homer bellies

johnnyc

i am not sure if this is the right form for this ok i walk through my town (..to remain Anonymous)when i come to pennys then i see these two girls wearing the lopez pants & spears tops thats alright ok but when the girls have the homer simspson beer belly...why do the girls subject themselves to that. please anyone give me a reason and is this normal up the rest of the country.

TerrorFirmer

Its normal in Galway as well, when you see all the knackers wearing tracksuit bottoms, and then these tight tops with there flabby stomachs hanging out...and mostly knackers, but its not just limited to them!

Why? Well, no one really knows, but its actually a frequent topic of conversation around here, why don't you just ask them?

Mr E

They're muffin bellies (think of what a muffin looks like while still in its paper cup).

Looks terrible, though... I agree.

johnnyc

especially when you are going to lunch or shopping in pennies you should see the ripples off the bellies totally homer (mental scar after looking at there bellies)

rubadub

TmB wrote:

They're muffin bellies .

brilliant phrase.
I just picture them trying on the stuff in the shop and eyeing themselves up in the mirror saying "yep, looking good", then when guys stare at them on the street they are probably thinking "yep, still got it"

Mr.Nice Guy

Best title to a thread ever.

CerebralCortex

Girls think the most interesting way to sit on a couch all day watching corination street is an Olympic sport.

Mr.Nice Guy

CerebralCortex wrote:

Girls think the most interesting way to sit on a couch all day watching corination street is an Olympic sport.

Careful! You'll have the feminazis on your case.

bizmark

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Careful! You'll have the feminazis on your case.

being a man he already has the feminazis on his case tbh

wheres me jumpa

yeah its horrid. i mean could you imagine if us men were strolling around like that??!

LadyJ

It's worse when they have the trousers down really low and you can see their thongs and half their crack too!

wheres me jumpa

yes some women are completely oblivious to the fact that their ass is showing, there are some fems in college that are notorious for it!

LadyJ

Shudder

netwhizkid

it's pretty grim tbh, if us men did it they'd nearly be an earthquake, when you can see their thongs and half their crack, but add stretch marks to it all and just when your about to score on a saturday night with some fine hottie :rolleyes: it'll come into your head and ruin the whole moment !!
Regards netwhizkid

LadyJ

I say if you've got it,flaunt it. However,if you haven't then keep it under a baggy top!
Please,for the love of God!!!!!

The Bollox

well said

BrianD3

Personally I love to see a bit of tummy and arse crack showing on a girl. If the girl is a bit chubby or has a bit of belly it makes no difference to me. I'd draw the line at huge rolls of fat though Most women who have that much fat on their belly will be fat all over and you'd often see a roll of fat hanging down over their bra strap, which is *disgusting* Whereas with men you often see thin men with relatively huge beer bellies, this is often referrred to as being skinny fat. If a woman looks like this she's probably pregnant.

Wibbs

It does boggle the mind when you've got one group of women starving themselves because they think they're fat(even if they're not), while another group who are fat don't seem to have any problem with their lard being on show.

I do wonder if those kinds of women possess mirrors and if they do, have they any idea of the function of said device. At what point in the dressing up ritual do they decide that "oh yes that roll of bue veined belly flab looks soooooo sexy flappin' out over my jeans and I do think my beluberous builders arse really completes the ensemble". I don't get it. I really don't. Especially as most of the women i know are busy wearing clothes that cover up what they see as "problem" areas(which usually aren't).

BobTheBeat

HAHA, class topic.. Ill tell you what compliments it even more, a nice bit of dirty fake tan showing, that is completely differnet from the rest of the body!HAh!

Nimrod's Son

bobmeaney wrote:

HAHA, class topic.. Ill tell you what compliments it even more, a nice bit of dirty fake tan showing, that is completely differnet from the rest of the body!HAh!

Lol.
Fake tan and a cigarette in one hand and a can of warm Harp in the other. Works for me.

homerhop

Hey, leave my beer belly out of it!!!!!!!!

crazy angel

ewwww *puke*

stagolee

I walked into a city center newsagent some time ago and asked for a buscard, the fat slapper behind the counter turned and lowered her mammoth zeppelin like frame and started rooting around the bottom shelves at the back of the shop. Shocked I found myself confronted with yards of a red high tenstile rope like fabric which was audibly creaking and groaning like a ships mast in a storm as it lost the battle with the voluminous bulging acres of greasy orange flab that engulfed it, almost entirely eclipsing it from view in some parts.
I realised that should this woefully overloaded arse restraint snap the real danger was not that I might lose an eye but that in its whiplash accross the shop it might seperate my head cleanly from my shoulders.
Instinctivley I ducked behind the customer side of the counter hoping it would provide protection enough and waited tensely for the inevitable gunshot crack of the g-string giving up its unwinnable fight with physics.
Instead I heard "Naaa we haven gat any" in a muffled sounding high nasal whine. "Thats ok thanks" I wavered and decided to stay low on my way out.

Since that teribble glimpse of death i have lived each day as if it were my last upon this earth

Tiffany

Anyway, yes it's hideous. I see this all the time at college. The flab hangs out between their top and jeans, and what's worse is that they wear tight jeans. So not only is the flab sticking out, but it's pushed up as well.

*Angel*

Terrible! It's weird they highlight their flab but they probably think 'oh yeah I'm hot' cos everyone stares at them...why else would they do it, it's just so so so so wrong!

ferdi

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=2451&mode=search

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=1089&mode=search

Pet

Tiffany wrote:

Anyway, yes it's hideous. I see this all the time at college. The flab hangs out between their top and jeans, and what's worse is that they wear tight jeans. So not only is the flab sticking out, but it's pushed up as well.

Did you ever see "belly arse"? It's where the flab is pushed in and upwards, and it forms a cleavage right over the button of the jeans. Absolutely hideous, yet strangely hilarious!

johnnyc

ferdi the 2nd link is what i am talking about instead they don't wear a dress. The other type of women i get sick at looking is the girl with the big fat arse in the skinny jeans pants. Have any of these girls heard of exercise or a gym... I love to hear from girls attitudes towards this hideous issue

johnnyc

whats the solutions i recon bring back strong catholic ireland so the priest could give them a boot up the asse pipe or a kung fu kick into there muffins

joejoem

There is a girl I see in the mornings on the bus and she wears those cotton tracksuit bottoms with a tight top, her belly hangs WAY down, like 3 inches from the waist line of the tracksuit, the worst thing is that every day she stands up her tracksuit bottoms are handing really low and you are looking at 3 or 4 inches of canyon and a whole load of stretch marks. It was kind of funny the first time but she wears the same bottoms day in day out and at this stage it just ruins breakfast. There is allways a chorus of giggles when she stands up.

Tiffany

Pet wrote:

Did you ever see "belly arse"? It's where the flab is pushed in and upwards, and it forms a cleavage right over the button of the jeans. Absolutely hideous, yet strangely hilarious!

I try not to look... *shudder*