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Guaranteed way of getting those little bolloxes away from your house

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  • 23-05-2005 11:19pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    A mate of mine was having some trouble with these little pikey kids in his estate - in other words constant egging & pebble dashing of his gaff and also kicking footballs at his front window.

    Anyways he lost the rag with one of them one day and ran out front to confront them (If thats the word you would use). Anyways the kids were havin none of it and started sayin "I hear you're a paedophile and a molester, f*ck off ya aul bollocks etc". When they said this my mate said "Yes I am a paedophile and you are next!!" The kids ran off crying and he hasn't had any grief from any kids in the area since!!

    Try it yourselves, it works a treat :cool: :cool:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,457 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Thats a great story
    It would be a bit risky to try that one though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    thats one of the funniest and most effective things ive heard of in a while, granted it could backfire horribly...


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    "that last post was taken a little too seriously by numerous boards users..... and a local newspaper"

    Up with the Partridge!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,513 ✭✭✭RoadSweeper


    lol, but his reputation is gone down the drain!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭tintinr35


    Spogpean wrote:
    A mate of mine was having some trouble with these little pikey kids in his estate - in other words constant egging & pebble dashing of his gaff and also kicking footballs at his front window.

    Anyways he lost the rag with one of them one day and ran out front to confront them (If thats the word you would use). Anyways the kids were havin none of it and started sayin "I hear you're a paedophile and a molester, f*ck off ya aul bollocks etc". When they said this my mate said "Yes I am a paedophile and you are next!!" The kids ran off crying and he hasn't had any grief from any kids in the area since!!

    Try it yourselves, it works a treat :cool: :cool:


    ur lying i saw a comedian doing that on the telly


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    If you did that round where I live the parents would have been back an hour later with cans of petrol and a great sense of community spirit.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    was it centra or spar up in Norn Iron that played classical music to disperse undesirables.


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    tintinr35 wrote:
    ur lying i saw a comedian doing that on the telly

    ok, firstly i never said that i did it. secondly, a mate told me he did it and so what if he did get the idea off a comedian (he never said he did btw), it worked!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    "that last post was taken a little too seriously by numerous boards users..... and a local newspaper"

    Up with the Partridge!

    Nice :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Spogpean wrote:
    ok, firstly i never said that i did it. secondly, a mate told me he did it and so what if he did get the idea off a comedian (he never said he did btw), it worked!!

    Smells like bull**** tbh. Anyway, would you like your legs broken on the way back from the pub and a bonfire burning in your front garden? :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    Well i suppose the lifetime of weird looks from the local community would be worth taking especially when you get to see the look on the little boll**** face!


  • Registered Users Posts: 45,594 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    I heard a comedian tell this story as a joke not too long ago. I think it was on Just For Laughs...


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    You know it really annoys me, this stuff. Countless children suffer abuse day in and day out and you can't even make a good joke about it.

    What kind of a world do we live in at all?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,107 ✭✭✭John R


    Wertz wrote:
    If you did that round where I live the parents would have been back an hour later with cans of petrol and a great sense of community spirit.


    I wonder if they are as thick as this bunch and attack doctors as well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,441 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    Gwent police confirmed that the attack last Friday night was prompted by a confusion over the words "paedophile" and "paediatrician"

    now that is a classic!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    Spogpean wrote:
    A mate of mine was having some trouble with these little pikey kids in his estate - in other words constant egging & pebble dashing of his gaff and also kicking footballs at his front window.

    Anyways he lost the rag with one of them one day and ran out front to confront them (If thats the word you would use). Anyways the kids were havin none of it and started sayin "I hear you're a paedophile and a molester, f*ck off ya aul bollocks etc". When they said this my mate said "Yes I am a paedophile and you are next!!" The kids ran off crying and he hasn't had any grief from any kids in the area since!!

    Try it yourselves, it works a treat :cool: :cool:

    it is ok to call one minority "pikeys" and not ok to call other minorities names. :confused:

    unless you are referring to country folk who are also known as pikeys by some.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    now that is a classic!!

    I remember reading about that and feeling sheer blind rage for those idiots.

    A kneejerk reaction would have been to free all sex offenders from prison as punishment for not being able to tell the difference between "paedophile" and "paediatrician"

    LOSERS


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    nlgbbbblth wrote:
    I remember reading about that and feeling sheer blind rage for those idiots.

    A kneejerk reaction would have been to free all sex offenders from prison as punishment for not being able to tell the difference between "paedophile" and "paediatrician"

    LOSERS

    cant believe that happened....odd thing is thats not the only time its occured


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    it is ok to call one minority "pikeys" and not ok to call other minorities names.

    pikey is a state of mind/way of acting. Not a minority group. DEATH TO PC PEOPLE

    (edit: unless he actually meant travellers..forgot it meant that. either way i stand by my comment... damn pikeys)

    (edit: should it be pikies? it seems kinda like pixies though.. hmm...food for thought)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭mp3guy


    tintinr35 wrote:
    ur lying i saw a comedian doing that on the telly

    yeah, it was on the panel one night.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    That's an old joke.

    Q : How do you stop kids playing in your garden?
    A : Molest one of them.

    Sick, but good :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    It was Tommy Tiernan who said that I'm pretty sure.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    Some jokes are better told as if they came from you - why do people always have to deny people credit just cos they saw it on telly??

    So it was said by a comedian, big deal.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,457 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Id say every joke type has already been told. We need to invent new technology to keep humour fresh.


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