Did the US Government assassinate these US senators?

hawkmoon269

http://www.wanttoknow.info/wellstonecarnahan

Dinner

Oh not another one.

Let me get my tinfoil hat. :rolleyes:

hawkmoon269

Arabel wrote:

Oh not another one.

Let me get my tinfoil hat. :rolleyes:

The truth is out there.

Capt'n Midnight

Pffff... everyone knows they wern't assassinated, they are now on a chicken ranch in Montana doing important work for NASA.

uberwolf

the charter is pretty clear on this one

gandalf

In the Cuckoos Nest with thee.

amp

Well gang? Did they?

DonkeyStyle \o/

Well gang? Did they?

Why would they need to kill senators? Everyone knows USA voting is just pretend... like wrestling ya' know?
It's up to the consumer to decide what evil corporations they want ruling the puppet government with its brown envelopes... but with monopolies being what they are now days, it's not easy to shift power around... either way though it's going to be profit-driven ethics of "oooh, people dying from using our product? hmm that's bad for business, better not let that happen again... look at these figures!"... as opposed to "oh shít, we're bad people for killing our customers to save a few grand on further research".

While we're at it like...

Sarky

Poppycock.

They were really abducted by Elvis, who left the music scene in a stolen spaceship to fight the growing alien menace, who were working with the Communist hordes to flourinate the water supplies and contaminate our precious bodily fluids in an evil plan to make people wet the bed more, thereby increasing sales of bedsheets, because of course the aliens are in control of the whole bedsheet industry and want to increase their profits so they can afford some bitchin' rims for their sweet rides.

Yes, this means that boy racers are hideous aliens from beyond the stars, and you must feel no guilt to make fun of them. Their egos are very fragile and they'll give up the invasion if we shame them enough.

























What?


What did Elvis need two Democrats for? Hell I don't know. Trusty sidekicks or some crap...

amp

There are many situations where I say to myself "God dammit, if only I had two Democrats right now", I'm sure Elvis was preparing for a similar situation.

Shabadu

He coated them in treacle, rolled 'em in native american pube shavings and made them his sideburns, afaik.

Sarky

Shabadu wrote:

He coated them in treacle, rolled 'em in native american pube shavings and made them his sideburns, afaik.

Of COURSE!

*Slaps forehead*

funky penguin

YEAH!

*Slaps Sarky's forehead*

Sarky

Quiet, you! I have powers! Political powers!

/me emails Bush administration saying funky penguin is an EVIL TERRIST with oil reserves up the wazoo

Shabadu

He won't believe you. Penguins and oil don't mix.

Giblet

I was hungry k?

Shabadu

it looks a bit rare, gib.

Sarky

Even if that were so, EVERYONE knows penguins are Communists...

Shabadu

It's true!

Chad ghostal

BOB DARKE touches the childers..

funky penguin

Sarky wrote:

funky penguin is an EVIL TERRIST with oil reserves up the wazoo

I'm rich!

*me searches for a wazoo*

Shabadu

Poor sexually repressed FP. He doesn't even know where his wazoo is.

funky penguin

It's where my wapoo comes from.

Shabadu

I found it!

funky penguin

Give that back! I need it to flash at random passers by.

sceptre

Nothing to do with penguins.

It's all to do with pelicans. And briefs. And Julia Roberts.

Shabadu

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funky penguin

Damn I hate Julia Roberts boobies.