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Kintarō Hattori

Folks,

Just a quick bit of knowledge needed. Is there some kind of cream/gel/spray etc that you can use down below on both male and female to mask the rather unpleasant whiff found down below? And if so, does the likes of Ann Summers or Miss Fantasia sell it?
Myself and the missus would love to get more involved in that region, but the smell really is seriously off putting.

Many thanks

Iago

there really shouldn't be an unpleasent smell down there at all...generally speaking anyway.

why not have a shower togther first and then do it, that should heighten the excitement as well as removing the smell. The key to good oral is to be completely comfortable while doing it...

Dr. Loon

Wash.

Beruthiel

Iago wrote:

there really shouldn't be an unpleasent smell down there at all...generally speaking anyway...

agreed
if it's as bad as you say, perhaps going to the doctor and getting checked out for an infection might be in order

meditraitor

Dr. Loon wrote:

Wash.

Theres your answer there!

Kiera

I agree, it really shouldnt smell bad down there. A nice shower does the trick and willy drops from Anne Summers rock! Enjoy

Kintarō Hattori

Of course there is the option of washing, but that really takes any spontanaity away from the moment, it's what we've done before. It isn't a very strong smell, but when you have your face that close to someone and they are excited, it does smell a little. I don't think it's so strong it warrants a visit to the doctor, but it is smelly. Perhaps I'm just not being man enough, or it could be I have a sensitive sniffer (it's kinda big!).

Thanks for the advice so far.

xzanti

Is it one or both of you that smells??? why dont you try having a shower or bath together?? That way ur guaranteed to both smell rosey and can be quite romantic.... Although I would see a doctor if its really bad, that doesnt sound right at all...

amazingemmet

Wash, cut the onions, garlic and spicy food out of your diet. And eat sweet fruit ie pineapple, papaya etc makes both parties taste sweeter

Einstein

but it is smelly

seriously, it really shouldnt be...

the_obsolete

Put some smelling salts just outside ur nostrils, like the nobles used ta do when perusing the carnivale...

Nevyn

the_obsolete, no unhelpfull comments.
Please read the charter,
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Thaed

cajun_tiger

washing daily will solve that problem..unless you have something (thrush even)

the_obsolete

No no thaed, it was actually an honest suggestion, what better way to get rid of a smell than by substituting it with a stronger smell?

Megatron

as peeps are saying washing does help unless it's a bit more.. however if it's a case of yourself and gf just don't liek the smell ( as one of my Ex's didn't )

i used chocolate sause ( She loves chocolate so that was nice and handy)
while on the woman it's a bit more complicated i've found Jelly to be best ...

or simple Ice.

LundiMardi

To the people who say it shouldn't smell, do you mean that it shouldn't smell at all!? cos that doesn't sound right.

i can't speak for the woman but how do you wash yourself? No need to go into detail but do you wash thoroughly and daily?

Other than that, drink lots of water and try and cut down on nasty food, as someone else said try and eat plenty of fruit, cut down on dairy products and fish etc. If it's still really bad then you'll just have to shower before hand.

chern0byl

Iago wrote:

there really shouldn't be an unpleasent smell down there at all

May be the stairway to heaven, but it sure doesnt smell like it. I wouldnt say that i have even experienced a smell to rival a bed of roses but certainly not "uhhh" unpleasant.

cajun_tiger

What about intimicy wipes??

you use them to clean that area.

goingmental

not joking but try and eat some live yogurts,, combat over production of yeast which leads to smell,,,

Bamboozled

Goingmental has a good tip there. all natural yogurts will keep the good bacteria in your body healthy and help them fight bad bacteria that causes smells. Eat it, dont use it down there though. It'll sting like crazy if she or you has something wrong and she wont like you for it.

If she suffers from thrush she needs to see a doctor - but you would also need to get treated because it could be passed back and forth. If you do give oral without knowing if she suffers from thrush, then you could also suffer with your mouth (- dont ever suck a baby's dummy to clean it because you could pass it on to the baby that way.)

It shouldnt smell. Washing "down there" is something women should be doing daily since they got to the age of menstruating, if they hadnt been doing it before then. Daily douches, sprays, feminine deodarants are the complete wrong things to use. They change the pH of the vagina and can lead to thrush and soreness for a woman.

Washing before oral can put off spontaneity but if its happening in the evening or night, and she's had a daily wash that morning, it shouldn't smell unless there's something wrong.

If she's a stronger smelling woman than you experience before (if any, i dont know, I'm not saying anything to be mean or bad) and the daily washes dont help, try cream from a can (it can add a lot of laughs - the whipped cream bikini?), syrup like you'd use for pancakes, honey - anything liquid and tasty. But remember to wash it off afterwards because that could do the same as mentioned above.

