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Monkeys

  • 11-05-2005 11:15pm
    #1
    Jivin Turkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭


    What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite?













    A baboom.

    Brought a grin to my face. Please add more monkey jokes, everyone likes monkeys.


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  • #2
    OY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭OY


    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

    In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

    The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

    "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

    "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

    LOL - Monkeys!


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