cock in ear

*Sinéad*

i'd like to point out that this is a serious matter and realise how ridiculous it sounds..but my boyfriend (Kyper on boards) has a thing about well about putting his cock in my ear. i don't know what it is all about really, i've tried explaining but he just gets upset. I don't know where he gets these ideas from but he does spend a lot of time online. Has anyone else had this problem and if so how have they gone about it. I'd like to reitterate that this is serious and has kinda been getting my down recently. Thanks.

Repli

Maybe he is a bit short sighted - give the man a break

dregin

And I thought I was the only one he had it in for....

ando

is it april 1st again :rolleyes:

looks like u'r fella is online a bit too much

mayordenis

ah the aul cock in ear a fan favourite

kyper

haha nice one.

touché sinéad.... and i know dave had something to do with this

feylya

Maybe he wants you to hear when he's coming?

GoneShootin

laugh out loud


best thread ever

Zombienosh

hes either a) got a small penis or b) you've got big ears

Karl Hungus

In all honesty, how could it possibly fit?

the_syco

Is he blond by any chance? Tell him its the other hole... down there...

astec123

Discuss it with him, properly, if he is a real man and a true boyfriend he should accept you not being happy with it, you have tried it, and you dont like it so it stops with that, if you where not even wanting to try it then its your problem, but his insistence is completely off the accepted norm. Speak to him over it, tell him how you feel, and let him know you dont want to continue. If it is just your worried about his sexual perversions then put simply many people see something on TV etc and it starts their mind working, the eventually manage to turn it into what you have here.

steveland?

[23:53:17] [kyper] why are ye bullying me
[23:53:22] [kyper] i like the tightness
[23:53:25] [kyper] thats not fair

How tiny would ya have to be to fit :eek:

mayordenis

dump him he's obviously only with you to get closer to you best friend

uh hum

nadir

image linkage please

edit: wow, talk about fast posting,

GoneShootin

AlcoholicA wrote:

hes either a) got a small penis or b) you've got big ears

^^

moridin

How big's your ear?

Suaimhneach

Hi Sinéad, its me, your best friend.

I would ask him, politely to stop asking, as it doesnt please you.

And then get him a rubber ear. You worked in a Joke Shop, I am sure you can get a discount. Maybe you can get one like spock. He'd like that.

I am so glad you have found a good man Sinéad.

All mó grá,

Jess

BuffyBot

I hope you cleaned your ears out beforehand...

Third_Echelon

Do you find that you suffer from glue-ear?

*Sinéad*

jesi don't get all friendly with me you introduced me to this monstrosity(oh the horror) love ya still tho even in my traumatised state

bounty_hunter

My guess is you won't have to worry about him anymore once he discovers you posted that online.

kyper

I find all this very offensive. Sinéad you should have talked with me first before announcing this online where my friends and peers can read... they all clearly know who we both are... you really shouldnt have mentioned me name..
it was very inconsiderate of you and im not impressed

Jim

What a bunch of tards.

the_syco

TROLL

Seriously. "Hi, my BF online is shoving his dick in my ear". So she totally humiliates him online, by using his name...

Sounds like an "ex-" issue to me, tbh.

Gordon

I hope he uses a condom, or at least a thimble.

Please go to the doctor as you have a nasty case of trogloditis.