House Party

Irish-trucker

my mate's 17 tommorow and is having a house party , anyone think of anything funny to do To get him in the most trouble without wreckin his house

john

rugbug86

get him really drunk, put him in a comprimising situation, take pics and post them to the parents. you'll have the address!

Wertz

Post his address* as an open invitation to Boards members











* Don't

Only Human

Irish-trucker wrote:

my mate's 17 tommorow and is having a house party , anyone think of anything funny to do To get him in the most trouble without wreckin his house

john

Get sombody male willing to take all of his clothes off and pose nude. Then Get your mate so drunk that he'll pass out. Then get the guy to strip naked and pretend to have sex with your mate whilst you take photos and send them to his parents.


OR

Post his address here and make it an open party!

rugbug86

or steal other peoples ideas and post them as your own!

Only Human

rugbug86 wrote:

or steal other peoples ideas and post them as your own!

[Crappy excuse] Your idea was too vague, I had to elaborate. [/Crappy excuse]

katiegordon

DEFINITELY post the adress as an open invitation!!!

Only Human

At least narrow it down to what part of Dublin it's in.

rugbug86

Only Human wrote:

Get sombody male willing to take all of his clothes off and pose nude. Then Get your mate so drunk that he'll pass out. Then get the guy to strip naked and pretend to have sex with your mate whilst you take photos and send them to his parents.

you offering your services?!!

Only Human

rugbug86 wrote:

you offering your services?!!

If the price is right.

rugbug86

i'll give you a beer, and am willing to barter

Only Human

rugbug86 wrote:

i'll give you a beer, and am willing to barter

Hmmm.
*scratches head*

Better make it two.

rugbug86

lightweight

Dimitri

Only Human wrote:

It the price is right.

this is not the place to pimp yourself, especially for two beers

rugbug86

Dimitri wrote:

this is not the place to pimp yourself, especially for two beers

where is the place to pimp one's self for 2 beers?

Dimitri

rugbug86 wrote:

where is the place to pimp one's self for 2 beers?

At the party you cant get any beer or action when your online

rugbug86

speaking of party, OP where's it at???

Shrimp

exactly.. put directions of his gaff on here.. would be ****ing hilarious..

rugbug86

and print them off and bring them along just to scare him

or put flyers about the party all over his area so his parents are guaranteed to find out

Wertz

rugbug86 wrote:

where is the place to pimp one's self for 2 beers?

Boards Beer

Draupnir

Move all his furniture

i.e.

dinner table in the bedroom
parents bed in the kitchen
his bed in the sitting room, his wardbrobe too if youve a few people
the sofa in his bedroom

basically, jumble it all up

allnight_2002

The following was done to a friend of mine at his house party and he still doesn't know about it
Basically we found porn mags in his parents bedroom so using his parents camera we took pictures of people at the party looking at his parents porn. Then put the camera back for his parents to get the photos developed. The big question is whether or not they will say anything to our friend when they get the pictures.

seamus

If an address gets posted, even for 30 seconds, everyone in this thread is banned.

katiegordon

So there will be no OPEN invitation then i suppose???

rugbug86

allnight_2002 wrote:

The following was done to a friend of mine at his house party and he still doesn't know about it
Basically we found porn mags in his parents bedroom so using his parents camera we took pictures of people at the party looking at his parents porn. Then put the camera back for his parents to get the photos developed. The big question is whether or not they will say anything to our friend when they get the pictures.

Good one!

katiegordon

please...................

Irish-trucker

i'd like ta ,but i dont fancy gettin banned LOL

seamus

If you're that lonely katie, I'm sure our OP will be more than happy to PM you an address. Can never have too many ladies at a party.

Zoned

allnight_2002 wrote:

The following was done to a friend of mine at his house party and he still doesn't know about it
Basically we found porn mags in his parents bedroom so using his parents camera we took pictures of people at the party looking at his parents porn. Then put the camera back for his parents to get the photos developed. The big question is whether or not they will say anything to our friend when they get the pictures.

Excellent...... truly excellent.....

Dimitri

allnight_2002 wrote:

The following was done to a friend of mine at his house party and he still doesn't know about it
Basically we found porn mags in his parents bedroom so using his parents camera we took pictures of people at the party looking at his parents porn. Then put the camera back for his parents to get the photos developed. The big question is whether or not they will say anything to our friend when they get the pictures.

Cruel, funny but cruel-i like it

rugbug86

its like the classic story of the campers arriving back to their tent to find out it had been broken into but nothing was taken, just moved around. they didnt think anything of it until a few weeks later when they got their pictures developed and found pics of their toothbrushes in comprimising situations

katiegordon

Yea feel free to PM me the adress!!!!

StupidLikeAFox

If he has bushes about the place, hide all your beer cans, bottles etc in them. It will take a while but come winter when all the leaves fall off questions will be asked.

JimboPope

You could anal rape him, we did it on a pal of ours once, people still get a good laugh out of the story when it comes up in conversation in the pub and stuff.

LadyJ

Annoying the neighbours is always funny! My mate's neighbour still calls him a prick every time he goes by and it's been nearly a year!

TerrorFirmer

Keep safe.

My friend had a "minor" house party in his parents B&B while they were on holiday.

A door was smashed. Dozens of glasses broken. The large B&B sign broken in half. The credit card machine destroyed when someone poured milk into it. People were having mattress races down the stairs. Someone found the entire supply of soap and started a war. Cartoons of Beer and orange juice were burst in the hallway. A cold, defrosted pizza was smushed into multiple beds.

Some actually took a shít in one of the guest rooms on the floor.

And much, much more....

mp3guy

seamus wrote:

If an address gets posted, even for 30 seconds, everyone in this thread is banned.

must resist...temptation to point... out irony... in that statement....

StupidLikeAFox

bah, i totally get that irony! (took a few seconds)

although im sure seamus also did it on purpose, the feckin smartarse

Irish-trucker

JimboPope wrote:

You could anal rape him, we did it on a pal of ours once, people still get a good laugh out of the story when it comes up in conversation in the pub and stuff.

Now thats just plain sick :rolleyes:

But everyone to their own

Sarky

Nothing spells fun like arsenic in the punch.

coolhandluke

Was at a house party back in the days,where the fella who held the party went out into the back garden about 5am with a golf club and a bag of golfballs.In the middle of an estate he starts pinging them off,he was a bit mad though !