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The Lions jokes have started...

  • 11-07-2005 11:55am
    #1
    Eoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,263 ✭✭✭✭


    The Lions coach takes the Team out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position.

    So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.

    ************************************************************
    The Lions are making available a help-line for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance.

    The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10.

    That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!

    ************************************************************
    What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a Lions shirt in bed?

    You ain't gonna score - ever.

    ************************************************************
    Saddam Hussein has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday. To prove that the appearance was not pre-recorded, Saddam stated that he:

    "watched the rugby on Saturday and the lions were crap."
    UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the last 6 games.

    ************************************************************
    There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen with the naked eye from space...

    The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on it's heels is the...

    GAP IN THE LIONS DEFENCE.

    ************************************************************
    What is the difference between the Lions and an arsonist?

    An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.

    ************************************************************


Comments

  • #2
    Wigertoods
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 235 ✭✭Wigertoods


    eoin_s wrote:
    "watched the rugby on Saturday and the lions were crap."

    Understatement of the century I'd say
    :(:(


  • #3
    MG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 823 ✭✭✭MG


    eoin_s wrote:
    Saddam Hussein has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning

    Information minister Comical Clive went on to say that the series has been a success for the Lions.


  • #4
    Eoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,263 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    MG wrote:
    Information minister Comical Clive went on to say that the series has been a success for the Lions.

    fantastic :D


  • #5
    angry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭angry


    The Lions rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player
    reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

    The coach immediately suspended practice while police and forensic investigators
    were called to investigate.

    After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that
    the white substance unknown to players was the try line.

    Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
    encounter the substance again...


  • #6
    jim-bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭jim-bob


    nice!!!!!!!!!!


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