Funny Camping Stories

rugbug86

Anyone got any funny stories about camping experiences? I have a few that stick out, the best has to be:

was on scout camp in larch hill a few years ago. i was a senior so i was in charge of a group of beavers and had a tent to myself, that sorta thing. on the sunday morning i didnt want to wake up so i told them to go to the playground. a while later (dont know how long) i heard loads of laughing and opened my eyes to see a sheep in the tent beside me. one of the other senior scouts thought it would be hilarious to round up a sheep and shove it into the tent. there's some good pics of that one!

smorton

in charge of the beavers. tee hee..... ill get my coat

joejoem

So there was you.... a few beavers ..... and a sheep.... Have you ever seen amimal farm? Not the George Orwell one.

JohnCleary

This one time, at band camp....

*hang head in shame* Sorry just couldnt resist

rugbug86

beaver's as in young scouts ys dirty minded ....

joejoem

paedophile (jesus thats hard to spell)

Camping -> Oxegen

Was in A2 last year, and myself and the lads were trying to get some kip the first night when we heard some noise from the back. A couple were shagging, fairly loudly too. When I came back and mentioned it to a few college mates, one of them went red (it turned out it was her...)

joejoem

At Oxygen last year

ha ha I just remembered one, my cousin will back this up. We were in our tent as it was lashing rain outside and we were eating the sliced pan we brought (that and a pack of crisps and a bottle of vodka, such planning)

anyway we could here some monaghan accents in the tent beside us, a guy and two girls. One girl was pleading with the guy to be with her, but he was saying "it was fun when we were all together but now me and jane (the other girl in the tent) want to be toghether exlusivley" so the pleading girl started to cry and whine that she waqs being left out and wanted to continue it as a three way. The guy (going by what we heard here) started to tickle her to make her stop crying.

What we heard was "stop it stop it oh hee hee hee stop i...." then "what the hell is that, oh gross" the girl then starts to wail, and mean wail! "oh noooooo.... Ive pissed myself, Ive pissed myself." uncontrolable laughter can be heard all around the tents. It progresses - "what the hell is that" - "Oh nooooooo (even louder wails) Ive pissed myself and I have my period"

Cue screams of laughter, tears are rolling down our faces. She then stands out of the tent to a huge audience, I wont describe what I saw because it was sick. But the girl had no spare jeans with her, so she had to borrow a pair of boxers from the guy (the boxers looked like they were bought in 1989 and used every day since and never washed, an off brown colour with holes in them) and thats what she wore for the rest of the Sunday afternoon and evening, with a pair of hiking boots.

Anyway thats the funiest thing that ever happend to me camping. Also I got an electrick shock taking a leak off an electrick cow fence.

Saruman

Yes here is one.. always check your tent BEFORE you leave!!!

Last bank holiday i went to kilkenny with my wife to camp. Went and bought a bike rack and everything to bring bikes down. Anyway could not find our sleeping bag so took duvets etc, could only find one fold chair. Could not find air mattress

Anyway when i got down there i was confused setting up the tent as it looked a little different.. then one of the poles was broke which i knew it was not last time. Anyway in the end i realised it was NOT my tent... Was the house mates (same colour damn it!!) mine as it turned out, along with all the missing stuff was still at parents

so we left the campsite and went to waterford and stayed the night in a hotel.
Only consolation is i decided NOT to pay when i arrived at campsite.. went to set up first and was going to pay later That was lucky.

Still we enjoyed ourselves in waterford.

rugbug86

i think i was camping near you joejoem... unless something like that happened twice!!!

again from oxegen last year, saw this guy in his tent trying to get out, but he couldnt. he was unfortunate enough to have pitched his tent downhill to the portaloo's and mens toilet, so as you can imagine the ground got fairly soggy, and spread. his tent was floating in the overflow. twas ming!