?
One more reason to reduce consuming beer.

Kernel

Ania wrote:

Out I'm afraid, but when painting, I only concentrade on the part that is to be advertised.
If you want to model for a beer advertising I may concentrade on your belly.
By the way: did you hear about the recent study that too much beer makes a man's penis shrink?
One more reason to reduce consuming beer.

Cool! My beer belly is out also! The reason I started drinking beer was to try to shrink the big fella, but it hasn't worked too well, I still trip over it sometimes... ahhh well. Send me a painting and I will hang it on my wall.

Velvet Vocals

Ania wrote:

Can I just say.... MY GOD!

I wonder how long that this guy acutally looked this good. Do you think he kept it up, do you think he still looks like this? How much hard work would you have to put in to look this good??

Velvet Vocals

check it out, I found this guys web site cute guys site

This one is very interesting...


I think you'll have to work out hard in order to come up to his standards!!!!

Kernel

He needs to do more work on his legs and lats... but oi! This is my thread and I didn't say girls could start posting **** material! :mad:

BrianD3

Saint Something wrote:

Can I just say.... MY GOD!

I wonder how long that this guy acutally looked this good. Do you think he kept it up, do you think he still looks like this? How much hard work would you have to put in to look this good??

Not as much as you might think. First of all this guy is pretty thin. He looks about 10 stone and is no bodybuilder. He has low bodyfat and some muscle. Many average sized guys could achieve and maintain this look quite easily if they did a little exercise (the right kind of exercise of course) and ate properly.

The other factors in this guy's pic are
1) Even though it is a B+W photo you can tell that he has a tan. Tans always improve a guy's appearance. This guy would not be modeling underwear if he had pasty white skin and freckles. But with all the fake tans available these days, getting a tan is a trivial matter
2) The pic was undoubtedly taken by a professional photographer. It's these guy's jobs to make the subject look as good as possible using careful lighting, pose etc. This makes a huge difference compared to a photo taken by an inexperienced amateur photographer with amateur (photographic) equipment