Soap Opera Rules

carpocrates

These things seem to apply across the board!!


- Following a conversation, everyone must take up to thirty seconds gazing blankly into space to come to terms with what has been said, preferably out a window.

- All people with amnesia/blindness/deafness will eventually recover their memory/sight/hearing.

- All wicked people look wicked and also dress wicked, wearing lots of red and black. Usually they will be wealthy.

- All fat people are jolly and full of character and loved by everyone.

- All men are foolish and continually shown up by their partners who know much more about everything and are much more down to earth.

- Everyone always goes to the one pub, the centre of the entire community, morning noon and night to meet each other. When they go to other places (cafes, restaurants) it's only to plan the night at the pub.

- Simply asking for a pint in this pub is enough, the bartender knows what each person wants to drink

memphis

WTF???

I can see a rusty auld lock being put on this!!!!!

Kingsize

Following a conversation, everyone must take up to thirty seconds gazing blankly into space to come to terms with what has been said, preferably out a window.

or in the case of fair city finish off their drink & put the glass down in an obviously pronounced manner.

celticfc

:rolleyes: Go away!