BAH! Can't sleep...

Töpher

Can't sleep in my bed tonight, spider in my room. Cúnt. Yesterday faced some myself with a hoover, thought I did ok. Tried to get one off my ceiling there now, first time ever I tried in my 21 years without assistance, it fell into my bed and it wasn't dead! :eek: Perparing for a night on the couch now, my God, I'm close to tears, I hate them so much! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kevin_rc_ie

please tell me you're joking.

astec123

You have got to be kidding, OK from someone that has yet to find anything that scares them its not a big help. My sister uses the tried and trusted, think of it as your uncle/aunt/worst enemy/something else you dislike and bate the bejasus out of the wee Fecker!

Kevin_rc_ie

what have you got against you're parents siblings?

astec123

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

what have you got against you're parents siblings?

I dont she does. I prefer to put them in a jar outside unhurt and let them on their way. Hey in the summer months they actually do us a favour, keeping those bloody flies out of the way.

Repli

I thought spiders had to make a web somewhere to catch flies ?

Makaveli

In the massive thread about spiders on here recently somebody posted that the spiders in your house are in fact house spiders and putting them outside will probably kill them.

Kevin_rc_ie

yeah and i disagreed with that. it was a loose comment. back up appraoches so i can't elaborate.

*Angel*

Makaveli wrote:

spiders in your house are in fact house spiders and putting them outside will probably kill them.

me liking that thought, though not me putting them out there

Spiders are evil, pure bloody evil! and scary... little feckers

galactus

I sense an anti-spider vibe. Spiders are cool : they eat all the flies. Good men!

FuzzyWuzzyWazza

While spiders can be very freaky at times, espicelly at 3am when u stand on them with no shoes on *shivers*. The do us a great job, so let them b i say.

Goodshape

I like spiders. Nice and crunchy if you get a good one.

hamster

Which reminds me... must feed that spider by the window in my bedroom... she's looking a bit shrivelled. Must have been awhile since her last meal. Maybe another wingless fly will help? Must wiggle the web to get her attention. Here she comes... oh my! Isn't she hungry? That was yesterday.... and she is still sucking the fly dry. So slow these folk... Yep spiders are nice. Must strike up a conversation with it and see where it goes from there.

Sparky

we sometimes eat spiders in our sleep, amazing yet freaky.

Feenikusu

I can understand that. When I have a spider in my room, I can't sleep either. And when I tried to kill it for the first (and last) time it also fell on my bed, and I tried to put it away with a stick, but once it was on the stick I threw the stick on the floor because I was too afraid of the spider coming to my hand. Well, of course the spider came to my bed again...I hate them!

Sparky

I dont mind spiders as such, but the bigger they are, ill tend to run away from them, then come back with a glass tumbler and a piece of paper.

grimloch

I tend to just squash them with my shoe, except sometimes i don't really bother killing the smaller ones.

Mossy Monk

bog roll, grab spider, flush down toilet

simple

on the other hand just leave them be as the ones available in this country are harmless

Sparky

the worst is in my line of work, i have to get up into an attic sometimes, now in the new houses its ok but the old ones, jesus there does be tons of the feckers around hanging in the roof struts of the attic, i suppose thats why im kinda used to them, plus the fact of being on site and falling down the ladder saying owwww theres spiders up there, id be laughed at of the site.

Badly Drunk Boy

Maybe you need to get a Neubauten....

Dr. Dre

Einst&#252 wrote: »

Can't sleep in my bed tonight, spider in my room. Cúnt. Yesterday faced some myself with a hoover, thought I did ok. Tried to get one off my ceiling there now, first time ever I tried in my 21 years without assistance, it fell into my bed and it wasn't dead! :eek: Perparing for a night on the couch now, my God, I'm close to tears, I hate them so much! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I feel your pain

John

Badly Drunk Boy wrote:

Maybe you need to get a Neubauten....

Brilliant!

I really do feel sorry for people who are scared of spiders, I know how much I'd freak if my phobia turned up in my bed (thankfully sharks don't come in a house variety).

Töpher

John2 wrote:

Brilliant!

I really do feel sorry for people who are scared of spiders, I know how much I'd freak if my phobia turned up in my bed (thankfully sharks don't come in a house variety).

Don't hold your breath! I'll see what I can fix up...

John

I knew I shouldn't have gotten you that Sea World VIP pass

Sparky

John2 wrote:

I knew I shouldn't have gotten you that Sea World VIP pass

Hey i wanted one too

OLDYELLAR

Einst&#252 wrote: »

Can't sleep in my bed tonight, spider in my room. Cúnt. Yesterday faced some myself with a hoover, thought I did ok. Tried to get one off my ceiling there now, first time ever I tried in my 21 years without assistance, it fell into my bed and it wasn't dead! :eek: Perparing for a night on the couch now, my God, I'm close to tears, I hate them so much! :mad: :mad: :mad:

aww ya poor thing!!jesus I wouldnt be able to sleep in the house til i saw him squished!!Jesus i hate spiders!!

