what type of drunk do u get?

open_book

do you fall around the place crapfaced
do you fall asleep any position anywhere
do you bumble nonsense but walk normal(in circles of the bar usually)
are you the type that jumps around wildly loadsa energy
do you argue with, provoke, annoy, fistfight anyone, mostly your friends?
are you talking+walking normal, but no memory,blackouts
or are you talking+walking normal, but happier, and generally fine?

I know youll all say the intake matters, of course it does, but we'll say for even grounding, drinking from 9-4, mostly beers maybe 1 or 2 shots of say, cocksucking cowboys, How would u be? I'd be number 4 up there^

Tar.Aldarion

happier!!!
goes to more stumbly and way more confident->waking up 'where the hell am i?' rarely though and always happier!

Stench Blossoms

My drunkness kicks in all of a sudden and im really happy and then it just goes and i get really cranky and tired

rugbug86

open_book wrote:

do you fall around the place crapfaced
do you fall asleep any position anywhere
do you bumble nonsense but walk normal(in circles of the bar usually)
are you the type that jumps around wildly loadsa energy
are you talking+walking normal, but no memory,blackouts
or are you talking+walking normal, but happier, and generally fine?

I know youll all say the intake matters, of course it does, but we'll say for even grounding, drinking from 9-4, mostly beers maybe 1 or 2 shots of say, cocksucking cowboys, How would u be? I'd be number 4 up there^

yes

most of the above depending on my mood, how much food i ate, how much beer i drink, and loads of other factors!

qz

or are you talking+walking normal, but happier, and generally fine?

Yep

dbs_sailor

tucker max drunk.

JohnK

The drunker I get the more I tend to sit quietly in the corner fighting off sleep.

qz

JohnK wrote:

The drunker I get the more I tend to sit quietly in the corner fighting off sleep.

That happens to me, except replace "sleep" with "vomit".

Con9903

Walk + talk normaly, but talk utter ****e, no one notices the difference

Draupnir

wheres the "try to start fights with everyone" option?

Crucifix

conanm wrote:

tucker max drunk.

lol.

But for me, I usually progress through the whole drunken rainbow.

weemcd

mood swing like a pregnant nun.
Chattin and dancin away, then sitting quietly, then picking a fight with a door or something.

digitally-yours

i dont get drunk :rolleyes:

jonny68

Depends on my mood and how much ive had to drink but usually if im not too bad i get a bit hyper,louder and more talkative,and usually starving by the end of the nite

grimloch

Camp and hyperactive.

Sarky

I become a veritable godlike being with inexhaustible reserves of charm, wit and personality. Ask anyone.

jonny68

grimloch wrote:

Camp .

are you gay :rolleyes:

Civilian_Target

talking+walking normal, but happier, and generally fine (first 4 or 6) --> the type that jumps around wildly loadsa energy (next 3 or 4) --> fall around the place crapfaced (taxi!)

Piste

If I'm in a large group I'll go quite quiet and retreat into myself completely. I kinda get this feeling like I'm watching a movie but I'm in the movie as I watch everyone talk. I'll also tend to tell people exactly what I think of them. This isn't too bad as I've never been drunk around someone I don't like before so mainly I'll just tell my friends how great they are and how much I love them. I texted two of my friends while drunk once and said a loada stuff like that to them. My speech goes as well if I drink a lot so I'm slurring. I also get very sleepy.

acri

A sort of a merry, stumbling drunk, but still in control. Losing control is stupid. Unless you're trying to drown some sort of woe. Then it's a "Why am I naked in Vegas?" affair. Yeah I hope that'll happen to me some time.

besty

messy

chillywilly

open_book wrote:

do you fall around the place crapfaced
do you fall asleep any position anywhere
do you bumble nonsense but walk normal(in circles of the bar usually)
are you the type that jumps around wildly loadsa energy
are you talking+walking normal, but no memory,blackouts
or are you talking+walking normal, but happier, and generally fine?

I know youll all say the intake matters, of course it does, but we'll say for even grounding, drinking from 9-4, mostly beers maybe 1 or 2 shots of say, cocksucking cowboys, How would u be? I'd be number 4 up there^

ive experienced all of them but id say id would be secret option number 7:

i get this urge to chat up sexy ladies with a good success rate!

banquo

1. camp
2. really, really smiley and happy.

Scarinae

I just get extra happy and talk a lot more. I don't tend to drink huge amounts in one go, but on the few occassions that I've had too much, I have talked complete ****e, had difficulty walking straight, and sometimes go completely quiet and stare at something for ages. I've never had a hangover though, I don't think I'm the type that gets them

azezil

Either, wouldn't appear drunk at all... then have a killer headache the next day or bouncing around, loads of energy... then pass out

*Angel*

Friendlier, more talkative and even more in the mood to dance. If I'm in a house I'll tend to feel a little sleepy and grab the couch, when I'm totally pissed out of my head.

