What is Pat Patterson doing for the Summer

tintinr35 · 19-05-2005 11:57pm #1

god i wonder will he go to europe, maybe america on a J1 or maybe he will stay at home!!!
whoooooo my 100th post just coped that now :eek:

Mr.Nice Guy · 20-05-2005 12:26am

He's getting a bus and he's spending summer the Cliff Richard way.

Pat Paterson · 20-05-2005 1:14pm

Hello kids! I'm going for a spot of fishing in the Belfield lake tomorrow if anyone wants to join me.

AllStar · 20-05-2005 1:22pm

ur not the real pat patterson, he has no computer skills!!

Lisapeep · 20-05-2005 9:24pm

There was rumour that Pat was planning on herding yaks up a mountain to help out poor farmers in a small village in Nepal during the Summer.

theCzar · 21-05-2005 9:59am

tintinr35 wrote:

whoooooo my 100th post just coped that now :eek:

yeah right

Pat Patterson is spending his summer secretly stockpiling weapons for the Revolution.

Jonny Arson · 21-05-2005 11:47am

AllStar wrote:

ur not the real pat patterson, he has no computer skills!!

What? Pat no computer skills? Pat Paterson invented the internet

kasintahan · 21-05-2005 12:05pm

I met Pat Patterson last night (I'm deadly serious)...

Jonny Arson · 21-05-2005 12:09pm

Pat is in all of us.

Lisapeep · 21-05-2005 2:14pm

kasintahan wrote:

I met Pat Patterson last night (I'm deadly serious)...

A likely story! Where? I thought he was busy studying for his exams!

kasintahan · 21-05-2005 7:44pm

No he finished his exams on Friday and was out on the town to celebrate.

padser · 22-05-2005 9:32am

pat patterson is al things to all men

Mr.Nice Guy · 22-05-2005 2:01pm

padser wrote:

pat patterson is al things to all men

And maybe to one lucky gal...

kasintahan · 22-05-2005 2:10pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

And maybe to one lucky gal...

No, Pat is a comitted polygamist along Middle Eastern lines.

Alana · 22-05-2005 2:52pm

hmm i have evidence to the contrary....

kasintahan · 22-05-2005 3:06pm

Alana wrote:

hmm i have evidence to the contrary....

???

How's that possible? Do you have him chained in your basement or something?

... wait, don't answer that... :eek:

lordgoat · 23-05-2005 8:58am

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

What? Pat no computer skills? Pat Paterson invented the internet

last i heard he was the internet

Red Alert · 23-05-2005 1:43pm

:eek: it's all Alana's fault - she's kidnapped him. He's probably without food or water somewhere in the arts block :eek:

arbeitsscheuer · 23-05-2005 2:33pm

What, are you lot kidding? Pat's been dead for like, 4 years. I killed him, threw his remains in Lake2, and then proceeded to steal his identity... Only then I realised that his wasn't an identity worth stealing and reverted back to my former self...

All that trouble for nothing... *shakes head sadly*

kasintahan · 23-05-2005 4:09pm

Infidel! That's a total falacy, spread by the christian agressors.

My man Abdul in Muscat has spotted him just this afternoon after leaving a tête - à - tête with bin Laden himself. The sultan will be most displeased.

Pat in Oman

As is clear from the inscription on Pat's 'lahaf' he is without doubt in the Arabian Peninsula.

Pat's lahaf

arbeitsscheuer · 23-05-2005 4:30pm

Ha, he looks like Joe Carolan...

panda100 · 23-05-2005 4:43pm

I hate to break it to you guys but pat patterson doesnt exist...and while im at it santa and the tooth fairy dont either...and michael jackson too.

Mr.Nice Guy · 23-05-2005 5:16pm

panda100 wrote:

I hate to break it to you guys but pat patterson doesnt exist...and while im at it santa and the tooth fairy dont either...and michael jackson too.

Oh don't be ridiculous panda! Everyone knows tooth fairies are extinct!

tintinr35 · 23-05-2005 5:17pm

panda100 wrote:

I hate to break it to you guys but pat patterson doesnt exist...and while im at it santa and the tooth fairy dont either...and michael jackson too.

thats just plain blasphemy, how could u say such a thing :eek:

arbeitsscheuer · 23-05-2005 5:18pm

To rip-off one of my favourite films:

"There's a $100 bill at the centre of a cross-roads. At the end of each of the four roads there are; An amiable, friendly, liberal-agenda, attractive Lesbian. A vicious, obnoxious, man-hating Dike. Santa Claus. And Pat Patterson

Which one will get to the $100 first?"

