A 24 year old virgin.

LegacyUser

I am aware that this is a rather common topic, however, I do not wish to address the various demerits of one who is found in such as position as this. I simply wish to remedy it.

My question is this: Is there a nightclub or other legal establishment where one could reasonably expect to end up with a partner at the end of the evening?

I have heard Copper Faced Jacks mentioned previously, is it really as debaucherous as it portrayed?

My apologies to those offended by the vulgar nature of this post.

Gordon

Moved from PI.

Kevin_rc_ie

Meat markets.? Hmm.

vibe666

yeah, coppers ought to do it, unless you're a real minger, but then only if you're a bloke. minging wimmin never seem to have any trouble for some reason.

either that or take a holiers to somewhere like ibiza or tenerife.

zenith

TwentyFour wrote:

My question is this: Is there a nightclub or other legal establishment where one could reasonably expect to end up with a partner at the end of the evening?

If legality is a concern for you, there are a number of locations on this green earth where what is illegal here is legal. Amsterdam, for one.

Must go, they're bringing my coach and four around.

banbutcher

vibe666 wrote:

unless you're a real minger, but then only if you're a bloke. minging wimmin never seem to have any trouble for some reason.

Smooooooth, i bet youve a real way with the ladies!! lol

akindoc

I would advise a visit to a prostitute.

Alternatively if you get the first flight to Ibiza/Ianapa you will get laid regulary.

Kevin_rc_ie

prostitutes here are often manky i've been lead to beleive. maybe you should just be patient and let natural fate guide you to a hopefully serendipitious happy conclusion.

Larianne

Why have you waited so long? Not that I see anything wrong with it. Just most guys can't wait to get rid of it! Like it's a curse or something! lol I don't think it's that hard to find a girl who's up for it in Dublin. Yeah Copper Face Jacks is an auld sleaze hole so it shouldn't be hard. Also just go around Templebar and all those drunken hen parties!

Or you could just wait and meet a nice girl...

akindoc

Larianne wrote:

Why have you waited so long? Not that I see anything wrong with it. Just most guys can't wait to get rid of it! Like it's a curse or something! lol I don't think it's that hard to find a girl who's up for it in Dublin. Yeah Copper Face Jacks is an auld sleaze hole so it shouldn't be hard. Also just go around Templebar and all those drunken hen parties!

Or you could just wait and meet a nice girl...

if he keeps doing what he's always done, he'll keep getting what he's always gotten. He needs to take action.

Firewalkwithme

Larianne wrote:

Or you could just wait and meet a nice girl...

Sounds like you're in there TwentyFour - ask for her email address

Larianne

Another place, go to one of those late night wine bars on Leeson Street. A lot of desperate people in there! Myself and my friends ran back outta the place. :eek:

But if that's what you're looking for......

Larianne

Despatch wrote:

Sounds like you're in there TwentyFour - ask for her email address

Ha ha....NO! Got me eye on a fella thank you very much!

Firewalkwithme

Larianne wrote:

Ha ha....NO! Got me eye on a fella thank you very much!

Jeez...You could have let him down gently

Larianne

Better that way... dont want to give the lad false hope and all that...

Firewalkwithme

I think I'll stop now before I get banned.....

Larianne

Despatch, you still off the fags? Just looking at your sig there. Fair play to ya!

Kevin_rc_ie

OP you are heterosexual and male?

superfly

if you're really desperate you could try the sachs(sp?) hotel or Jurassic park as its called as its all aul wans trying to pick up young fellas, you'd be eaten alive if you went in there

Larianne

superfly wrote:

if you're really desperate you could try the sachs(sp?) hotel or Jurassic park as its called as its all aul wans trying to pick up young fellas, you'd be eaten alive if you went in there

LMAO

Firewalkwithme

Larianne wrote:

Despatch, you still off the fags? Just looking at your sig there. Fair play to ya!

Yeah I'm still off them thanks - mind over matter and plently of chewing gum helps

Kevin_rc_ie

if you're really desperate you could try the sachs(sp?) hotel or Jurassic park as its called as its all aul wans trying to pick up young fellas, you'd be eaten alive if you went in there

My friend met my old female business studies teacher in there. It was funny because he was in school at the time.

she was a daug but i'd have done her.

