I can seal my scripts baby - Yeah

Fortinbras'

Yo I am delighted to announce that today in paper 2 I managed to succesfully close and seal my script using my own saliva

for all the other exams it only half stuck but i have figured out the true nature of sealing them, and with a smile on my face I will tell you how

The trick is to seal them first fully without licking them making sure that you seal it right at the perforated edge so it is even over the script and the script is not putting pressure on it

Then simply fold up lick like she was a hot babe and seal!

qz

Clap...clap...clap.

StupidLikeAFox

actually yeah, i thought it was just me, but i dont think ive completly closed one script at all this year

Binomate

I always run out of juice halfway through.

Shyster

damn shoddy quality seals after us paying our fees....!! do you think it will make any difference though, really?

Anyway, what's the deal with these answer books? The glue doesn't react very well. Even when i wet it thouroughly with my mouthjuice (mmmm) it just flaps there like a limp dick.

Sully

Examiner does it for me with the water in the jar they get when the coffee round is on!

wheresthebeef

i just lick my finger and run my finger along the seal a few times.
i am sure its impolite to lick exam papers with your bare tongue.
they should give us those little sponges on sticks and a teeny cup of water.

Binomate

wheresthebeef wrote:

i just lick my finger and run my finger along the seal a few times.
i am sure its impolite to lick exam papers with your bare tongue.
they should give us those little sponges on sticks and a teeny cup of water.

That would be great!

dregin

Did Collock_Lad show ya that one?

upmeath

<Jonny> wrote:

...Even when i wet it thouroughly with my mouthjuice (mmmm) it just flaps there like a limp dick.

<Jonny> you're male, right?

wheresthebeef wrote:

i am sure its impolite to lick exam papers with your bare tongue

Nah, it's not! Who's gonna give out to you when the superintendent smells so bad?

Oakbark

Lol yeah the last couple of days i used the polite finger-licking method to seal my papers, which doesnt really work, plus you have to run out of the hall to get away before it opens out again. Now i just lick it with my tongue, its the only way to keep it moist until you stick it. Lol. I'm actually talking about sealing my paper. I wrote less on one of my irish poetry questions than i have in this post.

*Angel*

wheresthebeef wrote:

i am sure its impolite to lick exam papers with your bare tongue.

That doesn't stop me

Breezer

I thought I was the only one who couldn't do this! What's the point, it goes striaght into a box that looks like it was made to secure the Holy Grail

Fortinbras'

Breezer wrote:

I thought I was the only one who couldn't do this! What's the point, it goes striaght into a box that looks like it was made to secure the Holy Grail

No box can hold the blood-line of our saviour

andrew163

Prit-stick awayyyyy!

Fortinbras'

andrew163 wrote:

Prit-stick awayyyyy!

Are you serious?? oh my GOodness!

upmeath wrote:

<Jonny> you're male, right?

Nah, it's not! Who's gonna give out to you when the superintendent smells so bad?

I'm so male that i'm almost female.

Rredwell

An ultra-polite girl in my year pours a measure of water into the cap of her water bottle, and demurely dribbles the water onto the gummed flap. An example for us all.

This method also eliminates the saliva, hence DNA, samples, which could possibly infringe on the anonymity afforded by the system of exam numbers.

*Angel*

Lol :d

Da_IRISH_ONE4U

so em... 100000 students drooling on some answer books!

- DISEASE!, why arent the teachers looking for extra money. They risk infection, illness!

I wonder what would happen if someone sent "mysterious" white powder in the answer book. Would they fail us? - The Department would think there are terrorists or something after them.

Cianan2

Weird as it sounds, i havent even bothered trying to seal one yet.... I think the supervisor's been doing it for me the whole time anyway,i have left every exam early so far! Must give him somethin to do...

Did anyone see that episode of jonathan creek.... with.. the gorilla.. haha

It's an ingenius plot to poison the educated youth of Ireland. There's a toxin coating on all the strips, which will come into action in a few weeks. We'll all die.

randomfella

Whats all this talk of a finger?

Get a full tongue on it. I usually run over it a couple of times just to get that moisture balance perfect.

I forget to put my exam number on the paper, luckily there was only 2 of us and he called me back after i just walked out of the room, Phew *wipes sweat off forehead.

