Forming a boy band

case n basket

I've decided i'm tired of my day job, so I think i'll take the easy route to money and glittering stardom by forming a boy band. It can't be too hard, I already know someone who can write the music and a pretty well connected producer. After that it's just good PR and a make-up artist.

I figure we need 5 good looking lads (well 4, we've got me already), one or two of whom can sing, this isn't that important though. We'll also need variety. A cute younger, Albino kid, a token black guy (this may not be possible with Ireland's largely racially monotone society though) or a half-cast Chinese kid, perhaps a big muscley rugby-playing D4 type who wears decks and cardigans, and a cool, ghetto-hip chav-type who is from Tallaght, Dolphin's barn or templeogue. I'll be the brooding, older one with facial hair who manages the band's money and other valuable substances.

PM me your characteristics now!

JackKelly

Ill play synth

Third_Echelon

Stephen

TimAy wrote:

Ill play synth

I don't think you'll be allowed in if you're actually able to play an instrument.

Loobz

Yeah, brilliant idea. Go for it. I hear you have to be a dab hand at strumming the banjo to join a boy band. Have you had much experience?

StupidLikeAFox

Ill be the gnarly dude who uses nunchucks and wears an orange mask and loves pizza. Ill say things like ''totally bodacious'' and ''totally radical maaaan''

markn500

hi mate my name is mark and i am 17 from coolock in dublin i would like to be in your boy band i can sing a bit the bands i like are take that boyzone westlife and backstreet boys so give us a call r a tex on <mod snip>

zero19

Oh lord

KeithM89_old

^^ Oh Dear....

Corkfeen

Sweet jesus, the above poster took this seriously......

Sisko

I hope for the sake of humanity thats a pisstake, mark.

Micky Dolenz

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