A Dilemma of an Ass

crazymonkey

(what students spent their time at, i recieved these from my bro,)

A Dilemma of an Ass

Upon one of my humble adventure to college I had one of the strangest
encounters of my day a perplexing One indeed.
As I traversed the streets of Dublin (clouded in the gray misery of
this place where beauty goes to die and ugliness is born to seek
vengeance on the world) college bound this very morn I happened to
glance back over my left shoulder upon hearing the tip tap of Quent
feet. Into my gaze walked a lady of quite attractive features, slim,
nicely curved, apply breasted. But Alas to my dismay I could not check
out the backwardly view of this lady. So to take action I slowed
allowing her to pass. Then something happened that i did not expect.
The curvature of her rear was strange, undefinable at best. I struggle
to understand it. I didn't know if it was pleasing to the eye or
indifferent.
This is a rough description of my encounter. Think of a half barrel
with the top two corners taken out and a cracking in the mid of the
bottom, there was a strange motion to it which seamed to deify all
logic which was disorientating.
Surely I thought there is some category in which to place it but I
could find none. Good, Bad, Intermediate all fell short. Its existence
had to be acknowledged put somewhere in history, but where.
As I walked and some distance gathered between me and the Rump I came
to wonder as to who this creation belonged and does She even know
where it stands.
Then it was gone, lost to logic even reason like so many wounders of this world.

2 Espressi

More drugs for Table 7 please!

StupidLikeAFox

2 Espressi wrote:

More drugs for Table 7 please!

FEWER drugs for Table 7

Canis Lupus

I find it disturbing you slowed down so you could look at her ass in the first place.

qz

Canis Lupus wrote:

I find it disturbing you slowed down so you could look at her ass in the first place.

I would find it perfectly human, and I'm sure others would share my view......geddit?!

LadyJ

It's not healthy to dwell on such things so much!

Stompbox

I disagree. Any man who doesn't look a this kind of thing is a pervert!

OfflerCrocGod

ColHol wrote:

LESS drugs for Table 7

Fewer.

Canis Lupus

qz wrote:

I would find it perfectly human, and I'm sure others would share my view......geddit?!

You didn't even have the decency to add "I'll get my coat" after that.

While I appreciate looking at a good looking woman I think it's very strange to actually slow down just so you can see her arse when she passes. It's more than strange really.

LadyJ

I've slowed down to check out men!

ApeXaviour

Canis Lupus wrote:

While I appreciate looking at a good looking woman I think it's very strange to actually slow down just so you can see her arse when she passes. It's more than strange really.

Why? Unless you have a prior engagement you're rushing to, otherwise it's very normal. Though I find myself more often speeding up to look at the face..

Nice body.. butter face

StupidLikeAFox

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

Fewer.

Uh, thats what i said

Tar.Aldarion

pic?

Cake Fiend

Your bro sounds like a plonker.

Tar.Aldarion

at least he sends interesting emails!

LadyJ

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

at least he sends interesting emails!

Debatable

Tar.Aldarion

thats the point lol!