The Zen Hussies

Le Rack

Does anyone ever go in the Jazz/Blues forum? I put up a thread like this a while ago and no one has looked at and nothing around it has moved...

Anyway this is a band that were playing yesterday in Waterford for Tall Ships and they were fabulous. A modern 50's style jazz/Swing band. Totally great, the look the style the moves the voices the music, everything was great. I got their CD and love it. Their website is yonder
I recommend them to anyone, I'm a rock/metal head and I love them!

Pighead

Keep this nonsense out of after hours,any more flouting the rules and i will administer a worldwide internet ban and a weeks ban from this forum too.
Be gone hussy

Le Rack

yeah cuz you can do that and all!

Pighead

Banned,Thread Locked.
Next

Le Rack

whatever...

Mr.Nice Guy

Why is this thread in After Hours?

Le Rack

cuz I'm asking did anyone hear them in Waterford yesterday.

Pighead

Alright thats it,Definitely locking this thread now. :mad:
Will move this thread to the crappy threads forum later.

Le Rack

would you bog off and stop living up to your name, its not becoming!

Mr.Nice Guy

Le Rack wrote:

would you bog off and stop living up to your name, its not becoming!

In fairness, this thread belongs in a music forum...

Pighead

Le Rack wrote:

would you bog off and stop living up to your name, its not becoming!

Alright love thats it,theres obviously no talking to you
banned from the internet for a week.

Pighead

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

In fairness, this thread belongs in a music forum...

Yeah, you are right Mr. Nice Guy, I reckon Le Rack is probably blowing the bass player and wants to get more recognition for the crappy band!
:rolleyes:

Le Rack

if I was blowing any of them it would be the guitarist or the cornet player!
And they are brilliant

Pighead

I'd let you blow my cornet anytime baby.
Ban lifted

Le Rack

mwah ha! cept by the way you act on here you seem a fair bit younger than me and therefore it would be child maulestation!

Pighead

Hate to be disrespectful to my elders Miss Le Rack but its actually spelt MOLESTATION. :rolleyes:

Le Rack

yeah thanx I've never been able to spell that!

Pighead

Le Rack wrote:

yeah thanx I've never been able to spell that!

No probs babe,lovely tits by the way
Sorry for banning you earlier,i'll make it up to you sometime

Le Rack

what are you again 14?

Pighead

Respect

Le Rack

respect for what dude, or did I get that right through sheer guess work?

Pighead

Respect for you le rack,respect to all my fellow humans

Le Rack

oh have I finally beaten it into you that you are an ignorant pig headed git?

ajmurphy62

Pighead wrote:

Respect for you le rack,respect to all my fellow humans

Seriously who is this guy?

Pighead

ajmurphy62 wrote:

Seriously who is this guy?

Who am I?Listen pal the real question here must surely be WHO THE **** ARE YOU?
ajmurphy62 needs to learn the meaning of the word respect
No offense meant buddy
As you were

Kernel

ajmurphy62 wrote:

Seriously who is this guy?

Your sig is too beaucoup man!

And everyone knows the Pighead, he's the one who challenges people on boards to fights outside Pizza Hut......

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

Your sig is too beaucoup man!

And everyone knows the Pighead, he's the one who challenges people on boards to fights outside Pizza Hut......

Outside kernel and lets sort this out once and for all,nobody talks about the pig behind his smooth toned back
And whats so beaucoup about his "I"M SERIOUSLY SEXY"signature
Something you want to tell us kernel?

Kernel

Pighead wrote:

Outside kernel and lets sort this out once and for all,nobody talks about the pig behind his smooth toned back
And whats so beaucoup about his "I"M SERIOUSLY SEXY"signature
Something you want to tell us kernel?

Too beaucoup! To much sig there... And wtf are you talking about smooth toned back?! You have a hairier back than many members of the ape family!

ajmurphy62

Pighead wrote:

Outside kernel and lets sort this out once and for all,nobody talks about the pig behind his smooth toned back
And whats so beaucoup about his "I"M SERIOUSLY SEXY"signature
Something you want to tell us kernel?

Any one else wanna punch this guy? ****in Muppet.

Pighead

ajmurphy62 wrote:

Any one else wanna punch this guy? ****in Muppet.

See u outside Pizza Hut tough guy
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PM me if you want more info on this endlessly fascinating subject
Respect brother ajmurphy

ajmurphy62

Pighead wrote:

See u outside Pizza Hut tough guy
oh and by the way did you know that the chimpanzees are not a part of the monkey family? That's right! They belong to the anthropoid ape family (a.k.a,: Pongidae, if you want to get technical) They make up the genus, Pan, and have a classification of P.Troglodytes, and have a second classification of P. Paniscus. The average chimpanzee looks very much like a man, with black hair and a pink black melted face. At their full grown state, they can reach up to 5 feet tail, and weigh over 180 pounds. Everyone, I'm sure, has heard the great "myth" that chimpanzees can be six times stronger than a full-grown human male... Well, it's not a myth. They can break off your arm in a matter of seconds, the same way we would snap a pencil in half! They have a broad chest with long arms and have hands similar to us humans with opposable thumbs. Their feet have opposable toes for climbing and their legs are shorter than their arms. Most of the time, when you see a chimpanzee, you will see them walking on all fours, this is called knuckle walking. When they want to, they can walk upright, or bipedal, when carrying something or looking above the brush. When walking bipedal they can also be in an aggressive state.
PM me if you want more info on this endlessly fascinating subject
Respect brother ajmurphy

You are seriously never gonna get laid. Poor little bastard.