Tar.Aldarion

OLDYELLAR wrote:

aww ya poor thing!!jesus I wouldnt be able to sleep in the house til i saw him squished!!Jesus i hate spiders!!

arachnaphobia is one of those things that i think are ridiculous.
the amount of spiders around you right now is huge and you will unknowingly eat oh 7 or 8 of them in your sleep.they are harmless,simple as,and i think it's incredibly cruel for people to kill them as they are just feckin scared of you and are just trying to stay alive!
my rant of the day over^^

OLDYELLAR

I cant stand them , they scare the living sh*t out of me and everybodies fear is a big thing to them so no point ranting over it , you may be scared of something others find pointless too , I cant even squish spiders I have to get someone else to do it , jesus im even itchy posting about them

Tar.Aldarion

ah it's np i know sooo many people like you!
the amount of times ive been called round by the girls next door is lol ''it's on the roof''
so i move it around!
i don't know how regular it is but have no phobias myself.nor do any of my family.
i think that maybe people could get the phobia from seeing a parent reacting to a spider when they're young?

OLDYELLAR

when I was younger I remeber there was a spider in my room and I asked my dad to kill him , he put the spider on a shovel and chased me with it , I nearly shat myself I could barely breath , ive been scared ever since of em and couldnt sleep in the house if i saw one , They just really really scare me .

Tar.Aldarion

i see your dad was of my state of mind lol^^
the coolest spider i have held was a tarantula a few times they are so cool

OLDYELLAR

no no they dont , itchy!!
horrible yokes !

John

The whole point of a phobia is that they irrational and most of the time the sufferer knows it. I mean, I'm **** scared of sharks but I know there's no way that Jaws can get out of the telly. It still scares the bejaysus out of me. You can't call a phobia ridiculous because it is a problem that a lot of people have to live with. Arachnophobia by the way is thought to have an evolutionary basis, our ancestors came from hot climates with deadly spiders so those that were naturally afraid of spiders were less likely to get bitten and die.

Tar.Aldarion

i dont find it ridiculous persay just that evolution can have such a hold on people as you say.
you are afraid of sharks,sharks can and would hurt you and you have not seen many before,people are scared of the unknown.
so that is reasonable lets say.some spiders are deadly so i believe that if you live in a country where these spiders roam then arachnaphobia is quite reasonable.in ireland spiders are just well around the place and cant hurt you ^^
i only found it ridiculous that people let irrationality lead their lives so much,im sure i do too.

John

Oh right, I get you now. My brain is tired and overworked.

OLDYELLAR

were all scared of something , Its all good

Tar.Aldarion

thats ridiculous!

off we go..

Tar.Aldarion

OLDYELLAR wrote:

were all scared of something , Its all good

not yet i'm not,maybe something will happen in the future to freak me out!

you should watch arachnaphbia(if ya wanna freak yerself out more :P),great film and has cool spider facts.

OLDYELLAR

im convinced whenever i watch arachnaphobia they turn up over my bed plus that movie put me off home and away when they were watching it and the spideys were all over the screen , my god i wouldnt say ya realise how itchy I get even thinkin about it

Ozzy

Pff! I was in bed before and a spider ran across the cover and over my hand, I didn't even flinch!

Alright it was only a baby one... but still!



****in clowns freak me out though! Pasty bastads!

Tar.Aldarion

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''my god i wouldnt say ya realise how itchy I get even thinkin about it''

why itchy lol?
scratch? :P

now clowns are freaky,nah :P
ive always wanted to know what that one was about.clowns make children happy its their job?

Ozzy

I don't know! They just creep me out!
I think it has something to do with hiding their face with a load of make-up..
or maybe its that Steven King film 'It'? What 'Jaws' done to sharks, 'It' done to clowns..
or maybe because they were so cruel to Dumbo (poor poor Dumbo.. )

I don't know, I just don't know

Tar.Aldarion

probably dubo what a heartfel story

Pet

Ants are far scarier than spiders.

Ugh, ants.

Kevin_rc_ie

Ozzy wrote:

I don't know! They just creep me out!
I think it has something to do with hiding their face with a load of make-up..
or maybe its that Steven King film 'It'? What 'Jaws' done to sharks, 'It' done to clowns..
or maybe because they were so cruel to Dumbo (poor poor Dumbo.. )

I don't know, I just don't know

yep clowns freak me out. people are much scarier than animals. IT is easiestly the most scary film ever. Yeah, poor dumbo.

Ozzy

He flew in the end Kev, he flew in the end!

I guess clowns are ok so long as they don't have sharp yellow teeth, roam in the sewers luring small children to their death or kill you in your dreams.

Kevin_rc_ie

Yep can't disagree with that. Damn I really wish I didn't start thinking about Stephen King's IT. I was going to go back to bed.