FAKE ID (for novelty use obviously)

tintinr35

hey im going to the states on the 9th of june and i need some id for novelty use(drinking) im 20 u c and i really need to have it asap dont wanna have to pay too much tho

LegacyUser

fluxcard.com used to do them back in the day for me. get one of their irish student travel cards and any aul yank will believe its real, usually invoving the following line ;

"Oh my gawwwwd, youre irish!?! come on in!! do you know my uncle paddy from tramore" etc,etc, you get the picture.

Victor

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tintinr35

cheers vic, that should work on stupid americans right???

wheres me jumpa

on the contrary most of the stupid americans will only accept passport or a full drivers license. thats with all the top clubs n bars. smaller bars and off licences will have a book detailing every major form of id in most of the countries.

having said that some places will accept almost anything its just a matter of finding them. but if you ask me your going to need a drivers license.

netwhizkid

theres usually adverts for fake id in the back ad pages in FHM and Loaded magazine, they also have web links afaik.

Regards netwhizkid

katiegordon

Wud dat be accepted in Ireland???

Stench Blossoms

No only garda id's passports and drivers licences are accepted as far as i know

I am MAN

katiegordon wrote:

Wud dat be accepted in Ireland???

No. Grow up and you will be accepted

edit -> stupid txt spk

katiegordon

ok ill keep dat in mind..............

mayordenis

I'm not standing up for it but jesus christ will people stop whinging about "txt spk" going on about is the only thing that is actually more annoying.

tintinr35

can we get back on topic

Wertz

wheres me jumpa wrote:

on the contrary most of the stupid americans will only accept passport or a full drivers license. thats with all the top clubs n bars. smaller bars and off licences will have a book detailing every major form of id in most of the countries.

having said that some places will accept almost anything its just a matter of finding them. but if you ask me your going to need a drivers license.

So true.
Was living in texas a few years back and was on the piss with a mate one night. Anyway we used to go down ot the local store and just buy a 12 pack or two most days, and got to know the old guy that worked there.
This one night, think it was a saturday, I go in for a carryout and there's some young guy behind the counter....I go grab a 12 pack and head up to the counter. Guy asks me for ID and I hand over my Irish Passport...the guy looks at it, turns it over in his hands and then hands it back to me:
"Sorry sir, I'm gonna need to see a drivers license or state ID"
"......it's my passport, check my US issued VISA inside it"
"I'm sorry sir, I can't accept that"
"It's an official document! It has an official US seal on the VISA...look!"
"I've never seen a passport like that before...it could be fake....I don't wanna loose my job"
"Dude, I'm in here every day...the other guy doesn't even ask me for ID most times...come on! I just want a few beers and to get back home"
"Um sir...you're gonna have to leave the store..."
At this stage he starts looking all nervous and making gestures under the counter....I had the distinct impression he was going for either a panic button or a gun.
"OK fine" I said, and left.
My mate's outside in the car. I tell him the craic and he takes the cash off me and goes into the store. He hands the guy his license and walks back out with the beer. My mate hands me one and I crack it and raise the bottle in salute to the guy in the store...and we drove off laughing
Morale of the story: an awful lot of yanks are dumb to a point of not having ANY common sense or iniative...if it's not what they're used to accepting or seeing they won't take it, and you won't get served "period" lol.
If you're gonna go the fake route make sure and get one IN the US, not one you might use over here...

seamus

And the next step is...

"where can I get a fake driver's licence or passport".

No chance, boyos.