Shocking Semen Statistic

LegacyUser

i just read in the oh so reliable medical journal Nuts, that semen kills one woman a year because in very rare cases, some women are allergic to the protein inside the spunk!

Thanks for sharing

LegacyUser

No problem. I though it was interesting to say the least :eek:

Imagine gettin head and KILLING someone!?! Crazy **** man

Spogpean

Spogpean wrote:

No problem. I though it was interesting to say the least :eek:

Imagine gettin head and KILLING someone!?! Crazy **** man

hehe I wish :eek:

Any sources to back this up?

Makaveli

It would be funnier if one woman a year died from semen because the dude blew his load like a shot gun and took her head off.

RuggieBear

but then who'd clean up the mess....

Debyaka

Makaveli wrote:

It would be funnier if one woman a year died from semen because the dude blew his load like a shot gun and took her head off.

Dude that would be some serious ****!!
That is NOT a nice image at all!!!

Repli

Strange, I didn't see anything about this in the Irish Medical Times. Must have been an administrative error or something.

RobertFoster

Nice title - I like alliteration.

sionnach

Makaveli wrote:

It would be funnier if one woman a year died from semen because the dude blew his load like a shot gun and took her head off.

who's that fluffly leetle bundle of love
it's pweeeeencess, pweeeeencess.

Pigman II

Makaveli wrote:

It would be funnier if one woman a year died from semen because the dude blew his load like a shot gun and took her head off.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/princess1.html
(not work friendly , damn sionnach beat me to it! )

Alana

I've actually heard that before....from another reliable resource-ER...(Alana cringes and hides in the corner) but just F.Y.I it was an episode where Carter was treating this woman who had difficulties*down there* which only started when herself and her husband started to not use condoms ie for kids or some silly reason...Carter had a theory along similar lines to the OP's post..so to test out the theory he had the two of them "do it" in one of the rooms in the ER and he was proved right....after quite a ruckus

TV is real life right....

steveland?

But if it doesn't kill ya apparently it keeps ya happy...

http://www.hbcprotocols.com/newsletter/newsletter22.html

Amz

sionnach wrote:

who's that fluffly leetle bundle of love
it's pweeeeencess, pweeeeencess.

Haha that was brilliant.

*goes off to search for it again*

seamus

Easily the least shocking statistic in the world. 1 woman a year = 1 out of 4 billion, therefore deaths by allergic reaction to semen, per year = 25 * 10^-11%. (0.00000000025%)

Still though, not the best way for a girl to remember her first time.

Crucifix

Makaveli wrote:

It would be funnier if one woman a year died from semen because the dude blew his load like a shot gun and took her head off.

I think that's how lois lane died.

joejoem

Death by Spunk? Something about that smells fishy

LegacyUser

seamus wrote:

Easily the least shocking statistic in the world

I never said that it was the most shocking statistic in the world, it is a SHOCKING SEMEN STATISTIC!!

Do you have any more shocking facts about our little boys then that!? I think not!!!

Caesar_Bojangle

Makaveli wrote:

It would be funnier if one woman a year died from semen because the dude blew his load like a shot gun and took her head off.

It'd be hard to look her parents in their faces at her funeral.

Rhyme

Crucifix wrote:

I think that's how lois lane died.

'Mallrats' right there

Tar.Aldarion

i know a person sensitive to semen or something,she can tell if some1s released it had it near them because of the cold like symptoms she gets,it's like "right so,who had sex?"

AARRRGH

This is very hard to believe. I mean, what kind of jerk off would believe something like this? I knew some seamen who had very very hard job (very long nights on a submarine) and whenever they came near me (they are coming soon, will be great to meat them again) and explained this to me through the hole in their long hard submarine, I used to wish I was allergic to seamen, or at least, afraid of the same sex.

Tar.Aldarion

dublindude wrote:

This is very hard to believe. I mean, what kind of jerk off would believe something like this? I knew some seamen who had very very hard job (very long nights on a submarine) and whenever they came near me (they are coming soon, will be great to meat them again) and explained this to me through the hole in their long hard submarine, I used to wish I was allergic to seamen, or at least, afraid of the same sex.

dear god.....

Terra

[/QUOTE]This is very hard to believe. I mean, what kind of jerk off would believe something like this? I knew some seamen who had very very hard job (very long nights on a submarine) and whenever they came near me (they are coming soon, will be great to meat them again) and explained this to me through the hole in their long hard submarine, I used to wish I was allergic to seamen, or at least, afraid of the same sex.