"The Man-Hating Dike?"

"Very good - Why?"

"I... I dunno"

"BECAUSE THE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR F**KING IMAGINATION!!!"

...I think that's sorta the point panda was tryin to make...

Mr.Nice Guy · 23-05-2005 5:31pm

Of course Pat exists! When in doubt, ask Google. Here's some info on Pat:

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/P/Pat_Paterson.htm

Here is Pat after a night out at UCD's Student Bar:

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/P/Pat_Paterson/Pat_Paterson_-_Pierre_Clemont_03.jpg

kasintahan · 23-05-2005 5:55pm

panda100 wrote:

I hate to break it to you guys but pat patterson doesnt exist...and while im at it santa and the tooth fairy dont either...and michael jackson too.

Codswallop!

I set Abdul on the trail of Santa after his succesful location of Pat earlier.
He says Santa is alive and well and even conceeded to a photo, Zoolander style.

Precisely what Santa was doing in downtown Muscat is not clear.

theCzar · 23-05-2005 6:19pm

lol re. all of the above.

I've heard that there's a Pat Patterson in 3rd Civil, but i'm skeptical, i was also told this was the original Pat, but i think there's probably dozens of storys on the origin of Pat Patterson.

PS Santa's in Muscat converting heathens with the lure of presents on Jesus's birthday, the crafty swine

padser · 23-05-2005 6:23pm

i heard the original pat patterson was just a myth, but the current one is real

Jonny Arson · 23-05-2005 6:47pm

Guys don't worry sources tell me Pat has a job as professional toaster salesman.

Vive le Pat!

BTW what has happened to patpaterson.com? Has it been shut? I so miss signing that obscenely long guestbook!

blondie83 · 23-05-2005 7:22pm

Red Alert wrote:

:eek: it's all Alana's fault - she's kidnapped him. He's probably without food or water somewhere in the arts block :eek:

Well I didn't want to bring this up, but I was in one of the labs in the murky depths of the basement today in eng today - lab in question commonly known as "the dungeon", - and was shown a nicely hidden trap door in the corner of the room, with a large induction motor on top of it preventing it from being opened from underneath. Once the motor was removed the trap door was lifted to reveal a ladder decsending into blackness. I climbed down the ladder, pulled the light cord, and...

tintinr35 · 23-05-2005 7:41pm

dont be a tease come on u pull the cord and what????????????????????????????????????????
pats naked body was there???
was standing there with his lad in his hand waiting for it?????
wasnt there at all???
then u woke up?????
TELL US GODDAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Nice Guy · 23-05-2005 7:46pm

blondie83 wrote:

Well I didn't want to bring this up, but I was in one of the labs in the murky depths of the basement today in eng today - lab in question commonly known as "the dungeon", - and was shown a nicely hidden trap door in the corner of the room, with a large induction motor on top of it preventing it from being opened from underneath. Once the motor was removed the trap door was lifted to reveal a ladder decsending into blackness. I climbed down the ladder, pulled the light cord, and...

...you discovered that Alana IS Pat Paterson! :eek:

tintinr35 · 23-05-2005 8:24pm

Tell Us Blondie Tell Us Now!!!!!!!!

arbeitsscheuer · 23-05-2005 10:08pm

OH
MY
GOD!!!!!:eek:

Blondie83 has been 'silenced' by the local Federales!!!!! :cool:
We'll be lucky if we ever see her in UCD again (considering the fact that she finished this year anyway it seems a safe bet, but that's beside the point)...

blondie 83 R.I.P.

blondie83 · 24-05-2005 12:31pm

Thats what they thought, but I escaped! Now I can tell you that Pat Patterson.... Ah **** they're back, noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

/*blondie gets dragged off */

tintinr35 · 24-05-2005 5:22pm

u cant taunt us like that tell us what they did with pat,
bet ur a prick tease too,

Jonny Arson · 24-05-2005 5:28pm

Guys I know there is alot of speculation about Pat Paterson as to who he is or whether he exists but I think I've just come up with a theory to the mystery of Pat Paterson.

