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small packet

  • 06-07-2005 12:11am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    does it really matter if a man is small downstairs? i've only ever had sex with two women and they both thought it funny. i feel i can never let anyone near me intimately. have i just been unlucky with these women and is there women out there who don't mind what size you are?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 Ladypawpaw


    listen wrote:
    does it really matter if a man is small downstairs? i've only ever had sex with two women and they both thought it funny. i feel i can never let anyone near me intimately. have i just been unlucky with these women and is there women out there who don't mind what size you are?

    It doesn't matter. It is what you do with it that counts.

    These girls that laughed at you sound horrid. Learn to love yourself (you sound rather underconfident to me) and you won't attract such nasty ladies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭astec123


    http://www.jackinworld.com/

    Take a look at the main news line!
    Study: Men Overestimate Average Penis Size
    Reuters Health (June 29)
    Men worried about having a small penis are usually pretty average, but have a false idea of what the normal size is, according to a report in the medical journal Urology. This best way to reassure men with penile concerns is to educate them, the author of the report says. Men should know that a normal-sized penis is 1.6 inches or more when flaccid or 2.76 inches when stretched out. The findings are based on a study of 92 patients who went to the andrology department at Cairo University Hospital in Egypt over a two-year period complaining of a small penis. Each subject provided a sexual history and completed a standard erectile function questionnaire. Penile length and girth were assessed with a tape measure in both flaccid and fully stretched states. The men were asked what they considered a normal-size penis and then were informed about the actual normal size.

    And as posted its what you do with it that counts. If a woman thinks its small show her who is boss and give here the night of her life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bamboozled


    Its girth that matters more than length. But neither matters if you know what to do. Read a lot and find a decent woman. One that'll let you take your time learning the techniques that matter.

    Guys research cars/boats/bands to see how they work and what to do, the same goes for sex. Read up on it, learn what to do, and test it all out on somone who isnt shallow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭Rei-chan


    Well, sometimes a guy can have a penis that's too big so it hurts the woman... And anyway, it's not how big it is, it's how you use it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,090 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    :eek: http://www.stadiumpal.com/sizer.htm

    You should be in a 'relaxed' state when using this chart. I see they also have a 'stadiumgal' version, but I didn't click further.

    Not your ornery onager



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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    practice at getting really good at oral sex and you need never worry about anything again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭irlirishkev


    Beruthiel wrote:
    practice at getting really good at oral sex and you need never worry about anything again!

    Said the priest to the alter boy :eek:

    (sorry)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    irlirishkev Banned for one week.
    Please read the charter,
    Have a nice day,
    Thaed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭HerrLipp


    With all the "I've got a ten-inch lad" bragging you hear about, most guys do feel they have way too small a package. However 5" is the actual average. 7" is considered very well hung. I once slept with a guy who had a 1-1.5" dick though (erect), jesus now there was a guy who needed to stick to oral!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    HerrLipp wrote:
    With all the "I've got a ten-inch lad" bragging you hear about, most guys do feel they have way too small a package. However 5" is the actual average. 7" is considered very well hung. I once slept with a guy who had a 1-1.5" dick though (erect), jesus now there was a guy who needed to stick to oral!

    Put it in perspective. Now, a small penis might not be exactly wonderful. I dont have time to browse other forums as I am busy reading the london bombing one, but I mean there are people killed over there and dying, and to think that a man can worry about his penis in a world where such atrocoties are going on....

    ....Don't worry about your penis. Its fine.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Put it in perspective. Now, a small penis might not be exactly wonderful. I dont have time to browse other forums as I am busy reading the london bombing one, but I mean there are people killed over there and dying, and to think that a man can worry about his penis in a world where such atrocoties are going on....

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 [someguy]


    Put it in perspective. Now, a small penis might not be exactly wonderful. I dont have time to browse other forums as I am busy reading the london bombing one, but I mean there are people killed over there and dying, and to think that a man can worry about his penis in a world where such atrocoties are going on....

    That's not very helpful to the poster or relevant to the thread, who's to say he even knew about the bombings at the time of posting. Besides, unless a person is directly affected by them, there would be no/minimal distraction from their own personal problems.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    that's enough folks
    lets get back to the topic of this thread or there will be bannings
    B


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    .

    [edit] just read the above post. Whoops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    [someguy] wrote:
    That's not very helpful to the poster or relevant to the thread, who's to say he even knew about the bombings at the time of posting. Besides, unless a person is directly affected by them, there would be no/minimal distraction from their own personal problems.

    In any case, I was just pointing out that fact, not condemning him posting about his small packet.

