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Funny/Cheesey Chat-up lines.

Ishmael · 2005-06-23 13:23:07

Heres one or two to start off. "Would you like to have sex, if ya catch my drift" ;) "How about going halves on a bastard"

23-06-2005 1:23pm

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Ishmael

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Heres one or two to start off.

"Would you like to have sex, if ya catch my drift"

"How about going halves on a bastard"

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#2 23-06-2005 1:44pm

IANOC

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"Why don`t u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."

"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!"

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

I’m filthy rich and you look like just the kind of woman I could take shopping.

Be unique and different, say yes.

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#3 23-06-2005 1:50pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=248980&highlight=chat+lines

Some good ones here.

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#4 23-06-2005 8:00pm

de5p0i1er

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Heres some old ones:
How would you like to buryed with our ppl.
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

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#5 23-06-2005 8:45pm

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You are forgetting the all time classic.

Nice shoes, wanna **** ?

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#6 23-06-2005 9:09pm

Curran

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Get your coat, you've pulled

Nice dress......would look much better on my bedroom floor :rolleyes: ...i know....im doin it for the humour

Male.......Do you like Chinese?
Female....YES
Male.......Well Chow Mein..........Classic!

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway :cool:

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#7 23-06-2005 9:39pm

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"I want to be on you"

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#8 23-06-2005 9:53pm

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Girl you must be a speeding ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

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#9 24-06-2005 12:08am

Capt'n Midnight

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I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.
Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

http://www.fourjokers.co.uk/chatuplines/

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#10 24-06-2005 12:23am

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Just for the sake of it guy: do you like chicken
girl: yes
guy: well suck my cock its foul
I know i'll get my coat

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#11 24-06-2005 12:27am

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Does my shirt sleeve smell like chloroform to you?

Did you know that rohypnol is actually quite easy to recognise if you have tasted it before?
No.
Here, let me buy you a drink.

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#12 24-06-2005 12:27am

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you with those curves, me with no brakes

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#13 24-06-2005 12:31am

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Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Nice shoes, wanna **** ?

I was once about to try "Nice luggage, wanna **** ?" - but thought better at midnight in (for her) a strange city.

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#14 24-06-2005 7:03am

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Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

rofl, genius

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#15 24-06-2005 11:18am

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Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I would crawl through 5 miles of broken glass just to w@nk in your shadow.
I would crawl through 5 miles of broken glass just to pick peanuts outta your sh1te.

*tugging on her shirt sleve lightly* I've lost my teady bear, will you sleep with me?

and yes, I have a horrible success rate with these, maybe its the delivery?

-Roy

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#16 24-06-2005 11:24am

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In your best PIMP accent....

Hey baby, you like jewellry?
Why dont you smoke my c@ck, its a gem....

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#17 24-06-2005 3:21pm

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"How about going halves on a bastard"

Rofl not the same buy ill say that to the gf next time we in the mood

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#18 24-06-2005 3:39pm

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Hows your belly for a lodger?

-Roy

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#19 24-06-2005 5:28pm

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How'd you like a bell to ring in your stomach

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#20 24-06-2005 10:48pm

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Was your father a jewel thief?
He must have stolen all the jewels from heaven and put them in your sparklin' eyes.......
I always thought that was funny but that could just be my terrible sense of humour!

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#21 25-06-2005 12:23am

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MobileInfantry wrote:

Rofl not the same buy ill say that to the gf next time we in the mood

Dont know that you should..........she might give ya the door and then you'll trying some of these lines in a few weeks!

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#22 25-06-2005 7:09am

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He: You look like my fourth wife.
She: How many times have you been married?
He: Three times...

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#23 28-06-2005 6:42pm

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Your eyes are like spanners, they've been tightening my nuts all night

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