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Xmas in July, Please sticky this Mods ;)

  • 07-07-2005 2:21pm
    #1
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭


    Yes boys and girls , kids of all ages it is that time once again.
    Santa has been lurking 'round boards all year making his list and checking it twice...giving presents to the naughty and sacking the nice :D

    He needs to see your requests nice and early this year since the growth of boards is ever multiplying he needs them to start rolling in now to have them all sorted by the time xmas rolls around the corner.

    So I am up first,

    Since I have been rather naughty and am still single I request an extra order of elves with extra large candy canes this year. My needs are mounting and I need so fast little toy makers to satisfy them.

    I've no need for diamonds and furs, just a few "toys" and an extra special visit form you Santa. I have cleaned my "chimney" and await your "arrival" ;)


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  • #2
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    could that get any more sleazy! :eek:!!


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    She could have mentioned coming down her chimney.

    Oh, wait, she sort of did.

    No, this could not get any more sleazy.


  • #4
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    yes it could, and probably will...last year it got down right dirty lol
    last years was stickied and got pretty long
    :D


  • #5
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sleaze fest! I love it! I too would like and extra order of elves, with exquisitly large candy canes, I got a major sugar craving...


  • #6
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Le Rack wrote:
    sleaze fest! I love it! I too would like and extra order of elves, with exquisitly large candy canes, I got a major sugar craving...

    Due to Latins Beats demands, Candy Canes have been renamed as multi functional candy "poles"


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  • #7
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    sorry Le Rack, but Santa only gives out his elves to 1 perv a year, he doesnt want them getting too abused ya know ;)


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I would like my daddy to stop hitting me, and my mammy to stop hitting on me. And a pony.


  • #9
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Santa,
    I would like to add that if I can not have an Elf in my "box' under my tree this year,
    I'd like to have a Sarky in my stockings :D


  • #10
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    elfs are small so they may just fit in yo9u box, sure you wouldn't like two?
    Well can I have something to release my perviness upon?


  • #11
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    Dear santa,

    Seeing as you will be giving out so many Candy "Poles" there must a box or 2 i could get .. .it's been so long since i last had a nice "box" at christmas :p:o


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  • #12
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    i knew you couldn't be looking for "poles"


  • #13
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I would really like a fully stuffed box this christmas.


  • #14
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    why does eveyone want "elves in their boxes"!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #15
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because you're all filthy, desperate, degenerate pervs with a thing for elf pr0n.


  • #16
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    i want a sexbox 360.


  • #17
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    it more reads that they want to get pregnant...


  • #18
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Le Rack wrote:
    it more reads that they want to get pregnant...

    curses to you for saying the Eveel "p" word!
    there will be no lovin' for the elves who wera no gloves!

    you evil evil little thing you!

    I wish 10 children upon you for even thinking I'd have kids one day :D


  • #19
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WILL NEVER NEVER HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Biatch!


  • #20
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    kaimera wrote:
    i want a sexbox 360.

    oh ya, that baby is HOt!
    I want 1 too , and I shall have it I tell you! :D


  • #21
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    LATIN BEAT wrote:
    oh ya, that baby is HOt!
    I want 1 too , and I shall have it I tell you! :D
    ike you'll have babies!!!


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  • #22
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    kaimera wrote:
    i want a sexbox 360.

    yeah it's much better than the sexbox 180 .. i heard it was full of shi1t :eek: :p:o


  • #23
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Megatron wrote:
    yeah it's much better than the sexbox 180 .. i heard it was full of shi1t :eek: :p:o

    only when used wrongly :eek: ;)


  • #24
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Good idea getting ready early Latin Beat , he only cums once a year so ya gotta make the most of it. :)


  • #25
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    I knew there was something going on with santa
    see here: http://pages.ripco.net/~havoc/elven-love-slave.html


  • #26
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I would like a Sexpie please. Also This*, oooh and this this*. And the obligatory suprise :D






    *Not *exactly* work safe.


  • #27
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Lmao


  • #28
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Awwwwwwwwww yeah.


  • #29
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    haw!


  • #30
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    dear Santa
    I have been a naughty boy this year(check out the get your tits out thread,everybody hates me!) but plaese can you give me my muse back this christmas.I won't throw it all away this time
    Oh and i'm gonna sticky this thread as requested


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  • #31
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    You are NOT, let me repeat, NOT a mod no matter how much you think you are.


  • #32
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    would everyone kindly stay on topic so this thread doesnt get locked, keep the 1 liners down to a minimum please ;)

    Santa,

    I'd like to thank you for disposing of Mrs. Clause and I hope I can help fill some of that void...I know you can certainly fill mine :D


  • #33
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Ive been a very good boy, santa.

    Are any elves female????
    how little are they? Hmmmmmmmmmmm
    Santa. I would like a scalextrix(large) and 10 pervy-bi-female elves.
    and a surprise.

    ps. you can keep the bloody jumper this year. Im sure you can use it to tie up Latin Beat!


  • #34
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Santa...
    If you could deliver some male company for Kirby it would be greatly appreciated :)
    Also The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess :D


  • #35
    LoneGunM@n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    You people disgust me :eek:




    Can I have a go on Mrs. Claus? I hear she has a thing for XL men :D


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