Tips for the day!!

jezza

Alrighty cuckoos!!
Wanna share your tips with the rest of us???
my tip today is dont try n catch the bird that woke u by hangin outta the window while you are still half asleep

funky penguin

Don't try to brush your teeth while pissing (standing up). Pee pee go everywhere.

jezza

funky penguin wrote:

Don't try to brush your teeth while pissing (standing up). Pee pee go everywhere.

*crinkly nose* i dont need to worry bout that!

DrIndy

always lift the toilet lid before doing the business.

make sure there is toilet paper before doing the business.

Always wear a tinfoil hat to protect you from mind rays

funky penguin

jezza wrote:

*crinkly nose* i dont need to worry bout that!

Whats the crinkly n0ise.....

Have a perssistant errection and a need to urinal?
Simply think about a dreadfully unattractive woman and your errection will disappear.

Like magic!

Chad ghostal

Got a bad case of living?
eat rat poison.

NotMe

funky penguin wrote:

Don't try to brush your teeth while pissing (standing up). Pee pee go everywhere.

I have first hand experience of this.

amp

A bird in the hand is... ****ing lush.
You can't make a pigs ear out of a purse, a purse doesn't have the necessary strength.
A watched kettle isn't paranoid.
Many hands make a lot of fists.
Never use a rabbit when a hare will do.
Red sky at night - communism tomorrow.
You can't get blood from flogging a dead horse.

Stalfos

dont count your eggs unless you went to school

PH01

To keep on living, keep on eating and drinking!

ando

funky penguin wrote:

Don't try to brush your teeth while pissing (standing up). Pee pee go everywhere.

thats easier with practice

Winters

Wear a bubble suit incase you fall down.

stagolee

never trust anyone you cant outdrink

jezza

ronoc wrote:

Have a perssistant errection and a need to urinal?
Simply think about a dreadfully unattractive woman and your errection will disappear.

Like magic!

lol i used to tell my ex to think of his nana in a thong.
he told me hed never get hard again.
sucka

Sarky

Creative use of yellow paint and an empty box of Corn Flakes can transform your car into a taxi. Use this to earn money off unsuspecting tourists.

kittenkiller

The early worm gets eaten by the early bird.
Stay in bed til later.

NotMe

Count your chickens after they've hatched.

jezza

jezza wrote:

*crinkly nose* i dont need to worry bout that!

girl alert!!!!!!

Chad ghostal

study before the exam :S

Chad ghostal

Chad ghostal wrote:

study before the exam :S

My heart ggoes out to the studying cuckoo!

Keep the word alive brother

Chad ghostal

ronoc wrote:

My heart ggoes out to the studying cuckoo!

Keep the word alive brother

danke shaon ,


Its kool to stay in school . (unless your already rich)

*shudder* :S

run away !!!
run away !!!
run away !!!

Capt'n Midnight

Don't eat the yellow snow. Frank Zappa

Don't buy land at low tide.