Smoke me a kipper? Spammy little nipper

logic1 · 10-05-2001 3:30pm #1

This morning at about 11ish smoke me a kipper had 1000 posts now i see him posting again (hard to miss) and he has 1030. Like come on.. 30 posts in one day? and it's not just today he does it everyday. OK it's be something if his posts had any content but 99% of them are complete toss..

something has to be done.

He registered in February 2001 so thats like 300 posts a month depending on what stage in february he registered early or late..
And as i said 99% of those are complete toss... something has to be done please

.logic.

LegacyUser · 10-05-2001 3:37pm

I would have to agree like some people on this board are really going over the top now I no some people thing ohh its great boards is gettin so many posts a day but come on this is really gettin over the top like february and over 1000 posts. I no we all tought It was funny with richindub and Oj but ur man kipper is gettin out of hand with his 2 word posts could the admins please do somthin about this.

Thanks Crash.

[fist]Snowball · 10-05-2001 6:03pm

Whats the point, just let people do what they want. If there is spamming in a particular thread the guys are quick off the marck and they are doin good. There should be no need to put restrictions in place. That would only wreck the boards.

Snowball.

Another sign in name ... he ... whats new.....

smoke.me.a.kipper · 10-05-2001 9:59pm

Like come on.. 30 posts in one day?

whats wrong with that?? i was on the boards for ages today. and it was only like 24 anyway. that is still alot, granted.

99% of them are complete toss..

but ur man kipper is gettin out of hand with his 2 word posts

i only really post 'lol' or '

' or something like that on the humour board. i mean, what am i expected to say?? why exactly i enjoyed the joke maybe??

depending on what stage in february he registered early or late

i registered FEB 1st.

look, i've gotten eneough **** from people complaining about my posting. if i'll stop yer whinging, i'll only post proper posts, that actually go somewhere, are not just 'spam spam spam spam' type posts and arn't just 'lol' or '

'

are ye happy now ffs??

Hobbes · 10-05-2001 10:29pm

I don't really pay attention to the post counter anymore.

I'm taking a wild guess but I think my post per month average is about 138 (possibly a lot lower as I'm basing that on 3 years).

Using that rule he would have close to 11,000 posts if he started same time as me. So yes it is excessive.

Anyone who has to post a reply to a joke with just LOL is a muppet. If you have something constructive to say, say it. If you don't then don't post.

Certainly an option on the boards beside thier name to tell you that most of thier posts are crap so you can skip over them, or just an ignore option so they can spam to thier hearts content (although I tend not to like this, as even a muppet says something worthwhile once in a blue moon).

Leverz · 10-05-2001 10:42pm

Well is is not just Smoke me a kipper, there seem to be alot of new muppets on the scene now, I dont even wanna think what my average is over the last 3 years or so

but its no where near what they are posting in a day!

Kali · 11-05-2001 1:29am

24 posts a day? c'mon that not really that much tbh.
I mean theres 25 main boards.. theres at least that again in the community section now.
Hell thats not even one post per board.

Obviously if its just "lol" and **** like that then its pointless and that person will just end being ignored for the most part, but I think ppl are unfairly singling out smk due to some postcount jealousy or something ridiculous like that.. i mean theres much worse posters on these boards

Kraken · 11-05-2001 9:04am

Ok now hear this kipper is ok he post a lot yes but he has promised to me not to spam again and i belive him. He wanted to reach no life which he did so his quest is done and a lot of his posts were on trolls question and answers so that aint too bad just leave it be if he starts spamming again ill hit him but i know he wont hes a good little boy.

TwoShedsJackson · 11-05-2001 9:19am

Smoke-me-a-kipper does no harm, but how about banning Joe22 for being a complete fu<kwit in the Technology forum?

He's trolling now really, ignoring people when they point out what $hite he's talking and generally being a vvanker.

If he can't be banned surely he should at least be suspended upside down in a vat of warm marmalade for a while

Bard · 11-05-2001 9:23am

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I agree with Castor Troy

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Bard

"We do know it was we who scorched the sky..."