I was just thinking to myself last night about who would dare to try and be arrogant enough to have an alias as Pat Paterson. Then it clicked. Jose Mourinho. Have any of you ever seen Chelsea manager extraordinaire Jose Mourinho and Pat Paterson in the same place at the same time??? Thought not. Mystery solved.

tintinr35 · 24-05-2005 5:33pm

i thought that was stupid first but the more i think about it the more i think u could be right......... so does that mean that blondie was lying to us and pat is managing chelsea for the summer :eek:

Jonny Arson · 24-05-2005 5:41pm

tintinr35 wrote:

i thought that was stupid first but the more i think about it the more i think u could be right......... so does that mean that blondie was lying to us and pat is managing chelsea for the summer :eek:

Word on the street is that Blondie was on the books at Porto during last season but was given the chop by Jose...er I mean Pat..... and wants take revenge on Pat by spreading vicious, nasty rumours about pat to Pat's biggest fans.... the UCD students.

Blondie please grow up, get a life and get over it!

Mr.Nice Guy · 24-05-2005 6:20pm

Could Pat be Jose Mourinho? Well the toilets told me that Pat may have been involved in the break-up of Brad and Jen and Jose does have the looks to rival Mr Pitt...

Also, another toilet says that students shouldn't call Niteline but should instead call Pat as he will make everything better. We all know Mr Mourinho is renowned for his pyschological brilliance...

Now I don't know what to think. :eek:

tintinr35 · 24-05-2005 7:36pm

i know, me either, maybe pat runs night line,
did pat patterson found UCD think he did under his alter go "Cardinal John Henry Newman". Newman do ya c where im comin from NEW MAN i.e. Pat Patterson.............ohhhhhhhh the plot thickens :eek:

Stabshauptmann · 25-05-2005 1:00am

Its not the only thing thick round here*

Pat Patterson is the personification of the average UCD students inferiority/superiority complex - I cant for the life of me figure out which

On a serious note, I was once in a dark place in my life and Pat helped me through. He explained to me that if he could overcome a name like Pat Patterson and go on to invent €3 drinks, the push up bra; then I could find the ****ing light switch.

Moral of the story Pat = UCD and college is all about drink and girls.

*Not insulting anyone but I couldnt resist such a cliché

tintinr35 · 25-05-2005 10:14pm

did anyone else c pat in the crowd at the match tonight he was there with a ucd 150years banner!!!

Superman · 26-05-2005 12:37am

Pat Pattersson is currently serving 15 years in portloaise for membership of an illegal organisation, The people of northern Ireland are rallying behind him and murals are being painted throughout the land.
Join the free Pat campaign today
mural from the bogside

Jonny Arson · 26-05-2005 5:45pm

tintinr35 wrote:

did anyone else c pat in the crowd at the match tonight he was there with a ucd 150years banner!!!

Yes I saw Pat in the AC Milan section holding up the ''UCD 150'' banner in a similar fashion to the way he holds up the ''John 3:7'' (or whatever the hell it is) banners at the GAA matches. The reason why AC Milan f**ked up on their penalties was because they could see Pat and were extremely starstruck but since there is a Pat Paterson/Jose Mourinho connection as we have established, I believe UEFA need to launch an investigation into the antics of Pat because it was Pat's fault that the worst team ever to compete in the CL ended up fluking their way to winning the frickin' tournament in the most extremely boring manner possible.

Boo Pat! (I swear I'm not a Man utd fan) :rolleyes:

kasintahan · 26-05-2005 6:19pm

After a long and difficult struggle my man Abdul finally tracked Pat down in Turkey. He was there to attend the match and purchase fresh military supplies for the Himaya (Republican Palace Guard) in Iraq.

Here we can see Pat testing the latest in laser sighted Ground-to-Air hardware- the FIM-92A Stinger Weapons System.

kittenkiller · 26-05-2005 8:28pm

I have heard form a reliable source that this IS Pat Patterson.

Things haven't gone well for him since his exams went badly & he realised he'd never have enough money for the repeats.
He's just lost hope!

Red Alert · 27-05-2005 9:01am

Maybe he's a trinners student.

Jonny Arson · 27-05-2005 10:45pm

Red Alert wrote:

Maybe he's a trinners student.

Pat a Tr**ity student? Suck my bananas!

What is Pat Patterson doing for the Summer

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