Mildly Amusing Blonde Joke

WizZard · 07-07-2005 2:22pm #1

This fellow worked in an office and decided he needed a few days off.

After a quick calculation he realised that he had no more holidays
left, so he thought the best way to get the boss to send him home was to
act a little mad, hoping the boss'd think he was burning out and give
him some time off.

He came in to work early the next morning and began hanging upside
down from the ceiling. Just then one of his co-workers, a gorgeous blonde,
came in and asked him what he was doing.

"Shh," he said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
A second later the boss walked by and asked the bloke what he was doing.

"I'm a light bulb!" he exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

With that, the bloke jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde co-worker immediately followed him and the Boss asked
where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.