YOUR NEW NEW LEADER

koneko

The old leader didn't turn out to be so great. He fondled a lady at work and now there's legal issues so we can't be associated with him anymore.

We had interviews and have found your new leader

BEHOLD
MONSTA KITTY



ALL HAIL MONSTA KITTY

Chad ghostal

lollerskatez..

but wont the slaughter of thousands of (probably japanese) citizens cause legal prommblers?

koneko

Pff no monsta kitty laughs at legal problems and kills lawyers with the blink of his monster laser eyes. Crazy kitty just danced around and peed on the carpet when the lawyers came in.

Here comes happycat.jpg to save the day

Tobias Greeshman

thats all well and good and well koneko, but who does monsta kitty move, dont say roll, cos that just aint practical, bit of building would stab him. Does legs aint gonna be any good either.

koneko

He doesn't need to move, the world moves AROUND him, for he is MONSTA KITTY.

DON'T YOU SEE?!

He's far too good a leader for the likes of you people, you don't see the greatness.
/cry

Glipmac

Class, sheer class i like it

Chad ghostal

Fine fine. .

"ALll hAil new LEADrE... "

*sigh*..

im just not cleaning up his MONSTA POOP..

simu

Hail Chairman Meow



Yeah, I know I robbed that pun from the Freak Brothers - leave me be

Tobias Greeshman

What can i say, you've clearly educated me koneko, clearly a competent leader!

koneko

CHAIRMAN MEOW

lovin' it

Sarky

I prefer Chairman MONSTER KITTY.

It's more descriptive, and lets you know that this Chairman is not to be messed with, lest he set fire to the pants of thine ignorance with his searing laser eyes of explanation!

po0k

Yet further, irrefutable evidence that cats are in fact the spawn of Satan and will lead to our annihilation.

logic1

Christ.

.logic.

Winters

ph33r out leader MONSTA KITTY.

koneko

Good.... good....
*rubs hands together gleefully*

It's all coming together quite nicely

amp

logic1 wrote:

Christ.

.logic.

Well if it's good enough to be logics lord and saviour then it's good enough to be mine. However, I would like our next World Leader to be less feline and more cake like.

Stalfos

What kinda of Cake?
Carrot, Cheese would a good leader but not Chocolate as it's too sweet.
Of their's always cakepie.

Kio

id prefer a chocolate cake as are leader

Winters

STOP YOUR TALK!!!

ALL HAIL MONSTA KITTY!!!

amp

amp wrote:

Well if it's good enough to be logics lord and saviour then it's good enough to be mine. However, I would like our next World Leader to be less feline and more cake like.

All hail the cake jumper.

funky penguin

koneko wrote:

Good.... good....
*rubs hands together gleefully*

It's all coming together quite nicely

I see your plan! Monsta Kitty is but a puppet leader! Your the real brains of the outfit! I bet you want to monopolise The Nest and hence further your plan of world domination. :eek:

Either that, or crazy kitty is still pulling some strings.....

simu

We eat this to celebrate and to make happy amp:

Kio

that cake is crazy kitty isnt it? isnt it? isnt it? isnt it?

Winters

omg .. a Kitten Cake

NotMe

another of boards.ies mysterious secrets....

Sarky

I was about to suggest a ninja cake, but there'd be no point. You'd never find it, so you couldn't eat it. Also, it might try killing you from the shadows. And let's be honest, nobody really wants to be murdered by confectionary, do they?






Do they?

sanncoo

See attached Sarky!

We can have the ninja in turtle form. Plus it's a cake....

Things in this cake's favour....

1. We can see it
2. It's a hero in a half shell
3. It's a mutant
4. It's happy and may not attack


Whew! I think the problem is solved.