Murphys Law

joejoem

This is so true, Im single for the first time in months and last night I went out and no women around! There must have been 5 men to every woman! For the last few months they have been everywhere!

ziggy

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jcoote

its cos you don't give a **** if they shoot u down when your wit someone cos u can just go home and get the lash off your moth...but when your single u have to try and impress them and u always end up just gettin locked and wakin up wit kebab in your eye...ah the good days

Naos

Ahh god aul "Dublin Bus Syndrome".
None for ages then a rakeload come along..

haha@kebab in eye.

also OP please note the following joke:

A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

Victor

No woman wants what no woman wants.

Sparky

its jeaulousy, its like if she can get him i can, girls are in competition with each other.

jcoote

yeah that might well be true sparky some women are mad coppetitive and will get bitchy if they don't get their man... (off topic but i'm right behind u with your signature...sex on legs..good god)

The_B_Man

ye women want wat they cant have!

thats why im off women for the summer......................coz i cant get any!

Sparky

jcoote wrote:

(off topic but i'm right behind u with your signature...sex on legs..good god)

Hell yeah