Blackadder

meditraitor

Blackadder: This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?

Kermitt

I have a cunning plan.

is it as cunning as a fox, that used to study plans at oxford university and now is the head researcher at the royal institute od cunning planning?


BLACKADDER IS A TRUE LEGEND

mr_angry

Thats the spirit! Beeeeeeehhhhhhh!

Explosive_Cornflake

look down.

Dinner

Thats a definate yes from me.

yis

funky penguin

Just looking at Cornflakes sig....def the funniest episode in the 4th series. It had me in tears the first time I saw it.

Actually, whenever Ric Mayell (SP?) was in Blackadder, he stole the show....

OfflerCrocGod

Oh, Yay! No doubt Blackadder is a legend

mike65

Why, only the other day Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger. It wasn't until ages later that I thought how clever it could have been to have said, "Oh bugger off, you old fart!" I need to improve my mind Blackadder. I want people to say, "That George, why he's as clever as a stick in a bucket of pig swill."

Mike.

marshmallow

ah yeah, Blackadder deserves it..

JackKelly

It must be told that blackadder is most definitely a legend.

funky penguin

Edmund: Tell me Young crone, is this Putney?
Crone: That it be... that it be...
Edmund: "Yes it is", not "That it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a Wisewoman.
Crone: Ah, the Wisewoman.. the Wisewoman.
Edmund: Yes, the Wisewoman.
Crone: Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is ... a woman! ...and second, she is ...
Edmund: Wise?
Crone: You do know her then?
Edmund: No, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where she lives?
Crone: Of course.
Edmund: Where?
Crone: Here. Do you have an appointment?
Edmund: No.
Crone: Well, you can go in anyway.
Edmund: Thank you Young crone. Here is a purse of moneys... which I'm not going to give to you.

funky penguin

Baldrick : Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder : Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?
Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight

Blackadder : Crisis Baldrick, Crisis! No marriage, no money, more bills! For the first time in my life I've decided to follow a suggestion of yours. Saddle Prince George's horse.
Baldrick : Oh sir, you're not going to become a highwayman, are you?
Blackadder : No I'm auditioning for the part of Arnold the bat in Sheridon's new comedy.
Baldrick : Oh that's alright then.
Blackadder : Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick : Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.

Shabadu

Blackadder : Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick : Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.

funky penguin

Haha! I beat you to it!!!

Shabadu

You cheeky penguin! *shakey fist*

funky penguin

Haha! Taste this! *shakerier fist!*

Shabadu

I always dreamed that one day you'ld offer me your fist to taste. It's just so romantic. *sigh*

Shabadu

If you weren't quite so big, it would be time for Mr and Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to Bottieland.

funky penguin

I truely have no idea what to say to that. It's quite kinky.

Banana Hammock?

Shabadu

O_O it was a nursie quote to queenie! And you call yourself a fan. Or were you referring to the fist-tasting?

funky penguin

Eh......Fist tasting.....yeah!

I knew it was a quotation! Nothing gets past me!



what was that?!?!

Mutant_Fruit

A plan so cunning you could pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!

Heh heh heh.... my favourite quote at the moment.

Barry Aldwell

Blackadder:
With 50,000 men getting killed a week, who's going to miss a pigeon?

Blackadder:
When I joined up we were still fighting colonial wars. If you saw someone in a skirt you shot him and nicked his country.

the men are preparing leave the trench and go over the top to attack the German positions
Picking up a short wooden baton
Distant artillery sounds die down
George: You don't think...
Baldrick: Maybe the war is over. Maybe it's peace!
George: Oh hurrah! The big nobs have got around the table and yanked the iron out of the fire!
Darling: Thank God! We lived through it. The Great War, 1914 to 1917.
George, Baldrick, Darling: Hip hip, hurrah!
Blackadder: I'm afraid... not. The guns have stopped because we're about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell their own men. They think it far more sporting to let the Germans do it.

Sarky

Bravo with big brass bells on!

Also,

I'm happy as a Frenchman who's just invented a pair of self-removing trousers!

meditraitor

Prince George : Ah Blackadder. It has been a wild afternoon full of strange omens. I dreamt that a large eagle circled the room three times and then got into bed with me and took all the blankets. And then I saw that it wasn't an eagle at all but a large black snake. And also Duncan's horses did turn up and eat each other. As usual. Good portents for your duel do you think.

Blackadder : Not very good sir. I'm afraid the duel is off.

Prince George : OFF?

Blackadder : As in sod. I'm not doing it.

Glipmac

Blackadder: A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.