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logic1 · 11-05-2001 9:45am

I'm disagreeing with castor simply because he disagreed with me. But if we can come to a compromise and do something about both smak and joe22 then I'd be more than happy.
As your quite right joe22 is a w4nker.

.logic.

TwoShedsJackson · 11-05-2001 9:48am

logic, baby, you and I seem to exsist purely to disagree with one another

smoke.me.a.kipper · 11-05-2001 9:51am

ok, i've done no one any harm since i joined. i havn't started flames against, or givin' anyone abuse. you should concentrate your efforts on the real muppets who just go out of their way to cause trouble and generally make browsing the boards difficult.

- Ciaran

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

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Kraken · 11-05-2001 3:53pm

Why ciaran i think you have a point ther

[fist]Snowball · 11-05-2001 9:20pm

Originally posted by Castor Troy:
Smoke-me-a-kipper does no harm, but how about banning Joe22 for being a complete fu<kwit in the Technology forum?

He's trolling now really, ignoring people when they point out what $hite he's talking and generally being a vvanker.

If he can't be banned surely he should at least be suspended upside down in a vat of warm marmalade for a while

HOW WARM?

Snowball.

Another sign in name ... he ... whats new.....

Dark-Ninja · 19-05-2001 11:46pm

I have alot of posts in a month, i dont think any of my stuff is considered "spam" but is it? if so i will stop it just tell me

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Doc · 21-05-2001 12:32pm

I think the odd one or two "muppets" can sometimes make boards a more interesting place to post on

. Having said that I don’t relay think SMAK is too bad he dose post a lot but as it says under his name maybe he just has “no life” lets not deprive him of what little bit of a life he’s found for himself here on boards.

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SHAMAN · 21-05-2001 4:14pm

But there is SMAK AND GMAH and now theres some other guy "Deep fry...." something like that. There is just way too much spam on some boards. I don't really care whether or not they r the same person, arguments just break out and ppl get off the subject COMPLETELY! Something has 2 b done.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 21-05-2001 6:35pm

Originally posted by SHAMAN:
But there is SMAK AND GMAH and now theres some other guy "Deep fry...." something like that. There is just way too much spam on some boards. I don't really care whether or not they r the same person, arguments just break out and ppl get off the subject COMPLETELY! Something has 2 b done.

firstly, "grill-me-a-haddock" and "deep-fat-fry-me-a-quail" are NOT me. and secondly arguments are not going to break out. i really don't care about all these psuedo s-m-a-k's. actually it's quite flattering. so i'm not going to give out **** about them.

also, i case you havn't noticed, there has been a massive drop in my posting after i said i was giving up spam. so if these clowns want to spam, don't group them together with me, just because they have psuedo s-m-a-k names.

also, i think this topic is just stupid. i mean ffs. don't ye have anything better to do, then give out about me. am i really affecting your lives THAT much?

- Ciaran

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

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Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 21-05-2001 6:59pm

hmm im going to post a sensible thingy now ok...

i thinks its all meaningless fun.

so what if coaran wants to waste his life on boards.ie cmon lads i think some of ye agree with me? if thats what he wants to do then let him its up to him really what he does for his life ehh?!! well i say et his muppetry continue cos i like some of his posts they r funny.. like ye never laughed at what he says?

- Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin

SHAMAN · 23-05-2001 3:01pm

READ MY POST SMAK!!I said I didn't care whether ur all 3 ppl!I just said that someone ought 2 get their act 2gether

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-05-2001 3:52pm

Originally posted by SHAMAN:
READ MY POST SMAK!!I said I didn't care whether ur all 3 ppl!I just said that someone ought 2 get their act 2gether

the someone is not me. i got my act together!

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

SHAMAN · 23-05-2001 4:02pm

Alright...

smoke.me.a.kipper · 24-05-2001 1:29pm

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
lol

i think this thread is a wee bit silly. ciaran hasn't posted excessivly in weeks. the last time he was spamming was at the last planet cs lan, when he didnt play cs. he just posted on boards. about 70 posts in one night if i remember correctly.

i think over 4 days i got 300 posts of spam.

pathetic really.

