Why Are Men Happier ?

greglo23

Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People--Your last name stays put. Your garage is
all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just
another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

the occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!!

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

rugbug86

*shakes fist*

pesky boys

KTRIC

You forgot Willy's, they're great fun !!!

full forward

But we would give it all up for multiple orgasms

Lola123

full forward wrote:

But we would give it all up for multiple orgasms

However, girls have to FIND someone who can give them multiple orgasms and thats almost impossible!!

rugbug86

Lola you're clearly not looking in the right places....... :rolleyes:

modular

In Ireland, women can be presidents.

Big Ears

modular wrote:

In Ireland, women can be presidents.

But not Taoiseach the real position of power .

sinjin_smythe

K-TRIC wrote:

You forgot Willy's, they're great fun !!!

Amen to that brother

KTRIC

And we don't bleed for 5 days of the month. But on the other hand women have boob's so that's some consolation.

rugbug86

id give up my boobs to say bye bye to bleeding

Larianne

rugbug86 wrote:

id give up my boobs to say bye bye to bleeding

I agree.

Sangre

Good luck finding a man then.

Zukustious

rugbug86 wrote:

id give up my boobs to say bye bye to bleeding

Really? That bleeding must absolutely piss you off. Jeez, no wonder yez are always moaning.

solas

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

rugbug86

Zukustious wrote:

Really? That bleeding must absolutely piss you off. Jeez, no wonder yez are always moaning.

pesky boys!!!

Vamp IRL

rugbug86 wrote:

id give up my boobs to say bye bye to bleeding

I agree

D

YOu forgot the whole not having to queue for the toilet.

Tobias Greeshman

Ah so true, (to the original joke)!

allegedcomedian

I got in touch with my feminine side once, she said "Get your hands of our breasts"

jezza

rugbug86 wrote:

id give up my boobs to say bye bye to bleeding

sing that sista