im boerd

gaui3d0pnbz86o

ok im board, suggest things for me to do, and if i AGREE to do them i will TRY and get a pic of it and show you that ive done it.

nothing to weird please

Kio

swing out of a lampshade or fall down the stairs

andyman

Fry an egg

jezza

w@nk

Geranium

Make a perfect souffle whilst making advances in nanotechnology.

amp

jezza wrote:

w@nk

Thank the lord for girl power. This is also my challenge. Go up to a complete stranger and worship them.

sinjin_smythe

type with your nose

jezza

amp wrote:

Thank the lord for girl power. This is also my challenge. Go up to a complete stranger and worship them.

standing novation and w@nk in front of the uglist bird ya can find

funky penguin

Kaison Polite Stimulation wrote:

ok im board, suggest things for me to do, and if i AGREE to do them i will TRY and get a pic of it and show you that ive done it.

nothing to weird please

Hmmm. That sounds like a great idea. Put on your ma's lingeríní or something, and take a pic.

I'm a massive Perv I am.

amp

jezza wrote:

standing novation and w@nk in front of the uglist bird ya can find

I think you should consult Dr Demento. Seriously. Now.

jezza

amp wrote:

I think you should consult Dr Demento. Seriously. Now.

whos that now? and if for me who is he

Winters

I can sort you out..... and im free.

jezza

youll w@nk him?? for free...fair play

Winters

No I wont w-at-nk him.

I'm a self-certified doctor, I can solve all your problems*


*may not actually solve all of your problems and can be known to cause more problems

Hoochiemama

you could do my exams for me.

Winters

Only if I can do them from the office here.

jezza

dr winters whats the diagnosis then?
before ya start treatment

Clone a dinosaur, then fight it to the death.

funky penguin

One man and one giant reptile enter!

kensutz

you can learn how to spell B O R E D

Winters

jezza wrote:

dr winters whats the diagnosis then?
before ya start treatment

Well, Hoochiemama seems to be a student who thinks that someone on the internet will pass his exams for him.

Its a bad case of "Bananaherpiesovertureamalaova"

We will need to open up his arm and poke about for a bit.

jezza

o.....................................................................................................k
:eek:

Winters

I'm not a real doctor

kittenkiller

Scan your face & post it up!

& then do Hoochie's exams.
Then mine!

Winters

kittenkiller wrote:

Scan your face & post it up!

I took this picture in September 2004 and I knew I would need to use it someday!

kittenkiller

Old scans don't count!
Cheater!

& also, how odd that you'd just *have* that! But this is the forum for it i guess!

funky penguin

Man, your eye looks all weird.....

Winters

Yea .. I blinked or looked away or something when the scanner was going over my eye so it looks all weird...

Bright light in face isint that great.

fade2black

I was all set to write you can learn how to spell......Damn my fellow waterford scholars.

I like how you managed to spell it wrong twice. Takes a special kind of genius that.

Winters

Would you think I would have taken noice, given a **** and cared about my spelling mistakes?

amp

Kaison Polite Stimulation wrote:

ok im board, suggest things for me to do, and if i AGREE to do them i will TRY and get a pic of it and show you that ive done it.

nothing to weird please

I guess there was no try or do.

gaui3d0pnbz86o

ok after a small time away with real life im back, most of you are sick pervos, i will not have a w@nk over some ugly random girl, i can spell, maybe it was a delightful pun on this fine website? did you ever think of that! i dont have a scanner so i cant scan my face in, fight a dinosaur......must read up on cloning, if i fell down the stairs i wouldnt be able to take a pic! study for your own exams people, cheating will get you no where!

which leaves swinging out of a lamp! i could try that! could be fun! hold on ill get a pic of that!

ok there is not much to hold on to as you can see, and i promtly fell to my ass for fear of ripping it off the ceiling!, but i tried!

Sarky

Let's see what else we can make him do!

Kaison Polite Stimulation

Kaison Polite Stimulation wrote:

ok after a small time away with real life im back, most of you are sick pervos, i will not have a w@nk over some ugly random girl, i can spell, maybe it was a delightful pun on this fine website? did you ever think of that! i dont have a scanner so i cant scan my face in, fight a dinosaur......must read up on cloning, if i fell down the stairs i wouldnt be able to take a pic! study for your own exams people, cheating will get you no where!

which leaves swinging out of a lamp! i could try that! could be fun! hold on ill get a pic of that!

ok there is not much to hold on to as you can see, and i promtly fell to my ass for fear of ripping it off the ceiling!, but i tried!

CLONE ME!

funky penguin

Kaison Polite Stimulation wrote:

ok after a small time away with real life im back, most of you are sick pervos, i will not have a w@nk over some ugly random girl, i can spell, maybe it was a delightful pun on this fine website? did you ever think of that! i dont have a scanner so i cant scan my face in, fight a dinosaur......must read up on cloning, if i fell down the stairs i wouldnt be able to take a pic! study for your own exams people, cheating will get you no where!

which leaves swinging out of a lamp! i could try that! could be fun! hold on ill get a pic of that!

ok there is not much to hold on to as you can see, and i promtly fell to my ass for fear of ripping it off the ceiling!, but i tried!

You never addressed my request for teh underwear!

Kio

Kaison Polite Stimulation wrote:

which leaves swinging out of a lamp! i could try that! could be fun! hold on ill get a pic of that!

yeaaaaa ok now try the underwear you know you want to :rolleyes:

Shabadu

funky penguin wrote:

You never addressed my request for teh underwear!

Isn't anyone ever going to do that? /lives in hope

Sarky

For your next trick, you should gain access to a nuclear reactor and bathe in gamma radiation in order to recieve super powers. Be sure to shield the camera from radiation. We need proof.

Shabadu

Sarky- I strongly reccomend you put on yer ma's knickers (seee-through) and post a photo of your groinage area.

Sarky

The result would surely be Tubgirl-esque...

gaui3d0pnbz86o

i thought the sick pervos comment covered the underware!

@sarky what kinda superpowers we talking about?

Sarky

Probably exactly the sort of powers that would help you impress that girl you like, but never had the confidence to approach, and also defend yourself from the mean jock who wants her for himself, even though you know he'd just mistreat her, and which would also defeat the mighty supervillain who for some reason kidnaps her to get to you.

Or laser eyes like MONSTA KITTY or something, I don't know...

funky penguin

Kaison Polite Stimulation wrote:

i thought the sick pervos comment covered the underware!

Only if everyone else sees it ¬_¬