Stupid/Funny EBay items

Mimikyu

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Mimikyu

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Sandals

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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hey

kenh wrote:

I thought somebody on boards might want to buy this. It seems quite cheap.

you cant just coppy his work!

this wont work unless its stickified

grimloch

Can't remember where I saw it, think it was round here but someone was selling a water stain on plaster next to a bath that looked like Jesus, think it was a pi$s take but funny nonetheless.

rugbug86

oh that was brilliant, and only today i think!

kjt

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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lmao OMG, way to steal it off me!!

rugbug86

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5983063791&rd=1

this noob is selling pics of herself, but posting them up. nowt to stop anyone copying and pasting!

Lord Nikon

rugbug86 wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5983063791&rd=1

this noob is selling pics of herself, but posting them up. nowt to stop anyone copying and pasting!

now your talkin'

Creature

At least she looks better than you.


The one that sticks out in my head the most was an auction for an aircraft carrier. I think the starting bid was something like a few hundred million dollars. The stains that looks like "generic religious figure" ones are always entertaining. Still haven't seen crisps that look like Jay Leno and Otto Von Bismark though...

Binomate

rugbug86 wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5983063791&rd=1

this noob is selling pics of herself, but posting them up. nowt to stop anyone copying and pasting!

lol, the noob! You sound as if you have experience in this trade.

rymus

lest we forget the toasted cheese sandwich that bares a startling resemblance to our lord and saviour? Amen

Basq

Binomate wrote:

lol, the noob! You sound as if you have experience in this trade.

Off topic for a moment here..

Am i the only one when i see the term 'noob' in a message, i immediately think of the word 'knob' instead of 'newbie'.... should i be worried?!

PeadarofAodh

Actually I usually think 'boob', could I perhaps question your sexual orientation...?

kjt

basquille wrote:

Off topic for a moment here..

Am i the only one when i see the term 'noob' in a message, i immediately think of the word 'knob' instead of 'newbie'.... should i be worried?!

If your a guy yes.
If your a gal pm me

Binomate

The hoff bap was another great one.


By the way by stating "the noob" in my above post I was refering to rugbug86's usage of the word which could imply that she has experience in the trade of selling pictures of her body for money.

WellyJ

rugbug86 wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5983063791&rd=1

this noob is selling pics of herself, but posting them up. nowt to stop anyone copying and pasting!

Actually it appears more like someone is making money off of someone else

The girl from those pictures (Possibly not safe for work)

Tsk tsk, digital theft

Creamy Goodness

WellyJ wrote:

Actually it appears more like someone is making money off of someone else

The girl from those pictures

Tsk tsk, digital theft

me wonders if you did the dirty and ratted on that ebay seller would they give you a 3 month trial or something hmmmm

WellyJ

Worth a try i guess

Sparky

WellyJ wrote:

Actually it appears more like someone is making money off of someone else

The girl from those pictures

Tsk tsk, digital theft

yes i noticed that myself, you can just see the website address in the bottom left hand corner of the first picture at the bottom of the page.

Speaking of funny e-bay items, there was one where there was a guy who was bidding to have "your" ad on his forehead.

I think next time im bored ill go through e-bay for a laugh.

jor el

Hmm, woman for sale
Considering it says

This is a joke all bids will go to charity and you will not really recieve this delightful young lady

there are a lot of bids all the same. Me thinks people are not reading the full text, like that guy that bought the Xbox box

Oriel

WellyJ, I'd advise removing that "Tiffany" link if I were you.

S.

Dave

Yeah I nearly clicked on it, which could have gotten me in alot of trouble here.

MooShop

yeah i clicked on it, had to close it pretty quickly once i realised what it was, you should have marked it "not suitable for work", prople could get in sh*t at work for that

kjt

Yea I clicked on it in work too. Had a good look around... then closed it lol

rabbitinlights

LOL, that Xbox box was classic.

what an Idiot.

s.

Beekay

This bloke is makin porn out of his gamecube,check the pics

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8177603022

Hobbes

This one is classic...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

Its a real bid.

Orion

LMAO

Ananova article about it

Isobar

And look at what she bought the day before....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=37901&item=6187331783

Looking forward to life without him!!!!

DaBreno

It might have been late last year, but some lad in America was selling a "Punch in the Face". Got over 500 dollars plus he was claiming travel expenses form the buyer.

Binomate

Cat food

Binomate

Tape Man

Binomate

Jesus Carpet

Capt'n Midnight

You want funny - the classic dead honda bike sale - http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/juicee_couture*/

murphaph

God's phone number

Attol

There was a guy who sold all his wife's expensive jewellery, designer clothing and designer shoes for real cheap because she was cheating on him. She had said she was going on a business trip and turned out she'd been doing some guy on the side.