If you won the LOTTO

crang

Thought this might be interesting. If you won the lotto, who would you tell, if anyone and what would you do with the money.

LegacyUser

i'd buy loads of 5hit

crang

What. You'd invest in manure. Is that what you are saying.

Dr. Loon

I'd tell nobody except my girlfriend. I'd keep it secret for about a year or so, then I'd buy another house, drumkit, car and home recording studio.

Tippex

TBH my decision would be totally dependant on the amount I won.

Dr. Loon

Tippex wrote:

TBH my decision would be totally dependant on the amount I won.

Listen, why are you saying "to be honest"? It has no relevance to your sentence. Or are we to take it that if you left out the TBH that we should think you're lying!?? People really are using this TBH bullshít way too much.

Spicy Lauren

I'd buy a house in Dublin, rent it out, buy myself a van and feck off travelling!!

I never played the lotto in my life though...

Tippex

Dr. Loon wrote:

Listen, why are you saying "to be honest"? It has no relevance to your sentence. Or are we to take it that if you left out the TBH that we should think you're lying!?? People really are using this TBH bullshít way too much.

And exactly what relevance does your post have to the topic?

LegacyUser

no.

crang wrote:

What. You'd invest in manure. Is that what you are saying.

loz

Aston Martin DB7



byeeeee

MooShop

but a house, and travel the world, going travelling the world next year so winning the lotto would come in handy, must do the lotto

open_book

that to be honest thing annoys the bejaysus outta me aswell. Ive found myself using it over and over in speech!aaaaaaagh.

if i won the lotto, i'd release an album and buy loads of copies to get it rolling, then i'd buy a house in sydney, then i'd buy myself a deadly racehorse and live it up in randwick every other day!
or most likely what would happen is i'd go get very pissed then become foolish and waste around 700k on luxuries for everybody and wake up in vegas or something with a bill for more than i had.

garred

To be honest I'd buy a boat and call it To Be Honest. To be honest I would then buy an island and call it To Be Honest. To be honest I would then sail To Be Honest to To Be Honest and live happily ever after.

Nah I'd go to Vegas and put 1.5 million on black....let it ride!!

Gilgamesh

I woulf get someone to write my comments in boards for me

Goodshape

I'd buy boards.ie and drive it into the ground for my own personal amusment.

Naos

Pay Parents mortgages, 10grand each to siblings, 5grand each per family of relations(bout 6/7). Now that that crap is out of the way..

Holiday with the lads, some material things, a car and a house(assuming the lotto win was enough)

garred

Gilgamesh wrote:

I woulf get someone to write my comments in boards for me

Don't put yourself down its a common spelling mistake, the d is right beside the f on the keyboard.

I'd buy more lottery tickets.

prospect

I'd buy an Bently Continental GT, and park in the middle of town.
Then I'd get a sledge hammer, and beat the s**t out of it in front of everyone :eek: .

Q: Why?
A: Cause I could....

Then I'd buy a factory, and close it down the week before christmas

bounty_hunter

If I won enough I'd buy a castle and pretend to be someone important.

Failing that, I'd buy one of those old Victorian terraced houses with the 3 or 4 stories and the little attic bit at the top, paint it some mad colour, and keep a goat in my front garden.

Dr. Loon

Tippex wrote:

And exactly what relevance does your post have to the topic?

None. You didn't answer my question though. Why?

crang

I would not tell any1 except girlfriend. I would buy a nice house a nice car and a dog.would not do anything to flashy though. Would probably travel the world a bit.

Karl Hungus

I'd probably buy a ****load of guitars, amps and other gear.

CathyMoran

If I won it I would only tell my parents and brother. I would give 10% of my win to various charities. I would then look after my parents and brother - hopefully I would have enough to buy a house. If I won the Euromillions then in addition I would work 1/2 time and stay a part time student for the rest of my life.

Catsmokinpot

id get those fine boys at occ to make me a kickass chopper with lazerbeams and stealth capabilities, buy a house for my mum, buy a house for my gran and buy a house for myself, and buy a plane so i can fly over the whitehouse and piss out the window

and throw a kickass party

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oh and id only tell my mother my gran

nlgbbbblth

would give up work

and spend my days catching up with my massive DVD/VHS and music backlog.

would travel to various countries searching for second hand vinyl.

qz

I'd buy a Lambo for meself, a DB9 for my Dad, then enter us both in the Gumball. Then I'd buy a house (most likely), give money to charity and bums, and invest the rest!

grimloch

Id put it away until im smart enough not to piss it away on useless things, have the parents holiday house done up a bit maybe get a car and a house after a few years.

tman

bounty_hunter wrote:

If I won enough I'd buy a castle and pretend to be someone important.

hehe. i'm liking that idea
it'd have to be in a country that allows marriage to more than one woman though... ¬_¬

entropi

Spicy Lauren wrote:

I'd buy a house in Dublin, rent it out, buy myself a van and feck off travelling!!

I never played the lotto in my life though...

Jesus !!! you'd be rich at the rate they charge here

As for myself , i'd tell only my mother coz she's the only one in my family who wouldnt go blabbing to everyone about it ... this would only happen about 2 weeks after i actually collected my winnings so i could surprise em all with a nice trip somewhere and some dosh to spend .

P.S. if i told anyone but my mother, my nextdoor neighbour would find out [ who is like the news of the world ] , so everyone would know about it within a 5 mile radius of where i live

JohnCleary

I'd buy Windmills; Like in Leitrim!

I'd hire a hitman and kill the Crazy Frog!