Larianne

orla wrote:

My drunkness kicks in all of a sudden and im really happy and then it just goes and i get really cranky and tired

Yeah I'm the same.

StupidLikeAFox

If im drinking vodka ill get really happy/friendly/confident

If im drinking guinness ill get really really tired after about 5 or 6 pints

LadyJ

The kind of drunk that makes me incredibly horny,madly confident and overly emotional.
Also,I become a much better dancer!:D

rainbow kirby

I'm a puking drunk after very little. I don't much like drinking.

Dizzyblabla

conanm wrote:

tucker max drunk.

ha ha ha! I'm kinda the same, except the female variety, and I don't puke! ha ha ha! soo funny!

stagolee

1-5 pints: happy and talkative (talking bollox of course)
5-15 pints: dont know can never remember anything the next day

Macka

I tend to be much happier really hyper and incredibly loud but I sort have temporary blackouts every 10 or 20 minutes. It gets really annoying I recall one time I was at a house party and I was jumping around like a loon in my mates back garden to some ****ty dance music, next thing I know I'm "waking up" on the kitchen counter and I've misplaced 20 minutes of my life....

Chinafoot

when i get drunk i tend to talk absolute and utter BOLLOX to anyone who'll listen to me. can also be a bit too friendly for my own good.

if i drink vodka i'll be looking for a row.

apart from that im not too bad.

boneless

stagolee wrote:

1-5 pints: happy and talkative (talking bollox of course)
5-15 pints: dont know can never remember anything the next day

Yep! I can relate to that. I'm told that I have a built in trip switch... if I have enough beer I just walk out without announcing the fact... some folk think it's rudeness until they get to know me. It's saved me a lot of hassle over the years though.

DrIndy

I think I am a pleasant drunk. Never fight and infact never get bad tempered. Can almost always walk straight too although my memory becomes fuzzyish - but never a blackout.

I may not be like this at all though, act the total bastard and could have imagined I was pleasant in a drunken haze. Keep an eye on crimeline and tell me if you see me. I may not remember...

StupidLikeAFox

acri wrote:

Unless you're trying to drown some sort of woe.

Thats a stupid idea. You cant drown problems. Problems dont just go away because you get drunk.

Citizen_Erased

No , but it makes them shut up for a while. I lose good lot of balance and my peripheral vision but generally laugh alot and feel great.

toiletduck

i get very happy...

MooShop

i get very talkative, though my speech is very slurred!!, walk around normal, usually dance alot, when i get home and sit down though im out like a light. dont fall asleep in night club or on the street or anything

YeatsCounty

When I'm completely blitzed, I.....
......fall asleep any position anywhere

When I'm nicely drunk, I.....
.......bumble nonsense but walk normal(in circles of the bar usually)
.......talking+walking normal, but happier, and generally fine?


I'm usually very talkative when I'm drunk, but I don't cause any trouble. I'm a nice drunk.

If I'm completely wasted, I'll fall asleep anywhere. Except when I go to bed, then i can't sleep for at least an hour.

thelordofcheese

Mostly i get happy, talk ****e, have long conversations with womens breasts (yes i know you are 'up there' but i've made my choice), then eat food i'd never consider while sober [Abrakbabra, i'm looking at you.]


However there is a certain friend of mine when we go drinking things end up being loud and shouty and take on a biblical quality.

Walking down the road a 3am commanding that cars, people and inanimate objects should be bowing down in the name of well, whatever we invented that night.
Or failing that, the emperor.

Mossy Monk

talk ****e most of the time
get loads of energy

a bad combination for anyone wanting to sleep in my presence

i usually hear of my exploits over the following weeks as i tend to forget loads of stuff

Bottle_of_Smoke

LadyJ wrote:

The kind of drunk that makes me incredibly horny,madly confident and overly emotional.

Seriously.... you . . . do that?

boneless wrote:

Yep! I can relate to that. I'm told that I have a built in trip switch... if I have enough beer I just walk out without announcing the fact... some folk think it's rudeness until they get to know me. It's saved me a lot of hassle over the years though.

Not to mention asking me my boards name 5 times!

Tar.Aldarion

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

Seriously.... you . . . do that?

haha nah i don't think she does! :P
i become very very something something and i cant remember what that is!

Vikings

I usually get very drunk, half a bottle of jagermeister does that ... and ill be ok until I fall asleep somewhere. Then when I wake up I wont remember how I got there, but ill remember getting extremely sh|tfaced.

boneless

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

Seriously.... you . . . do that?




Not to mention asking me my boards name 5 times!

My short term (and all other type) memory gets short-wired by beer!!!

It's also a self-defence mechanism!!!!

LadyJ

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

Seriously.... you . . . do that?

Hey,being drunk is a disability!