Most of all - have fun trying out some stuff. Ann Summers do body paints etc, so if you dont want to be seen shopping in case your neighbours or workmates see you, try online.

Good luck.

Nevyn

the_obsolete wrote:

No no thaed, it was actually an honest suggestion, what better way to get rid of a smell than by substituting it with a stronger smell?

with something that is harsh and so strongly alkine that it will burn sensitive skin never mind more intimate parts?

OP both drink 2 to 3 litres of water the day before, wash and get some really ripe strawberries ( make sure your partner is not allergic), they will squish easily under a bit of pressure from you fingers or as you rub the along your partners skin, or take a few of them and crush them in your fist and let the juice drip down between your fingers on to the required area.

Do not add cream in this weather it sours easily with heat and it is not a good idea to introduce the natural occuring bateria in cream to certain areas of the body.esp if there may be a possible problem. IF the problem persists do go to the doctor it could be something as simple as a yeast infection and you could both have it.

Kintarō Hattori

Many thanks guys and girls,

It's interesting to see what advice/suggestions folks had. I can't say I'm an expert in this area, so it's always good to seek some help. Will take onboard EVERYTHING that's been said, and will hopefully have somemore fun!

Thanks a bunch.

Belladonna

I don't know what the posters meant when they wrote that women shouldn't smell. That area does have a very distinctive smell to it when we become aroused, which my bf said if a very sexy smell and he said most men love it.
Ofcourse you should clean every day, and if you want it to be spontanious she can do what I do. When I know I am going to be alone with him I usually go to the toliet first anyway and then I do a little "freshining up" after. That way even if it's late at night and I haven't had a proper bath sine the morning I feel fresher and ready for anything.

the_obsolete

Apologies so Thead, didn't cop that it'd irritate sensetive skin and unmentionables!

slumped

A slight smell should be almost erotic, if there is no smell then there is nothing there to heighten the senses. Taking a bath/shower can wash some of the natural pheramones etc. away.

Be brave - lots of saliva and it'll be ok!

LundiMardi

Belladonna wrote:

That area does have a very distinctive smell to it when we become aroused, which my bf said if a very sexy smell and he said most men love it.

Has your bf been with many men? Not all men like it.

kjt

eo980 wrote:

Of course there is the option of washing, but that really takes any spontanaity away from the moment, it's what we've done before. It isn't a very strong smell, but when you have your face that close to someone and they are excited, it does smell a little. I don't think it's so strong it warrants a visit to the doctor, but it is smelly. Perhaps I'm just not being man enough, or it could be I have a sensitive sniffer (it's kinda big!).

Thanks for the advice so far.

From what you've said there it sounds like its just her thats a little pongy....

Maybe she doesnt wash often enough?

Stench Blossoms

She could get them Fem Wipes .. (Think thats the name of them anyway) You'll find them with tampons etc. There mostly used for during a period but she could always use them everyday to get rid of any nasty smells down there.

Altheus

Hmm, well I know mornings and after a few drinks my girlfriend gets funky, but it's nothing that would turn me sour... Generally it's just sweat or excessive amounts of natural lube because she was turned on a few hours previously, it dried, and gets stanky.

She just uses those kandoo things, after a bit of an antisepticy taste every thing is fresh and ready for consumption.

Talliesin

Belladonna wrote:

I don't know what the posters meant when they wrote that women shouldn't smell.

Smell yes, smell bad no.

DapperGent

the_obsolete wrote:

Put some smelling salts just outside ur nostrils, like the nobles used ta do when perusing the carnivale...

MrPinK

Talliesin wrote:

Smell yes, smell bad no.

That would be a matter of opinion tho. One man's meat is another man's poison. It's a rather unusual smell/taste, I can understand some people not being too fond of it.

OP, you could try getting some flavoured lubricant (not sure, but I'd imagine they've got some aroma to them as well as taste). Lube up your hands and massage the area before you get down to work. Everybody's happy.

TerrorFirmer

It really depends on what the original problem was. Natural taste and smell? Or particularly dour taste and smell?

I'd imagine from his post, that its an unusually bad smell/taste?

If so, try all the above suggestions. Or, if you are just plain inexperienced and its your first contact, get over it

It isn't a very strong smell, but when you have your face that close to someone and they are excited, it does smell a little.

Its a smell you learn to love. Like it? Like it?? You looove it!

