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women, cant live with them..........

  • 10-06-2005 11:22am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭


    Dont know if this was posted before but i found it amusing :D

    Dear Technical Support,

    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which
    I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
    conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
    run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
    Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as
    LadsNightOut 3.1, football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of
    GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but
    it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down
    completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2
    and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two
    systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
    soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use
    up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
    Cleanhouse200x. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
    could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
    automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
    then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0
    also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without
    warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These other products have no Help
    files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems
    are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for
    new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every
    other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive,
    it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
    MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 200x, but there could be
    problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
    detects Mistress 200x, it tends to delete all of your Money before
    uninstalling itself.


    Please help?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Hi-larious!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭IANOC


    :D
    nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    I heard one like this a while back, but your one is definately way better, well done! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    thanks silas :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    Good one! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    hee hee i liked that... i sent it to all my feminist friends!!! was very funny!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Nice, very funny ! :D

    Regards netwhizkid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    The wife even liked that one. Well done. :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    There are another two similar letters to this - if anyone want to search they are worth it too.


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