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

Pablo · 24-05-2001 2:24pm

ADMIN PEOPLE : what about the rate member hack for UBB ? might be interesting to see how people react.

WhiteWashMan · 24-05-2001 4:05pm

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper:
i registered FEB 1st.

are ye happy now ffs??

well yes.
that was my birthday

Your Dungeon Is On An Incline;
Irate Creatures Cannot Play Marbles

SHAMAN · 24-05-2001 4:47pm

It's angry creatures u dolt(and y didn't u reply 2 my saving of DK3 topic hmmmm?)

smoke.me.a.kipper · 24-05-2001 5:29pm

Would any of the admin people mind finding out who grill-me-a-haddock, deep-fat-fry-me-a-quail and flash-fry-me-a-conger-eel are from their IP's. If they are posting from a similar IP as myself, then i'll know who they are, but if not, can you find out whothey are. please. i thank you.

and WWM,

nice one! not too far away from my b-day either.

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

amp · 24-05-2001 5:33pm

Did I miss the bit where somebody calls for Castor Troy to be banned? I love that bit.

I think a lot of these percieved problems is a lack of knowledge. I think the boards has got to the stage where it needs a general FAQ on how to behave and what is and what is not tolerated. That way at least some newbies would read it not behave like muppets.

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TwoShedsJackson · 24-05-2001 6:38pm

Not to mention that a quail isn't a bird.

Stephen · 24-05-2001 9:30pm

Ban Castor Troy!

- Munch

DeadBankClerk · 24-05-2001 11:43pm

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper:psuedo s-m-a-k

lol

i think this thread is a wee bit silly. ciaran hasn't posted excessivly in weeks. the last time he was spamming was at the last planet cs lan, when he didnt play cs. he just posted on boards. about 70 posts in one night if i remember correctly.

quozl · 25-05-2001 1:46pm

I heard CT beats up homeless people. Clearly he is a much more serious menace than SMAK. Ban him (and that ****wit Joe22)
quozl

smoke.me.a.kipper · 25-05-2001 1:58pm

Originally posted by quozl:
I heard CT beats up homeless people. Clearly he is a much more serious menace than SMAK. Ban him (and that ****wit Joe22)
quozl

don't underestimate me quozl!

Lenny · 26-05-2001 7:01pm

Take a look at this topic
with smoke-me-a-kipper in it
Has he stopped in the spam like he said he did?
Doesn't look like it.

http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum22/HTML/000123-20.html

smoke.me.a.kipper · 26-05-2001 8:35pm

i said i would stop posting spam like 'lol' or '

' or just quoting other people.

besides, OJ are you actually saying you 'read' the trolls board??

reading the trolls board. freaky.

besides whats the point in having a trolls board if no one trolls it. at least i'm not starting flamewars or anything.

Celt · 26-05-2001 8:48pm

Smoke me a kipper? Spammy little nipper
the topic holds true

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logic1 · 27-05-2001 2:57am

I agree (for once) with whitelancer. SMAK is spammy end of story. The whole point of this post was because I'm absolutely sick of filtering through all the spam and rubbish posts just to find useful ones in any given topic in any given forum. I think the rate member hack would be excellant. Maybe people would cop on when they realise how much ppl dislike what they're doing. Then again maybe not.

.logic.

Celt · 27-05-2001 3:37am

Truly he must be banned if me and logic agree :¬

logic1 · 27-05-2001 7:08pm

well i'm very sorry, for annoying you while you read the wonderful and insightful posts on the trolls board.

hmmm which part of this are you having trouble with?

any given topic in any given forum

.logic.

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smoke.me.a.kipper · 27-05-2001 11:33pm

Originally posted by logic1:
I'm absolutely sick of filtering through all the spam and rubbish posts just to find useful ones in any given topic in any given forum.

well i'm very sorry, for annoying you while you read the wonderful and insightful posts on the trolls board.

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

Smoke me a kipper? Spammy little nipper

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