Stephanos

You know it is possible to wash without thoroughly cleaning. Sometimes you just a good old fashioned scrub! Lots of soap and rubbing it into the areas! I am in my first relationship and I am very hygienic but it is possible to bring cleanliness to another level.

It makes the whole experience a hell of a lot better!

Kevin_rc_ie

girl's smell like heater and lavander and roses i don't know what you guys are talking about.

snappieT

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

girl's smell like heater and lavander and roses i don't know what you guys are talking about.

Maybe the blow-up ones you have been with Kev! ;-)

Kevin_rc_ie

no they have that horrible latex smell, disgusting. i mean, ehh, i don't know what they smell like.

Nevyn

Stay on topic,
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have a nice day
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Kevin_rc_ie

sorry boss, what we talking about again? stinky private parts? hmm, yes, more thorough washing, if that doesnt improve things, see your lady doctor to see if there is something wrong. maybe sniff someone's elses "_____" to see if it is actually that bad relatively, you may just be overly sensitive.

Bamboozled

Stephanos wrote:

You know it is possible to wash without thoroughly cleaning. Sometimes you just a good old fashioned scrub! Lots of soap and rubbing it into the areas! I am in my first relationship and I am very hygienic but it is possible to bring cleanliness to another level.

It makes the whole experience a hell of a lot better!

Good god! Dont ever use soap to clean in Australia ("down under")
It can cause soreness and lead to thrush.

Victor

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

sorry boss, what we talking about again? stinky private parts? hmm, yes, more thorough washing, if that doesnt improve things, see your lady doctor to see if there is something wrong. maybe sniff someone's elses "_____" to see if it is actually that bad relatively, you may just be overly sensitive.

Q. Can I smell your vagina?
A. No!!!
Q. It must be your feet then!
A. [slap]

Belladonna

Stephanos wrote:

You know it is possible to wash without thoroughly cleaning. Sometimes you just a good old fashioned scrub! Lots of soap and rubbing it into the areas! I am in my first relationship and I am very hygienic but it is possible to bring cleanliness to another level.

:eek:
I hate to stray off topic, but OMG! You shouldn't "scrub" that area. Gentle washing with mild soap is all that's needed. If you are healthy and free of infection the body has it's own natural balance. Please check with your doctor or gynecologist and they will confirm this. It's what mine says anyway.
I think that our modern culture has done us all a disservice by labeling perfectly natural things as "dirty". Maybe it's left over from the Victorial era, I don't know. But a healthy woman's "smell" is part of the essense of being female. I was corrected earlier by someone stating that not all men like it. Okay, fair enough, but it's all part of human biology, and heterosexual men
usually find the scent of a woman part of the sexual turn on.

jcoote

i kniow i love the smell of a woman...i get a horn just walkin thru boots ffs...bt belladonna is a legend (the porn star)

airetam_storm

jcoote wrote:

i kniow i love the smell of a woman...i get a horn just walkin thru boots ffs...bt belladonna is a legend (the porn star)

Coming from the expert

Id go with the whipped cream bikini idea, damn thats hot :eek:

jcoote

whipped crean bikini is good but ice cram bikini would be better...imagine how hard the nipples would be good lord...

Stephanos

Stephanos wrote:

You know it is possible to wash without thoroughly cleaning. Sometimes you just a good old fashioned scrub! Lots of soap and rubbing it into the areas! I am in my first relationship and I am very hygienic but it is possible to bring cleanliness to another level.

It makes the whole experience a hell of a lot better!

I didn't mean take a nail brush to the anatomy - I meant around that area where sweat gathers. Dear oh dear people I did not recommend that a good scrub would get rid of the smell but make you useful for no fun.

airetam_storm

jcoote wrote:

whipped crean bikini is good but ice cram bikini would be better...imagine how hard the nipples would be good lord...

*Licks lips, but not mine* Hahaha

Nevyn

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Blub2k4

Belladonna wrote:

I don't know what the posters meant when they wrote that women shouldn't smell. That area does have a very distinctive smell to it when we become aroused, which my bf said if a very sexy smell and he said most men love it.
Ofcourse you should clean every day, and if you want it to be spontanious she can do what I do. When I know I am going to be alone with him I usually go to the toliet first anyway and then I do a little "freshining up" after. That way even if it's late at night and I haven't had a proper bath sine the morning I feel fresher and ready for anything.

I find there's nothing like animalistic smells ( within reason, i.e the normal female smell when aroused ) to get the animal in me going, cant understand how people dont like the smell, I think it is this fixation we have with all things hygenic, to the extent of denying the responses that it is meant to invoke.

Kevin_rc_ie

any improvement in the stinkyness?