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"guts" and "balls"?

seabee · 2005-05-25 14:39:59

Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"? Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume…

25-05-2005 2:39pm

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seabee

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Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next.

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#2 25-05-2005 5:12pm

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Ahahaha very good !!!

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