    I agree, you can't just forget about a personnal problem and say "Hey, screw it" as easy as I might have suggested.

    But sometimes, when something personal is bothering me, it feels really insignificant when I hear about people killed like this, and in other circumstances, and I think well, I'm just so lucky to be alive and free from such threats.


    My dad said to me the last day of a guy who had a terrible cough, and my dad said to him "Thats a very bad cough you have there!" And he replied "Aye, but theres thousands in the graveyard that'd love to have it!"

    Point - you can't change the problem, but you can work around it and indeed its possible you are overreacting. Alot of this small packet crap comes from preconceived notions of what sex and penises should live up to.

    You are probablty fine. Just focus on what you can do, get good at it, and I guarantee it won't be as huge an issue as you have convinced yourself it is.

    Be happy with what you have, because there are probably alot others who dont even have that. Life is too good to be cruel to yourself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭shellby


    if you wanna learn to play football then someone tell you you just have to keep trying no pain no gain crap and you think JJJJJJJAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSUUUUSSSS
    now your worried about your penis size and your being told your just gonna have to get good at having sex so practice pratice practice FANTASTIC
    what are you complaining about focus on the other female erroginous (sp) zones cause there's like a million of them and ask a girl (propably best for it to be your gf at the time) what she wants or if your really good you be able to tell from her body language


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭shellby


    heres somethin a male friend told me once and it tends to be true
    women normally decorate (jewelery, tatoos etc) their major turn on places, stomach ear neck wrists etc try it
    and if anyone wants to prove me wrong then i shall stand corrected


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    shellby wrote:
    if you wanna learn to play football then someone tell you you just have to keep trying no pain no gain crap and you think JJJJJJJAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSUUUUSSSS
    now your worried about your penis size and your being told your just gonna have to get good at having sex so practice pratice practice FANTASTIC
    what are you complaining about focus on the other female erroginous (sp) zones cause there's like a million of them and ask a girl (propably best for it to be your gf at the time) what she wants or if your really good you be able to tell from her body language
    Thanks, I've a headache now from trying to decipher your illegible and highly helpful post. :rolleyes:

    To the op: buddy, how small can it be? If ladies are laughing at you (are you sure they're laughing at your penis?) that's harsh and cruel. I can't imagine the battering to your ego/self-opinion that would do, but alas in this world there are cruel people. All I can say is: these people aren't worth the time of day.
    Find a girl, (a sound/nice girl won't laugh at you - nice people don't laugh at each other when they are getting intimate) and talk. Sex is supposed to be fun.

    Also - it's worth keeping in mind that people laugh when they get nervous. How old are you/your partners?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Size is NOT the issue. Ive been with guys who been big and small and the only thing that matters is confidence! The biggest in the world could turn a girl off in seconds if he lacks the 'balls' (sorry bout the punn) or confidence to just 'take her'. I mean if he knows what he's doing... or doesn't but is at least gun hoe or cocky about it... then thats the only measurement thats needed.

    If you do have issue with your size, try and pretend you dont. Stop thinking about what she's thinking. She probably hasn't even noticed cause she's so worried about what you think of her chest/ass/stomach whatever! We all have insecurities, but try to switch them off.

    I was with a guy recently who I was absolutely MAD about. Turned out he wasn't the biggest in the world and it didn't make a bit of difference to me. What did though was the fact that he kept going on about it and his insecurities just turned me off. Its the same for us. You don't wanna hear us going on about our body issues... it kills the mood and we all know how sexy confident people are.

    Just stop thinking and enjoy yourself. And anyone who laughs is prob insecure about something themselves and its nervous laughing. If your confident nobody will care... well maybe they will if you give them a night to remember!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    But sometimes, when something personal is bothering me, it feels really insignificant when I hear about people killed like this, and in other circumstances, and I think well, I'm just so lucky to be alive and free from such threats.

    This **** happens every day in places like Iraq and Columbia (the latter being much more sickening), it's a pity that we can't see them as real people simply because they're far away from us and might not even be real for all most of us know... I'm not getting angry at you, I'm angry at humanity in general (me included) and our inability to treat a human life in London as a human life in Iraq. But if we were to give up on our own problems every time something in the world exploded we'd never get on with our lives. For some people it's as easy to detach from an explosion in London as an explosion anywhere else, and on some level, rightly so. Hope you get what I'm trying to say.
    shellby wrote:
    heres somethin a male friend told me once and it tends to be true
    women normally decorate (jewelery, tatoos etc) their major turn on places, stomach ear neck wrists etc try it
    and if anyone wants to prove me wrong then i shall stand corrected

