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Drunk man at confession

dinjo · 2005-05-06 14:01:26

A drunk man staggers into a Church and sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs a few times to attract his attention, but the man still says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking…

06-05-2005 03:01PM

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dinjo

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A drunk man staggers into a Church and sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs a few times to attract his attention, but the man still says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking man, there's no paper on this side either."

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#2 06-05-2005 09:19PM

Redhairedguy

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Quite amusing....

When I read that joke, I first thought of the church in my village, and then of the priest cleaning the inside of the confession box with his bare hands

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