Ozzy

Pighead is a goddamn legend

Pighead

ajmurphy62 wrote:

You are seriously never gonna get laid. Poor little bastard.

I'll take it from that last post that we're not going to be internet buddies then?
Fair enough aj,nice chatting to ya.Hope you have a great time here
Gotta go Miss Piggy needs a good seeing to
Bye Bye forever AJMurphy.

ajmurphy62

Ozzy wrote:

Pighead is a goddamn legend

methinks someone has 2 accounts.

ajmurphy62

Pighead wrote:

I'll take it from that last post that we're not going to be internet buddies then?
Fair enough aj,nice chatting to ya.Hope you have a great time here
Gotta go Miss Piggy needs a good seeing to
Bye Bye forever AJMurphy.

oh i'm so devasted, some little ignorant arsehole doesn't want to be friends with me, boo ****in hoo

Le Rack

so I take it noone know the Zen Hussies then?

Pighead

Quite right lerack,lets bring this careering juggernaut of a thread back on topic,for what its worth i reckon that the zen hussies are Bath's future supergroup' - not really jazz at all, despite the large horn section, but don't go wasting time discussing it... This is one of the most original Bath bands in a long time and great fun with it!
A sophisticated soiree to get you tapping your toes to the spit and polished brass of The Zen Hussies theatrical big band. Imagine yourself in a late-night bar in Storyville, as the uncrowned kings of swingska fuse jive, dixie, klezmer and tango into their own inimitable brand of song. Interludes and excursions provided by Dennis Teeth and his Hot Potato Syncopators and the wind-up vintage jazz of Les Gramophoniques @ 78rpm.
LeRack i hereby request you to come adorned in your most elegant eveningwear, and let us shake our meat to the beat to the best band with the name zen in them ever!
To be honest these lads are born showmen with one eye on the absurd, The Zen Hussies play songs that lodge in the head like well aimed bullets

juno75

I always look forward to reading threads in which Pighead makes an appearence,
makes my small boring life a little less small and boring.

Respect Pigge

PS - I though this thread was about people who love Creative Zen's as opposed to ipod's etc, wrhong place but now pigman is off on one I suppose its the right place!

Kernel

ajmurphy62 wrote:

oh i'm so devasted, some little ignorant arsehole doesn't want to be friends with me, boo ****in hoo

Tut tut, that's blatant personal abuse there. Looks like Pighead got into your head and beat you. And anyone who ever makes comments about people never getting laid are usually revealing a lot about their own insecurities in that field. :rolleyes:

The Clown Man

Class!

Pighead, your thoughts and/or ideas intrigue me and I would like to sign up to your newsletter.

Bravo.

ajmurphy62

Kernel wrote:

Tut tut, that's blatant personal abuse there. Looks like Pighead got into your head and beat you. And anyone who ever makes comments about people never getting laid are usually revealing a lot about their own insecurities in that field. :rolleyes:

oh trust me, ask around. There isnt a man i havnt laid. lol.

Le Rack

Pighead wrote:

Quite right lerack,lets bring this careering juggernaut of a thread back on topic,for what its worth i reckon that the zen hussies are Bath's future supergroup' - not really jazz at all, despite the large horn section, but don't go wasting time discussing it... This is one of the most original Bath bands in a long time and great fun with it!
A sophisticated soiree to get you tapping your toes to the spit and polished brass of The Zen Hussies theatrical big band. Imagine yourself in a late-night bar in Storyville, as the uncrowned kings of swingska fuse jive, dixie, klezmer and tango into their own inimitable brand of song. Interludes and excursions provided by Dennis Teeth and his Hot Potato Syncopators and the wind-up vintage jazz of Les Gramophoniques @ 78rpm.
LeRack i hereby request you to come adorned in your most elegant eveningwear, and let us shake our meat to the beat to the best band with the name zen in them ever!
To be honest these lads are born showmen with one eye on the absurd, The Zen Hussies play songs that lodge in the head like well aimed bullets

excellent, your a great liar! its as if you've actually heard them!
Piggie, may I have this dance?

PullMyFinger!

Its prob already been said but thats the best name for a band Ive seen in ages!

Le Rack

its cool alright and if you see them it suits them SOO well, tiiis greeeaaat!