Yeah, i forgot to put my exam number on my irish aural paper, because i was used to not writing on the actual exam paper.

Luckily the examiner noticed, but it probably wouldn't have made much difference to my overall mark. I did so horrendously that I might as well have not done it.

Scarinae

Rredwell wrote:

An ultra-polite girl in my year pours a measure of water into the cap of her water bottle, and demurely dribbles the water onto the gummed flap. An example for us all.

I do that! I was about to say oh my goodness are you in my school, when I realised that you're from Galway. So that rules that out then. I don't do it because I'm polite, I do it because I remember from the Junior Cert how disgusting it tastes

chickens

We were told to use pritt stick after first day, I remember one girl she try do like you say with water but silly use her bottle not cap and it near go everywhere, the supervisor notice and tell her to stop, It reall bad glue, I no see why they not have the self-seal like on the fancy emvelopes, I was in Junior cert and thing not stick and I couldn't understand what do so poor supervisor had to do it!

Pistol Pete

I'm sure some people will respond to this with "duh, obviously" but they stick way better if you wet the paper flap and not the glue, in fact I think that might be what you're SUPPOSED to do!

rose**

no really can u use prit stick!?

*Angel*

rose** wrote:

no really can u use prit stick!?

What's stopping ya?

shelleEire

why wud u want to use prit stick?? just lick the ting

*Angel*

Well she asked 'can' you use pritt stick, I lick it!

chickens

Pistol Pete wrote:

I'm sure some people will respond to this with "duh, obviously" but they stick way better if you wet the paper flap and not the glue, in fact I think that might be what you're SUPPOSED to do!

Really? Does it say? It work well then no?

You really allowed to use pritt stick, many people hate taste or it just not seal, I canot imagine me pulling at my scarf back in junior cert exam just so i could lick the silly thing! It work well and well there no doubt it not stick!

scorpy

dude, it's not her first language. chill.

chickens

Don't fuss, I used to Ireland, you people have so many comments and jokes and smirks. I though my english was fine, not good I know, but fine. I'm sorry but it is understandable that all I can do, either you can correct my mistakes, ignore the post or decide that it no worse then text language that could have been used.

Now please, I speak english obviously, not good, obviously, there is no need for it to be mention, please, talk about sticky paper and not my grammer.

andrew163

rose** wrote:

no really can u use prit stick!?

Our supernintendo passes a stick of it around at the end of each exam

chickens

Now where it go?? I sorry, I swear I see post, I must imagine I sorry, I tierd I must see thing, I sorry, I not mean go on, I sorry, I no mean to be mean , I sure I see, but I imagine, I not remember word for botton to clear post, I sorry.

scorpy

hm, it was there. he must have deleted it.

anyway, sticky gummed paper stuff! I actually thought giving it a fruit flavour would have been a good idea. kinda like a reward for finishing or something.

chickens

scorpy wrote:

hm, it was there. he must have deleted it.

anyway, sticky gummed paper stuff! I actually thought giving it a fruit flavour would have been a good idea. kinda like a reward for finishing or something.

heaven help, thank goodness.

I see where you get idead but think of it, it would taste to nice, people would be sit there licking exam paper!

scorpy

well maybe they could put chemicals in it that calm you down, so if you get hit by exam nerves in the exam you can just lick the paper to clear your head!

chickens

I see some students VERY happy with that! Good idea though but I think pre stuck strips are way to go!

Pistol Pete

Here seriously lick across the paper flap that doesn't have any glue on it and then stick it onto the other side, it works way better

Rnger

some guy in my year cut his tongue... ****in hilarious

Rnger wrote:

some guy in my year cut his tongue... ****in hilarious

Haha, there should be a warning on these bastarding things.

I almost slit my nose in two.

:Keith:

I nicked my lip on Irish paper two in my haste to leave the exam when I finished.

captain_frances

Rredwell wrote:

An ultra-polite girl in my year pours a measure of water into the cap of her water bottle, and demurely dribbles the water onto the gummed flap. An example for us all.

This method also eliminates the saliva, hence DNA, samples, which could possibly infringe on the anonymity afforded by the system of exam numbers.

I never thought of it that way. The examinations are corrupt!!!

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