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Monkeys

  • 21-05-2005 4:37pm
    #1
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭


    Now here is a question that has plagued mankind for millenia, well me for a few minutes, brought on by boredem.

    the question is, and i meanit when i say its a big deal is:

    why do monkeys or humans or anything for that matter, FLY?

    DAS IST DIE QUESTION!!!!!!

    now reply Meine MENCHEN, mit ein ananas!

    Hey you there! thats right the fat computer nerd. dance for the pie.

    on a completely unrelated matter

    amp for uber-spludgen!


Comments

  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Monkeys fly because they're psychic. Haven't you played System Shock 2?


  • #3
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    gloopy?


  • #4
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Yumpin yimminy!


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Humping wimminy?


  • #6
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Fumpin Chimney........:confused:


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  • #7
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    amp for uber-spludgen!

    thanks


  • #8
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    indeed your uber-spludgeness! \o.


  • #9
    sprinkles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Well in fairness they fly because they spent years in flight school and they aren't just going to waste a good education. I believe they all work for Ryanair. Damn monkeys!!


  • #10
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    or easyMONKEY

    cheap cheerful and a radioactive shade of orange


  • #11
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    now reply Meine MENCHEN, mit ein ananas!


    amp for uber-spludgen!

    As requested, monkey_pineapple.jpg


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  • #12
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    well done


  • #13
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Looks cool dunnit. I'm surprised someone else didn't post that before me, usually pretty fast around here with images. Ah well, not everyone can spot German a mile off.


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Kind of reminds me of a hat I believe DeVore photoshopped onto a pic of Amp some time ago...


  • #15
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    pictures?


  • #16
    cordelia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭cordelia


    Haven't you seen the Wizard of Oz?

    Of course monkeys fly.
    They're just very secretive about it.

    Clever B@stards.

    And we think they jump around in the jungle and the zoo all day long...

    World domination. That's their little plan. They're just bidding their monkey time. Watching us moving back down the evolutionary ladder.

    But. Their. Time. Is. Coming.
    Soon.
    Very. Soon.

    Muuuuuuuuhaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa.......


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