**Practical Laws** Has anyone Heard these laws !!!

Dublin8

Practical Laws
Which one you have experienced in real life




* Jone's Motto:

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.



* Terman's Law of Innovation:

If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can

jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.



* O'brien's Variation:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster

than the one you are in now.



* Conway's Law:

In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is

going on. This person must be fired.



* The Peter Principle:

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of

incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not

reached their level of incompetence.



* H.L.Mencken's Law:

Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.



* Martin's Extension:

Those who can't teach, administer



* Belani's Extrapolation:

Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.



* Lieberman's Law:

Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.



* Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.



* Van Herpen's Law:

The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.



* Murphy's Law of Government:

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.



* Bell's Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



* Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with.



* Young's Law:

Great discoveries are made by mistake.



* Kin Hubbard:

A good listener is usually thinking about something else



* One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position

dawballz

Experience the queue one all the time myself.

LadyJ

Yep that queue thing's a bitch!

ferdi

Dublin8 wrote:

Practical Laws
Which one you have experienced in real life
* Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

rubbish, when you dial a wrong number and get an engaged tone, you dont know you've dialed a wrong number because no one tells you that its the wrong number.

Blisterman

Its like how things always turn up in the last place you look.

irishgeo

The meeting people you know happens me alot as well as the Q thing.

Wertz

Dublin8 wrote:

* Jone's Motto:

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Never a truer word spoken.

Scarinae

Blisterman wrote:

Its like how things always turn up in the last place you look.

Well obviously... I don't think anyone's stupid enough to keep looking once they've found it

Dimitri

* H.L.Mencken's Law:

Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.

wasn't that in school of rock?