God i HATE Flies

djmarkus

just needed to get that off my chest, they are especially bad in the warm weather, simply because you have to leave all the windows open!

GOAT_BOY

they hate you too.

Kevin_rc_ie

put nets on the window.

djmarkus

in that case why dont they leave me ALONE

GOAT_BOY

cos they hate you, what part of that don't you understand? Maybe you should kill yourself in spite?








Or put nets on your windows. (be sure to make sure you have no flies in the house when doing this)

Kevin_rc_ie

they just want to be friends and/or lay eggs under your armpits.

flies bug me.

djmarkus

you fail to comply with logic my friend, if i hate someone i try to avoid them, not go over and feed off their skin!

Kevin_rc_ie

no they don't hate you they love you.

simu

Flies are hot. Can't you see that?

djmarkus

I wonder if it would be legal to cull flies, do you think it would damage the eco-system if they wer to become extinct?

mp3guy

they're fun, when you're bored. If you just hit them in mid flight, they hit the floor and die of a concusion (it seems)

djmarkus

or you could make a miniature airplane by catching 4 flies and putting them i the frezer knocking the flies out, getting two match sticks and glueing them together in the shape of a plane, then getting the flies and glueing them to the plane, them blowing on them to wake them up, and there ya go! never actualy tried it

Kevin_rc_ie

you couldn't make "flies" go extinct even if you tried.

djmarkus

would you do it if i gave you 1 cent for every flie you killed? do they have a hive?

simu

djmarkus wrote:

I wonder if it would be legal to cull flies, do you think it would damage the eco-system if they wer to become extinct?

You've found yourself a voluntary summer job! Keep us posted you enemy of biodiversity, you!

djmarkus

actually i do need a job.