    You want him to decorate his penis?:P

    To the poster, don't see it so negatively, because there's nothing you can change the size of your schlong (bar surgery that most doctors wouldn't do unless you're under 3-4"). All you can do is alter how important it is, by working on pleasing a woman some other way.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 829 ✭✭✭McGinty


    I agree if you meet a nice woman your halfway there, but just to let you know what women like, is someone who pays attention to all the parts of her, size doesn't matter if the foreplay and imigination is good, that;s what makes a guy sexy in my opinion. Plenty of touching, some nice oral, kisses and massages, and teasing, I believe most women love a bit of teasing as well, then the size of your penis doesn't even come into the equation. Like other women here, I've been with men of all sizes, and its who he is, and how he treats me that counts. Again like another poster stated don't make an issue of it, for some reason it comes across as off putting. Just like us ladies have to avoid the 'does my bum look good in this'. Any woman who laughs at you isn't worthy, and I'd just leave her there with some smart remark. best of luck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    Put it in perspective. Now, a small penis might not be exactly wonderful. I dont have time to browse other forums as I am busy reading the london bombing one, but I mean there are people killed over there and dying, and to think that a man can worry about his penis in a world where such atrocoties are going on....

    ....Don't worry about your penis. Its fine.

    tbh I dont like or agree with that attitude or think it good advice.

    IMO, if you have a problem dont ignore it or "put it into perspective". Deal with it productivly.

    Advice:
    Work on the other areas of your performance as already suggested.
    Look into these dodgy gadgets that fill everyones email accounts.
    Wit and charm, be able to defend your self verbally to put yourself and herself in a good mood. If thinks dont work out dont let anyone laugh at you, but dont look bitter , but leave them knowing you're better than them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Beruthiel wrote:
    practice at getting really good at oral sex and you need never worry about anything again!

    You took the words right out of my mouth.


    There is more to sex than penetration people! Far more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,513 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    Something that hasn't been mentioned in any of these "penis size insecurity" threads is that the penis sometimes has a growth spurt long after puberty has finished. Most guys reach their adult height around age 16-18 but the penis can keep growing well into the twenties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭Lex_Diamonds


    That sounds like tosh. Infact, sounds like someone was told that to make them feel better. If you penis is smaller than your wrist, then you are officially tiny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    ??? wrote:
    got any tips?
    I remeber somone once suggesting that you practice on a piece of fruit, I think I was a peach, you cut in half and take out the seed, that way your tounge gets used to the excerise and you are meant to get better at it.

    I'd agree with nearly all the other posts, it what you do that matters, bare in mind though that various positions will allow for greater penetration. I'm not gonna go into which will, there's hundreds of books on the subject. (Tip; read the book before not during!!!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Altheus


    Not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean...

    As for getting good at oral, it's not always about technique, it's about finding the rights spots. There's also other toys you could use in bed to supplement your luvin'.

    Think like a lesbian...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    That sounds like tosh. Infact, sounds like someone was told that to make them feel better. If you penis is smaller than your wrist, then you are officially tiny.

    In thickness or lenght. If it's lenght, yeah I defo agree.

    If it's thickness... Then you sir are hung like a zambian baboon. Or have tiny wrists.

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    nesf wrote:
    In thickness or lenght. If it's lenght, yeah I defo agree.

    If it's thickness... Then you sir are hung like a zambian baboon. Or have tiny wrists.

    :)

    Well now, either this guys got a cock that would make a pornstar cry, or hes just the token penis related thread spoiler with the obligitory "My penis is huuuuge and yours isnt" lie/remark

    /Although if he was talking about length, then yes. :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    i'm small as well. its not a problem. my wife calls it my little pecker. iput an emphasis on oral and other kinds of sex and i think she prefers it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bamboozled


    Generally with women (myself, definitely) its more about the whole act of sex - foreplay, fun, intercourse, cuddling.

    It doesnt all depend on just intercourse.
    Make use of the rest of sex, dont just concentrate on intercourse. Have fun, have confidence in yourself, and most of all - relax enough to enjoy it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Selik


    Altheus wrote:
    Think like a lesbian...

    What a confidence booster for the lad!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Giles wrote:
    What a confidence booster for the lad!
    I don't know, I've seen lesbians coming out of a bedroom with very big smiles on their faces :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    don't worry about your packet, women aren't bothered by the size of it. in the same way men aren't bothered by the size of a woman's boobs but women think they have to be big, men think they have to be well-endowed whereas women in general don't care.


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