Whats is that about ?

Tar.Aldarion

Terra wrote:

This is very hard to believe. I mean, what kind of jerk off would believe something like this? I knew some seamen who had very very hard job (very long nights on a submarine) and whenever they came near me (they are coming soon, will be great to meat them again) and explained this to me through the hole in their long hard submarine, I used to wish I was allergic to seamen, or at least, afraid of the same sex.

Whats is that about ?

that's what i said

Caesar_Bojangle

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

i know a person sensitive to semen or something,she can tell if some1s released it had it near them because of the cold like symptoms she gets,it's like "right so,who had sex?"

bollox

dublindude wrote:

This is very hard to believe. I mean, what kind of jerk off would believe something like this? I knew some seamen who had very very hard job (very long nights on a submarine) and whenever they came near me (they are coming soon, will be great to meat them again) and explained this to me through the hole in their long hard submarine, I used to wish I was allergic to seamen, or at least, afraid of the same sex.

wtf?

Tar.Aldarion

oh oops i see now,i meant i know of a person,saw it on tv,didnt look like bollix,
why do you not believe in allergies?

nesf

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

why do you not believe in allergies?

I have an allergy to work.

Has plagued me since I was a young boy.

Tar.Aldarion

nesf wrote:

I have an allergy to work.

Has plagued me since I was a young boy.

:rolleyes:

Tar.Aldarion

oh and BAM!

"In general, allergies to sperm and semen are quite rare, but are possible nonetheless. Semen is comprised of many different components, such as fructose, prostaglandins and clotting agents, all of which your ex-girlfriend could be allergic to.

The typical symptoms of an allergic reaction to sperm or semen are itching, swelling, and mild redness, while more severe symptoms would include hives and difficulty breathing."

Caesar_Bojangle

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

oh oops i see now,i meant i know of a person,saw it on tv,didnt look like bollix,
why do you not believe in allergies?

I believe in allergies but not in the ability to sense a crusty drop of semen under a guys foreskin.

Tar.Aldarion

Caesar_Bojangle wrote:

I believe in allergies but not in the ability to sense a crusty drop of semen under a guys foreskin.

see above,
if you are severely allergic it's like pollen when you smell it it like goes in your nose and wham bam reaction!

AARRRGH

Caesar_Bojangle wrote:

wtf?

I find it very very hard to believe you need me explain my very long paragraph! I swear, it nearly blew me away, very hard and fast, when I saw your response...!

Just so you know, being a seamen is a very handy job. You don't need to pull off any tricks to get it though - just keep pumping away and you'll get in.

In fact, I knew a man who would bend over backwards for any seamen.

But back to my original point (sorry, I am finding it very hard to spit out the words) - what exactly did you not understand?

jor el

dublindude wrote:

what exactly did you not understand?

All that stuff you just said.

Hobbes

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

see above,
if you are severely allergic it's like pollen when you smell it it like goes in your nose and wham bam reaction!

You have any idea how disturbing that is.. peoples semen molecules floating around. Even if you couldn't smell it, its going into your eyes, nose, mouth, etc.

grimloch

Hobbes wrote:

You have any idea how disturbing that is.. peoples semen molecules floating around. Even if you couldn't smell it, its going into your eyes, nose, mouth, etc.

why did you have to put it like that?

LadyJ

Good god,what a way to go! Talk about the last supper!

Gazza22

Lol...there would be a mixture of shock, embarrassment and guilt if that ever happened a woman i was with.

mp3guy

you just had to throw the alliteration in the title, didn't you?

Nevyn

sure the tested all the traffic lights arround O'Connell street, up to grafton street and found the all had traces of semen, feces and heroin on them.
which then goes onto your hand , which then handle your burger, chips ect

mp3guy

Thaed wrote:

sure the tested all the traffic lights arround O'Connell street, up to grafton street and found the all had traces of semen, feces and heroin on them.
which then goes onto your hand , which then handle your burger, chips ect

*shivers*

danniemcq

hee hee imagine the obituary in the paper. gas

grimloch

Thaed wrote:

sure the tested all the traffic lights arround O'Connell street, up to grafton street and found the all had traces of semen, feces and heroin on them.
which then goes onto your hand , which then handle your burger, chips ect

ah well, nothing bad has happened thus far

OfflerCrocGod

danniemcq wrote:

hee hee imagine the obituary in the paper. gas

ROFL didn't think of that "Died because she couldn't survive swallowing"

goin'_to_the_PS

i doubt it