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Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

  • 11-05-2005 1:19pm
    #1
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 ✭✭✭✭


    Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

    * You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
    * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
    * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
    * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
    * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day


Comments

  • #2
    WizZard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    Deadly. I will use you as my excuse seamus!


  • #3
    Pinx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭Pinx


    Excellent - I won't get any work done at all tomorrow I'll be so busy slapping.... Only one per hour though? Surely that rule is meant to be broken?


  • #4
    Borzoi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭Borzoi


    seamus wrote:
    * You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

    Looks like I'll be doing unpaid overtime...again :rolleyes:


  • #5
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I'll pass.
    I'm saving all my pent up rage for Grab your co-worker in a headlock and knee him repeatedly in the kidneys day.
    Of course I'll have to find a job first... which is hard when you're as arrogant, lazy and sarcastic as I am... interviewers don't like me.
    Hey when is slap your interviewer day? I wanna try that tbh.


  • #6
    Dublin8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 225 ✭✭Dublin8


    waaaayhhhaaayyyy where is my boss :D


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  • #7
    Souperfreak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭Souperfreak


    Thank you, finally a sensible holiday! Do you think Hallmark makes a greeting card for the occasion?


  • #8
    uberwolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    Souperfreak wrote:
    Thank you, finally a sensible holiday! Do you think Hallmark makes a greeting card for the occasion?

    or a paddle?


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