If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

fill in the blanks

rugbug86 · 2005-06-17 20:44:17

make them funny. just saw this on the tv. "50% of dads are ___________" actual answer is "sleep deprived", i thought maybe "50% of dads are not present at conception" :rolleyes: ;) :D :p :eek:

17-06-2005 8:44pm

#1

rugbug86

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2005

Posts: 2241

make them funny. just saw this on the tv.

"50% of dads are ___________"

actual answer is "sleep deprived", i thought maybe "50% of dads are not present at conception" :rolleyes: :eek:

0

Comments

#2 17-06-2005 8:48pm

Einstein

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2005

Posts: 2449

50% of dads are wishing they could be a mother...??

lots of women in mens bodies these days!

0
#3 17-06-2005 8:56pm

rugbug86

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2005

Posts: 2241

50% of dads are suing durex

0
#4 18-06-2005 12:37am

Pet

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2004

Posts: 4447

Dunno about them, but I certainly wouldn't want to be pregnant. Nasty business, that.

0
#5 18-06-2005 1:03am

irishgeo

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,604 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2001

Posts: 8985

rugbug86 wrote:

"50% of dads are not present at conception" :rolleyes: :eek:

That was going to be my answer.

0
#6 18-06-2005 1:47am

Raphael

Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2003

Posts: 8454

50% of dads are parents?

sounds like a bit of a bushism...

0
Advertisement
#7 18-06-2005 2:01am

Tar.Aldarion

Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2004

Posts: 59281

50% of dads are fathers to my siblings

0
#8 18-06-2005 11:54am

besty

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2004

Posts: 3855

50% of dads are so hot right now

0
#9 18-06-2005 12:30pm

knifey_spoonie

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2004

Posts: 3510

50% of dads arent married (make it 95%)

0
#10 18-06-2005 12:38pm

Steveire

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2004

Posts: 1239

Not long now til this is moved to the Nest.

0
#11 18-06-2005 12:39pm

[Deleted User]
Posts: 0 ✭

Join Date: -

Posts: 0

50% of dads are aware that they are dads.

0
Advertisement