Last night I collapsed

Twas wierd I stood up to quickly off the couch and my vision started going dark.
Next thing I know my old man was turning me on my side and I have a big cut from where my head hit the couch.

So cuckoos what do I say in work to avoid a slagging?

Gordon

Tell them that you were getting out of a car. Through the windscreen.

Gordon

Gordon wrote:

Tell them that you were getting out of a car. Through the windscreen.

I like this answer.

Sarky

Say that the hooker tried a donkeypunch and that she miscalculated and it all went horribly wrong. Then ask them if they want to see a dead body.

I found some skin on the couch where my head hit it

Sarky

Bring it in and charge people to look at it!

Larianne

ronoc wrote:

I found some skin on the couch where my head hit it

That's nasty..

I like the windscreen idea. What's that procedure when they remove some of your brain? You could say you have such a high IQ doctors wanted a piece of your brain...

..nah still liking the windscreen...you'll get sympathy!!

Bonus injury image!

sprinkles

Tell them the Vortons did it. Works everytime. And if they ask who are the Vortons, just say "Oh you'll see. You'll see" then walk off laughing in that evil kind of way.

amp

Warn them of the dangers of studying too much. Brain expansion - the secret killer.

jezza

i fainted in choir class once and the teacher caught me. man that was embarrasing!
tell them u were going for the rugged look!!
or you fell over a chicken and it bit ya.

Rhyme

Tell them you bit yourself

Larianne

I'd be more worried about the fainting after getting up from the couch..

Rhyme

ronoc wrote:

Twas wierd I stood up to quickly off the couch and my vision started going dark.

I get that from time to time, i dont often faint from it... and in public im very careful about standing up too quickly as i dont want to scare anybody. Ive heard its to do with circulation, try moving about more on the couch... not exercise, just general movement.

Matthewthebig

tell them a banana did it

always works

jezza

ronoc wrote:

Twas wierd I stood up to quickly off the couch and my vision started going dark.

i get that after eating

funky penguin

Matthewthebig wrote:

tell them a banana did it

always works

You aint got nuffin on me!

Matthewthebig

thats one bad banana

Rhyme

Rhyme wrote:

I get that from time to time, i dont often faint from it... and in public im very careful about standing up too quickly as i dont want to scare anybody. Ive heard its to do with circulation, try moving about more on the couch... not exercise, just general movement.

It only sometimes happens. Usually I'm able to shake it off (hurr hurr hurr).

This time i just fell flat on my head :eek: