The Star vs The Irish Star

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What's the deal here guys?

I went to the shop today and they didn't have the star, but they had the irish star, so I thought "shouldn't be any difference", and picked it up.

Got it to work and I was shocked!!! Utterly shocked!! Where are the titties?

Now I know this may seem like a stupid thread, but c'mon!! No titties in the morning - how can you be happy in work like that?

I got the sun, so I was OK for a while, but i'm fuming that there were no titties in the Irish star! I want my page 3 girl!!

Anyway...i'm still sexually frustrated, so lets hear some opinions on this. Who gets the Star and who gets the irish star?







lol

simu

You are on the internet...

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But i'm on the internet at work!

simu

Hm, well, carry a pron mag in your briefcase or sth. The paper quality in newspapers ruins the pictures, anyway.

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That's hardly my point. As I said - the Sun has Page 3. The question here (and the outrage) is why the Irish Star doesn't have any titties, but 'The Star' does?

simu

Well, Holy Catholic Ireland hasn't disappeared completely yet, ya know!

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But what's the problem here? Every one of us has a mother (alive or dead), and they all had titties. Most of us sucked on them when we were young. It's a natural thing.

All of our fathers (alive or dead) got a good grab of our mother's titties while they were creating us. It's a natural thing.

So why is this paper denying us our natural right to look at titties?!

Bah, bah to it all!! (Mmmmmm sheep)

simu

It never stopped me from looking at mine. :-p

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Yeah but we can't see yours in picture form can we? (Can we?)

simu

Ask the mod of the simu forum for access

pickarooney

simu wrote:

It never stopped me from looking at mine. :-p

But you did have to make sign of the cross repeatedly, and at a respectable distance from the chest area?

simu

o_O

This is looking more and more cuckoo-bound... I'm so proud!

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Who's the mod? Gordon?

simu

No, not Gordon. It's the place for silly threads - this one is fast joining these rants.

But, on topic: why not e-mail the newspaper a complaint and post any answer you get up here?

pickarooney

simu wrote:

o_O

Eh, what angle are you looking at them from?

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I could do but i'm also very lazy.

I don't want to have to do this, I just want to see titties!!! Titties in the star!

I'm just surprised that the male youth-middleaged of this country have not spoken out about this before!!

RISE BROTHERS!! RISE AGAINST THE OPPRESSION THAT WILL NOT LET US SEE TITTIES!!! RISE THEE IN SPIRIT AND IN FLESH!! RISE SO THAT WE MAY BE HEARD, AND YAY SEEN!! RISE SO THAT WE MAY ALL SEE TITTIES!!!

zAbbo

Stop buying british newspapers

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Why? They're the only ones with titties!!!

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Sorry i've just realised that some people might be offended by this thread.

So in respect to those people - yes, you can also call them boobies!!

Gillo

The difference is they are both crap, buy a proper paper, if you want titties buy a porno.

Mimikyu

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You like the sun? Why? I only read it for the pictures - TITTIES!!! (sorry, boobies too)

Andrew 83

The Irish Star has more local content than most of the British tabloids, so much so that you could probably call the Irish Star and Irish paper. Unlike the others such as the Sun which just have an Irish office the Star actually have a building and have editorial control over what they put in. Most of the entertainment and stuff like that is syndicated from the English one but the News and especially the Sport is mostly done separaretly as the Irish Star. The Irish editors don't feel they need any page 3 and there's never been one in the Irish paper.

harney

I think they had a poll in the paper 5 or more years ago, the end result being the dropping of page 3............you could always buy the weekly sport and spend your first break every morning cutting and pasting into the Irish Star