Best ' F Off' one liners to bad losers !

Culchie · 26-05-2005 10:29am #1

What is the best comment to further irritate already upset players who are slightly annoyed with you.

Obviously this thread has to start with

SSssssshhhhhh I'm counting your chips !

crang · 26-05-2005 10:33am

You might as well put your car keys on the table now.

Lafortezza · 26-05-2005 10:41am

"I was ahead on the flop"/"I was ahead all the way"

Culchie · 26-05-2005 10:43am

"Wow, that was like only a 22/1 shot ... cool "

ionapaul · 26-05-2005 10:48am

Culchie wrote:

"Wow, that was like only a 22/1 shot ... cool "

Lol, that's a good one. 'Wow, online poker MUST be rigged, I was MILES behind!'

careca · 26-05-2005 10:54am

How do you cancel the 'buy more chips' option ?

FreaK_BrutheR · 26-05-2005 10:54am

"Wow, and I'm just trying to lose this stack before I go to bed."

"Fu(kin hell ...and I pushed the wrong button too!"

FreaK_BrutheR · 26-05-2005 11:03am

Actually I did push the worng button last night.

Had dirt in the hole cards 83o and hit the wrong button... let me explain - just as I was hitting the check button (I was on BB) and you can, you know, hit the check box so when it comes to you it'll check/fold well I hit that and when I did it suddenly changed to "call $15.98" but I didn't notice... my hand and raisers hand turn up Im like WTF!!!! Hand comes out and flops ak6 rainbow and me with my hand showing to the rest of the table.... he had Ad Kd and I can do nothing but eff and blind that stupid flookin check box!!! comes 8... Im going - wan the last eight!!!.......K

Bunch of Ars3!

califano · 26-05-2005 11:42am

"Sorry....i only started playing today....are you sure i won that

"

Hitchhiker's Guide to... · 26-05-2005 12:20pm

as a web article says:

after winning an improbable hand with 27o - "The best damn hand in poker"

Shortstack · 26-05-2005 12:30pm

'Gus Hansen taught me that one..'

or in a local game

'Oscar taught me that one..'

DeVore · 26-05-2005 12:50pm

"Did I win? Did I win? <pause> wooooohooooo \o/ "
"Would you like some cheese with that whine?"
"Wow.... that was really REALLY unlikely...."

DeV.

Iago · 26-05-2005 12:54pm

there was a guy last night who really took it badly. We were down to two tables and he pushed all-in (about 12*BB's) from UTG+1 on an eight player table and was called.

He had 66??? and was called by AQs, of course an A hit on the flop. He had 100 left but jumped up from the table and stormed out "I don't know how you dealers do this to me every bloody week, always the same when I have a pocket pair"

Sometimes I wonder whether these people realise that they are making the wrong plays at any point

PPP-Pit Boss · 26-05-2005 1:11pm

"Ooops a daisy I called your all in when I meant to fold.. thats one for the hammer hall of fame!"

PPP-Pit Boss · 26-05-2005 1:12pm

UL
VUL
GG
n1
bb

Blitzkrieger · 27-05-2005 7:07am

I am the worst sore loser, and an even worse winner. I called a guy who went all in on K3o last night, a semi-bluff with a pair of 3s. I felt like saying 'See ya later, jackass' when my flush came on the turn..........but I didn't.

I like 'jackass'. It's properly insulting without being too foul..