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The Creation of a Pussy

  • 11-05-2005 3:37am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

    First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

    Second was carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

    Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.

    Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

    Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

    Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

    Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭tempest


    sgske wrote:
    f***ed it and called it a c**t.

    How'd that get past the content filter....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Thats pretty....unfunny...but yes, how'd you get it past the filter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    cunt

    c{font=arial]u[/font}nt

    its a very old trick.
    also try cúnt

    its not that funny btw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭sgske


    used html elements to get past the content filter
    eg posting c will show the letter c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    The jokes not particularly funny.
    The filter content bypass is not particularly clever.

    So all in all its a well balanced post.

    We don't want balanced, give us funny.....

    Don't just sit there, entertain me, I'm paying good money to Wanadoo for this shyte. ;)


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