kerry men jokes

steo93

a load of dubliners went to a desert and started looking for camels whilst standing on this bridge and when they were leaving these kerry men were walking in so when the dubliners got outside the desert one kerry man was there and said you are all stupid trying to get camels the dubliners say well you friends are in there fishing of the bridge

StupidLikeAFox

full stop broken yeah?

aidan_walsh

Worst. Kerryman joke. Ever.

And a terrible reflection on your Dublin heritage. You should suffer the highest punishment a Dubliner can, barring from Hill 16 for life.

MooShop

aidan_walsh wrote:

Worst. Kerryman joke. Ever.

And a terrible reflection on your Dublin heritage. You should suffer the highest punishment a Dubliner can, barring from Hill 16 for life.

lol good one

Mr. CooL ICE

That was so badly written, it took me two minutes to actually decipher the joke, therefore ruining it.

Gillo

aidan_walsh wrote:

barring from Hill 16 for life.

I thought that was an honor..

joejoem

My four year old niece says em better

snow scorpion

steo93 wrote:

a load of dubliners went to a desert and started looking for camels whilst standing on this bridge and when they were leaving these kerry men were walking in so when the dubliners got outside the desert one kerry man was there and said you are all stupid trying to get camels the dubliners say well you friends are in there fishing of the bridge

You know, over here in America, the Irish education system has a very good reputation.

I hope nobody from America wanders into this thread.

The Bollox

a two-seater plane crash landed into a Kerry graveyard last night, the police started digging and has so far uncovered 150 bodies, they are still digging for more

Capt'n Midnight

Did you hear about the Kerry kamekazi pilot ?

Both missions were successful.

Nea

Kerryman walks into a blacksmith's looking for a job.
The blacksmith says " have ye any experience in shoeing horses".
"No " says the kerryman, "but once I told a donkey to f**k off".

spudington16

steo93 wrote:

a load of dubliners went to a desert and started looking for camels whilst standing on this bridge and when they were leaving these kerry men were walking in so when the dubliners got outside the desert one kerry man was there and said you are all stupid trying to get camels the dubliners say well you friends are in there fishing of the bridge

I couldn't even read that! Could someone puntuate it and repost it or even just give me the gist of it?

drunkenfool

we should have a public execution for steo93, that was terrible.

Orion

emmm .... what?

Corben Dallas

I second that Drunken fool....... er hang on a mo I'm supporting a drucken fool ....that cant be right!

The Clown Man

I've never actually seen someone who was bad at telling jokes over the internet.

Thanks for that.

I think this will be an entry into the Wiki on how not to tell a joke on the net.

Sort of reminds me of Borat. Iz a chair and the chair has ze leetle legs ... dee dee duu ... and it's dancing ... la la la .... with ze shoes ... haha ... and ze legs ...

Mac daddy

steo93 go back to school!

How would you get a Kerryman to climb on the roof of a pub?

Tell him the drinks are on the house!

CrimE

Actually after trying to read the crap joke this thread ended up being funny just by the insults being thrown.