Firewalkwithme

superfly wrote:

if you're really desperate you could try the sachs(sp?) hotel or Jurassic park as its called as its all aul wans trying to pick up young fellas, you'd be eaten alive if you went in there

Seriously though,

You would have a very good chance of getting your breakfast made for you the next day too. She could cut the crusts off your toast and if you're really lucky she might make 'soldiers' for you to dip in your egg

TerrorFirmer

superfly wrote:

if you're really desperate you could try the sachs(sp?) hotel or Jurassic park as its called as its all aul wans trying to pick up young fellas, you'd be eaten alive if you went in there

Lol!!

el tel

I have heard also that the Sachs hotel is a safari park with numerous aged wildebeasts roaming.

A similar establishment exists in Belfast - The Wellington Park Hotel.
It's just like the Cantina bar scene in Star Wars. Truely, it is a freak show of very easy women and numerous mutant males. This is one place where dubious genetics is no hindrance to getting a *mate*

logic

superfly wrote:

if you're really desperate you could try the sachs(sp?) hotel or Jurassic park as its called as its all aul wans trying to pick up young fellas, you'd be eaten alive if you went in there

Haha...been there myself, great crack. Just leave your standards at home!

If its really getting to ya, get a prostitute, most are not bad as everyone makes out.

Eyespy

el tel wrote:

I have heard also that the Sachs hotel is a safari park with numerous aged wildebeasts roaming

A similar establishment exists in Belfast - The Wellington Park Hotel.
It's just like the Cantina bar scene in Star Wars. Truely, it is a freak show of very easy women and numerous mutant males. This is one place where dubious genetics is no hindrance to getting a *mate.*

LMAO

Liffeyman

logic wrote:

Haha...been there myself, great crack. Just leave your standards at home!

If its really getting to ya, get a prostitute, most are not bad as everyone makes out.

Ye there worse then what everyone makes out, take it from me i work nights and have to pass by where they work and most of them are junkys or fcuked up in other ways.

Kinetic^

superfly wrote:

if you're really desperate you could try the sachs(sp?) hotel or Jurassic park as its called as its all aul wans trying to pick up young fellas, you'd be eaten alive if you went in there

That place is brilliant,believe it or not,you can actually see the sleaze floating through the air.

The General

€20 and you can ride me dog

besty

The General wrote:

€20 and you can ride me dog

seriously though, ive heard sachs, or "jurassic park" is the place. dont go to a prossy. you would regret it so much later me thinks...

candyman

steer clear of the feckin prozzies ffs, there only filth and u'll end up with some rotten std. get yer arse down to places like Sin, 4 Dame Lane etc and get chatting to people. Forget Coppers, its a knob fest up there with all the boggers crammed in cos they heard it was good place to get yer end away.

easiest way to meet women imho is thru your mates girlfriends mates if that option is available to you, start going out and mingling with them, get em locked and see what happens....?

otherwise work nights out always have a few twists in them also

pwd

well i'm guessing you're pretty shy, so loose women in nightclubs mightn't be your best bet.
Look for someone more your speed, who isn't going to feel contempt for you for being a virgin; because they'll probably be able to tell, ya know. You'll feel a lot better about yourself that way.
Or holiday in tenerife or ibiza or amsterdam alternatively. Amsterdam is the only guaranteed option really. There's some seriously sexy prostitutes in the red light district, look for a kind-looking one that catches your eye. Somewhere it's probably harder not to have sex than to have it tbh. The ones in the windows are tested regularly for diseases, so it's better to go to one of them than to meet a prostitute or a slut anywhere else. (I didn't go into one btw). Catching VD the first time you have sex would be pretty ****ty, and it's a real possibility if you go off with a slapper.

john05

stick a hood on while ur with any slappers but ffs dont be advising the lad to head off to the dam to pick up some window hooker!

the phrase lamb to the slaughter comes to mind! :eek:

pwd

he's 24. that's hardly a lamb.

They didn't all come across as being predatory bitches, you know. Generally their attitudes varied with ethnicity. Black women wiggled their boobs and asses at you, mimed blow jobs signalled you to come in, even came out and tried to talk to you. White women didn't make eye-contact, but posed sexily. Asian women looked at you kinda shyly and would come up and go to open the door if you didn't look away. I sound like I'm using stereotypes, but it's just the way it was from what I saw.
It's quite enjoyable to walk down a street and have lots of attractive women try to entice you to have sex with them, whether you intend to do so not.

Note I said "kind-looking" one. I'd see them as being more likely to be forgiving straightforward than some random slapper in a nightclub.

MrPinK

Larianne wrote:

Why have you waited so long?

Most men tend to wait until they've met the right woman. The right woman here being the first one that actually says yes.