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Itching wont stop...

  • 04-06-2005 2:47pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭


    Okay, basically, I have an itchy penis. For god knows how long.

    And don't say go to the doctor, I'm not paying money to go to a doctor and say "Yeah, I've just got an itchy penis"

    I shower twice a day, am very clean, but this itching just will not stop! Its just under the head itself. It's driving me mad. So before I follow this up, anyone know if this is a sympthon of something, or just something that happens from time to time!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,644 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Not only will the doctor be able to say "yes you probably have an itchy penis", he will also be able to prescribe something for it!

    Alternatively, walk into the local pharmacy and ask the assitant for Itchy Penis Cream ®©™

    Perhaps you are masturbating too often or too vigourously and are irritating the skin. Maybe you have an infection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭paconnors


    Slic wrote:
    Okay, basically, I have an itchy penis. For god knows how long.

    And don't say go to the doctor, I'm not paying money to go to a doctor and say "Yeah, I've just got an itchy penis"

    I shower twice a day, am very clean, but this itching just will not stop! Its just under the head itself. It's driving me mad. So before I follow this up, anyone know if this is a sympthon of something, or just something that happens from time to time!



    :D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,136 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    What you have is an STD.

    Go have some sex, that'll clear it right up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    how long have you got an itchy willy?

    are you very sexually active? multiple partners? (at the same time isn't important) Protected sex?

    have you "showered" in a different way?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭LundiMardi


    Itchy genitals are a symptom of diabetes, but i'm not sure if that includes the head of the penis or not. Best off going to see the doc just to be safe. It could be some form of an STI for all you know.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,644 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    OK, guys cop on, try to be slightly constructive.

    Stark banned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭HerrLipp


    Go to an STI clinic. You can get an immediate appointment if you tell them about your symptoms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    red spots?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Slic wrote:
    I'm not paying money to go to a doctor and say "Yeah, I've just got an itchy penis"
    I feel you may be missing some of the subtler aspects of post-Listerian medical practice.

    Go to the doctor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Serious question: Any pain when you urinate and... ahem... the other doodlín? Also maybe thrush?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Itchy penis? Go to the doctor!


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